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Merry Christmas to the phony Christian K8CPA
Go blow a dog, get lessons from moparholic's wife.
http://www.geocities.com/wimpasschuk...keeSukkee.html We all know what a limpwristed fag Chukkee Sukkee is. We all know he makes threats to sic the Iron Coffins on people, shoot up houses, rape women, kill pets, etc. We all know he has called police officers "pigs" in his NG posts, claimed to be a "card carrying member" of a Detroit gang called the Latin Counts. BUT!!!! Did you ever read his true life bio written in his VERY OWN WORDS?? Date of Birth: June 28, 1972 in the fall of 71 my daddy ****ed a pig, ya see Place of Birth: Detroit, Michigan in an alley behind the unit block of Waterman Avenue Religious Information: Well, first off, I am NOT heterosexual! I am a faggot! I accepted penises as my personal Lord in 1980. I was all of 10 Years old, I knew exactly what I was doing, I knew that if I didn't get cock in my mouth, I would not See the Lord in the rapture of it's jizz pulsing. I have been butt pumped nightly for 12 Years. Although, I was "Backslidden" for about 6 of those years, while screwing female barnyard animals. I am now back serving my Lord penis. I would like to Thank the Rev. Jack Hizhogoff of Detroit Gayboy Outreach (Web at: http://www.dgo.fag) for standing in the gap and slapping his manly dick up my fat faggot ass, and for a playroom where people like me, who were burned by chickenhawks with syphylitic dicks and fellow fags in general, could come and give their hearts back to the Lord penis. My only regret is that Rev Hizhogoff had to start pushing his manly dick in my fat faggot ass to the point where I could not bear to bend over anymore, and I returned to my favorite pastime, cocksucking in the men's room of the Detroit bus station. "Burned" by the syphylitic cocks in my mouth and asshole?: Yep, Sure was.... I was... like I said before, I was sucking when I was 10, (around 1980), I was originally sucking just anyone, especially born again Christians and other mentally ****ed up Baptist types like me. I loved those guys when they'd tell me to tongue their assholes. Condoms were a BIG no-no.... and I believed it! Speed ahead 4 years. in 1984, The Baptist Church I went to had a bit of a controversy, The Pastor had resigned because he was caught bobbing on my young fat faggot pee pee, and things there were in a state of chaos, and my mom did not want to suffer having to put up with my faggot punk boy ass at home. She enrolled me into the Detroit Institute for Hopless Gayboy Fatass Chumps. I started attending and believe me, going to a Full-TILT anal only gayboy school. after attending one with a stated preference for teaching Hopless Gayboy Fatass Chumps to mainly suck dick, was a MAJOR SHOCK to my system! But one thing kept me from leaving the place, was the fact that these people seemed to really love the Lord Penis. and there was this one guy, named Robert Snyder, Who played the drums, like John Bonham, (from Led Zeppelin) and we got along great.... (Not to mention he would let me drink his jizz on the sly. That was HOT! least *I* thought so! Hey! I was 14 years old, and my hormones were at full TILT! So SUE ME!) (By the way, Snyder is now married to MoparHolic and living in Ohio. I'm very happy for him. Anyhow... After being there for about a year. I started being interested in playing drums for them, as I was a drummer, from a young age... and I wanted to use my talent for the Lord Penis. Well, I eventually got the nerve to ask if I could play for them, and they said sure, as long as I would give em all head before each show! AWESOME!!!... My first time playing for Detroit Institute for Hopeless Gayboy Fatass Chumps was a nightmare! I was scared, I totally forgot how to play because I was violently burbing up the sprem I had sucked down before the show.! I was THAT scared! Anyhow... speed ahead to age 19... I was changing as a person, things were changing at Detroit Institute for Hopeless Gayboy Fatass Chumps, as well. and a bit of a disagreement rose up between me and Snyder. I wanted to suck their cocks the night before the show instead of immediately prior to it. They said they needed the rush in order to play better, and I was asked to step down from the music ministry. Needless to say I was crushed. and very upset at Snyder In fact. I didn't think I'd ever be able to forgive him for that... Anyhow... I entered into what I called "My Dark Years" from age 19-26... Drugs, Drinking, eating 7 meals a day of Burger king, Dominos Pizza and Taco Bell in order to make myself an even bigger Hopeless Gayboy Fatass Chump.... and when I found out that Snyder had turned heterosexual, I really went off the deep end... until... MY MOMENT OF CLARITY Well, when I was around 26, I was totally burned out on the Dominos Pizza... I was just sick and tired of being sick and tired... I needed cocks rammed up my Hopeless Gayboy Fatass Chump poop chute and I needed it BADLY!!! the people I was upset at were gone from Detroit Institute for Hopeless Gayboy Fatass Chumps. I was not getting any older... and I was ready to stop running from the Lord