Dear Santa,

This Christmas I would like a brain and some double A batteries to run it.
Is Rudolph real? How is the North Pole? I would also like a bell from your
sleigh and some crayons too. I color a lot and I was good all year and did
not touch my sister one time. Can you put a rope through the hole in the
bell and tie the rope to my neck so I can wear it every day and be a
ding-a-ling?

Your friend
Todd