However, when you do turn on a switch you're providing a way for
_their_ electricity to get back to _them_ and stop beating it's head
against an open switch, so it seems to me that they should pay _you_
for doing them the courtesy of returning their electricity.


AH, BUT, how do _they_ know for sure _they_ are getting back the same
electrons _they_ sent out?
Do the little suckers have tatoos?
Maybe I have a generator (such as my $500 combination treadmill/generator. I
run damn fast) that's feeding back MY OWN homemade electrons.
As soon as I think of a way to identify my personal electrons I'm going to
send them a bill. And since my electrons are of higher quality (not to
mention organic) I'll charge more for them.