"Steveo" wrote in message
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"Chad Wahls" wrote:
Then you get thrown over the bed of your truck, hit the ground and take
off running like hell. It's not till after you smell the burning flesh
and notice the blood coming from under you fingernails do you put 2 and
2 together.

At this point you muster the courage to drive to the emergency room,
half drunk still, and they hook you to an EKG machine to "monitor" you.
It's just a cruel game because they made the wires about 12" too short
to make it to the bathroom to take a ****.

Yeah, that was no fun, turned my beard gray too!

Chad

Dang, that one really left a mark on you!

But in the grand scheme of things, it was a really a learning experience.
You can prolly find well water with your leg now...hehe

Yep, I learned that even though the storm is "gone" you can still get your
ass handed to you!

In retrospect, I made it out fine, messed with my short term memory for a
while but I worked around it. Makes a great "hold my beer and listen to
this" story The damn dog was out there with me and now I have a
Rottweiler herding me inside at the faintest sound of thunder or a group of
Harleys driving by on the highway. AND to add insult to injury I had a
truck load of rental audio equipment that I had to fix since I was the local
pro audio repair guy!

Chad