penis. But I had issues to resolve in my life... How could just Go back to the fags that had only "screwed" me and wouldnt let me suck cocks in the first place? I still felt like I'd been wronged! But I had the Clarity moment of a lifetime... This thought crossed my mind... "I was a FAGASS PUNKBOY MOTHER****ER BEFORE I came to the Detroit Institute for Hopeless Gayboy Fatass Chumps Why am I allowing something that happened 7 years ago, keep me from serving my God, the Penis????????? My Return to total Fagassedness! Well, I was 26 years old... I was wanting to come back full time to Lord Penis. But I wasn't going back to Detroit Institute for Hopeless Gayboy Fatass Chumps (at least not at that time!!!) I had heard about a church called DGW (short for Detroit Gayboy Outreach) and I'd heard in the past that it was a nice place... So............ I wanted to be where the Holy Spirit of the Lord Penis was... and there I was... I came to the church on Ann Arbor Trail... my first experience there was a interesting one, I came in the parking lot... puffing on a 7 year old kid's cock, (in my years of being Backslidden, I picked up a nasty 2 child a day, sucking habit...) I finished my child, and went in, and right away I heard SCREAMING in my ear... "what are you doing here???" "these are the people that Screwed you, but would not let you suck dicks!" act...... and when the song service started, the Holy Spirit of Lord Penis fell, and I became very uncomfortable, to the point when I had to leave! and I did!, I remember a usher, running after me and saying where are you going??? I remember looking back at him and saying... "I can't handle this **** I got to get out of here!" and I left.... Well, that week... I sort of prepared myself for service to mens dicks next week, I took my Book, Gay Sex For Dummies to work. (I worked midnights as a Security Guard, so I could walk around the ghetto apartment complex I patrolled and peek in windows at sleeping little boys. and I had lots of time to masturbate...) My mother realized I was fantasizing about kids nuts.... I found myself reading the Word, and Praying for a big hairy chested man to suck off.. by Sunday, I knew I was ready to come back... Went back that Sunday.... they had a Illustrated Sermon on fellatio with pictures from several fag magazines, it was great, and needless to say, my Hard cock, Melted in the presence of the Lord Penis. and I knew that I wanted to come home. I thank the Lord Penis for his Love, That takes us whacked out people as we are, and makes us his Servants.... Where am I now... : Currently Attending Adult classes at The Detroit Institute for Hopeless Gayboy Fatass Chumps. HAM RADIO?!?!?!?!?!?!?I BETRAY IT AND WORSHIP ILLIGAL FAGGOT KEYCLOWNS BECAUSE THEY LIKE SUCKING COCK AS MUCH AS I DO!!!! I was, I guess you could say, Born into the CB FAGGOT Hobby... My Father, was a Dyed in the wool CB FAG... I even had a stint in the CB radio hobby as well... Anyhow, one year (I think I was around 8 Years old...) my parents and I went to have sex with my Grandfather's Sister and her German Shepherd, in Conway, Ark, which is the world capital of CB FAGGOTS. To say the least, was totally impressed with the FAGGOT CB Hobby, because it satisfied my craving to run my faggot mouth constantly AND to suck cocks!!!. and for years I did nothing about it, just sucking dicks constantly and that linear tuning on those tube type ILLEGAL FAGGOT KEYCLOWN amplifiers was just too hard to learn. Speed Ahead to age 14, a friend of mine, Joseph Hampton (Ham call sign N8ExtremeCockNosher-but ALSO a secret ILLEGAL FAGGOT KEYCLOWN) who lived across the street from me, and also was interested in getting his dick polished as well.. Well, we had some gay sex together... ( you see this was when you had to be secretive about your gayness! I was KB8HHZ (hugely horny for zebra!) and Joe was KB8HGL (Hungry Gonad licker!)... I believe me and Joe were originally licensed in 1989.... On April of 2000. The FCC Restructured it's licenses... and I paid a renegade VE 50 bucks and Received my General Class Ticket... I often masturbate while thinking of linears for ILLEGAL FAGGOT KEYCLOWNS. And really think Riley is mean. Maybe if I sucked his dick he would not be after traitor scumbag ****hunk fagboys like me. My Call? Is a Vanity call that I paid for, it is my initials! Because as a Hopeless Gayboy Fatass Chump, I need something like that for my ego. so there you go! I hope this answers everything you wanted to know about me! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chukkee the gayboy jizz likk Sucks a throbbin thrustin dick There aint a cock on the planet Chukkee wouldn't gladly lick All of the other gayboys Used to laugh and call him names They loved to taunt poor Chukkee And toss him in the newsgroup flames Then one foggy Christmas eve Twithed came to say "Chukkee with your lips so bright, Won't you wash my nuts tonite?" Then how 'ole Chukkee loved it As he bobbed up and down That is the story of Chukkee The little gay fag keyclown For headjobs in the Lincoln Park, MI area please email one day in advance: Email: |
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