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On Sat, 9 Dec 2006 09:06:20 -0500, "Slow Code"
wrote: Hey Steve, does your landlord let you put up an antenna? Mine won't. :-(( Shove those antenna up the landlords ass. Ask him if he would rather have the antenna in the air or up his ass. If he says he wants it up his ass then break it off for him. Landlords suck assholes. |
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![]() "Pedro Sanchez" wrote in message ... On Sat, 9 Dec 2006 09:06:20 -0500, "Slow Code" wrote: Hey Steve, does your landlord let you put up an antenna? Mine won't. :-(( Shove those antenna up the landlords ass. Ask him if he would rather have the antenna in the air or up his ass. If he says he wants it up his ass then break it off for him. Landlords suck assholes. Gee, maybe you should save your money and buy your OWN home, then you can do what you want with it. An even better experience would be, buy a home with your own money and rent it to those that think "Landlords suck assholes" After a few missed rent payments your outlook will suddenly change, you will wonder why does that %^&$#^$ think I should support him. It's not my fault he lost a job, got fired, car broke down, had to take the kid to the emergency room. It's not my fault he didn't save any money for a rainy day! My most fun story is the guy that replaced a mailbox, he was in the middle of being kicked out. He went out and bought a $40 mailbox expecting me to pay for it. I told him to keep the mailbox. When he left he took the mailbox. The post for this mailbox was a buried telephone pole, it wasn't going anywhere. When I installed my new $5.00 mailbox I mounted a 2"x6" board to the pole with 5" x 5/16" lag bolts, then I mounted the mailbox to the 2x6 with seven 3 1/4" drywall screws. I would have liked to seen his face when he whacked that mailbox and it didn't go flying away. I hope he didn't hurt himself, NOT He was gone about three days before he did this. I waited another week and put up a new mailbox. Mike PS. One day the toilet overflowed I had to remove about 40 kotex from the sewer pipe one cold day in January. PSS. sold all the rentals no more %^&$#^$ to put up with. |
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Evict the welfare *******.
"amdx" wrote in message ... "Pedro Sanchez" wrote in message ... On Sat, 9 Dec 2006 09:06:20 -0500, "Slow Code" wrote: Hey Steve, does your landlord let you put up an antenna? Mine won't. :-(( Shove those antenna up the landlords ass. Ask him if he would rather have the antenna in the air or up his ass. If he says he wants it up his ass then break it off for him. Landlords suck assholes. Gee, maybe you should save your money and buy your OWN home, then you can do what you want with it. An even better experience would be, buy a home with your own money and rent it to those that think "Landlords suck assholes" After a few missed rent payments your outlook will suddenly change, you will wonder why does that %^&$#^$ think I should support him. It's not my fault he lost a job, got fired, car broke down, had to take the kid to the emergency room. It's not my fault he didn't save any money for a rainy day! My most fun story is the guy that replaced a mailbox, he was in the middle of being kicked out. He went out and bought a $40 mailbox expecting me to pay for it. I told him to keep the mailbox. When he left he took the mailbox. The post for this mailbox was a buried telephone pole, it wasn't going anywhere. When I installed my new $5.00 mailbox I mounted a 2"x6" board to the pole with 5" x 5/16" lag bolts, then I mounted the mailbox to the 2x6 with seven 3 1/4" drywall screws. I would have liked to seen his face when he whacked that mailbox and it didn't go flying away. I hope he didn't hurt himself, NOT He was gone about three days before he did this. I waited another week and put up a new mailbox. Mike PS. One day the toilet overflowed I had to remove about 40 kotex from the sewer pipe one cold day in January. PSS. sold all the rentals no more %^&$#^$ to put up with. |
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Tenants do indeed suck. Take John Griffin for instance.
He's always late with the rent and when he does get it together on last day before eviction notices go out, he pays it lots of small dirty bills that have been God knows where. Even though the lease stipulates NO PETS, John raises gerbils and collects toilet paper tubes. Have you ever smelled gerbil ****? Then there are the overnight guests who never leave. John's trailer comfortably accomodates four. But between his mom's tricks and his loser friends, there's always at least ten folks there clogging up the septic system. Parking is always an issue. In addition to John's **** brown '76 Pacer the above mentioned hangers-on park their assorted trucks, old cabs and pre 80's GM sedans with torn vinyl roofs in such a manner that the short bus that John rides to the special school district can't get through. |
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On Sat, 9 Dec 2006 12:54:45 -0600, "amdx" wrote:
"Pedro Sanchez" wrote in message .. . On Sat, 9 Dec 2006 09:06:20 -0500, "Slow Code" wrote: Hey Steve, does your landlord let you put up an antenna? Mine won't. :-(( Shove those antenna up the landlords ass. Ask him if he would rather have the antenna in the air or up his ass. If he says he wants it up his ass then break it off for him. Landlords suck assholes. Gee, maybe you should save your money and buy your OWN home, then you can do what you want with it. An even better experience would be, buy a home with your own money and rent it to those that think "Landlords suck assholes" After a few missed rent payments your outlook will suddenly change, you will wonder why does that %^&$#^$ think I should support him. It's not my fault he lost a job, got fired, car broke down, had to take the kid to the emergency room. It's not my fault he didn't save any money for a rainy day! My most fun story is the guy that replaced a mailbox, he was in the middle of being kicked out. He went out and bought a $40 mailbox expecting me to pay for it. I told him to keep the mailbox. When he left he took the mailbox. The post for this mailbox was a buried telephone pole, it wasn't going anywhere. When I installed my new $5.00 mailbox I mounted a 2"x6" board to the pole with 5" x 5/16" lag bolts, then I mounted the mailbox to the 2x6 with seven 3 1/4" drywall screws. I would have liked to seen his face when he whacked that mailbox and it didn't go flying away. I hope he didn't hurt himself, NOT He was gone about three days before he did this. I waited another week and put up a new mailbox. Mike PS. One day the toilet overflowed I had to remove about 40 kotex from the sewer pipe one cold day in January. PSS. sold all the rentals no more %^&$#^$ to put up with. So, you're saying you like/defend suck-asshole asshole landlords? or what? |
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Pedro:
That is one way to attack the problem. Another is simply go the stealth route, I find it immensely more amusing ... JS "Pedro Sanchez" wrote in message ... On Sat, 9 Dec 2006 09:06:20 -0500, "Slow Code" wrote: Hey Steve, does your landlord let you put up an antenna? Mine won't. :-(( Shove those antenna up the landlords ass. Ask him if he would rather have the antenna in the air or up his ass. If he says he wants it up his ass then break it off for him. Landlords suck assholes. |
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John Smith wrote:
Another is simply go the stealth route, ... I get it. The landlord doesn't even notice a stealth antenna being shoved up his posterior. :-) -- 73, Cecil http://www.w5dxp.com |
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Cecil:
You leave me speechless, and busting a gut! Warmest regards, JS "Cecil Moore" wrote in message . .. John Smith wrote: Another is simply go the stealth route, ... I get it. The landlord doesn't even notice a stealth antenna being shoved up his posterior. :-) -- 73, Cecil http://www.w5dxp.com |
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![]() "Pedro Sanchez" wrote in message ... On Sat, 9 Dec 2006 09:06:20 -0500, "Slow Code" wrote: Hey Steve, does your landlord let you put up an antenna? Mine won't. :-(( Shove those antenna up the landlords ass. Ask him if he would rather have the antenna in the air or up his ass. If he says he wants it up his ass then break it off for him. Landlords suck assholes. Do you like a dirty sanchez? I give a great blumpkin. |