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July 31st 06, 08:46 AM
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New No-code HF Pro-Technology Exam
YAWN... and to think that the 'Liberty Net' folks had to pass a harder test
than this dribble. "V.E.C." wrote in message ... NO-CODER LICENSE APPLICATION and EXAM (Simplified test approved by all book and magazine publi$her$ and VE whorehou$e$ who $ay "We need more ham$") Please PRINT (that means no squiggly lines) YOUR NAME (what they call you) __________________________________________ ADDRESS (where you live) _______________________________________________ BIRTHDATE (when you were born) ________________________________ EXAM Instructions: Make a circle (one of these round things O ) around the letter of the best answer! This is so we know what your answer to the question is! 1. You TALK into a microphone with your _______. A. Hands B. Feet C. Toes D. Mouth E. Armpits 2. When you talk into a microphone, you talk into _______. A. the front B. the back C. the top D. the bottom E. the wire 3. "HEADPHONES" are worn over the ___________. A. Knees B. Eyes C. Toes D. Ears E. Lips 4. What do you do with the AC line cord coming out of a power supply? A. Hold it in the air to pick up signals B. Pull on it to start the motor C. Talk into the plug to get real "skip DX" D. Hook it to your antenna E. Insert the plug into a source of power 5. A "two meter" radio is: A. twice as strong as a one-meter radio B. two one-meter radios in series C. a CB with two meters on the front panel D. a good doorstop E. yo mama 6. A "ten-foot mast" is how long? A. Ten feet B. Ten pounds C. Two meters D. Tree-top tall E. yo mama 7. A "Triband antenna" is made to work on how many bands? A. 1 B. 2 C. 3 D. 4 E. 10 8. The "Marconi" antenna is named after: A. Marconi B. Mantovani C. macaroni D. Dean Martin E. yo mama 9. What colors of DIODES can you buy at a Radio Shack store? A. Red, blue and black B. Red, yellow and green C. Orange and brown D. I am colorblind so this is a discriminatory question and I should automatically get my license because you have been mean to me. E. I have no intention of ever using DIODES, so I should get my license for free. 10. What color of SLURPEE can you buy at 7-11? A. Red, blue and black B. Red, yellow and green C. Orange and brown D. I am colorblind so this is a discriminatory question and I should automatically get my license and free slurpees forever because you have been mean to me. END OF EXAM. YOUR SIGNATURE (slap yo tag here) _________________________________________ Scoring: Get THREE correct and you get an EXTRA!!!! Get TWO right and you get an ADVANCED!!!! Get ONE right and you get a GENERAL!!! Blow them all? Just blow the VE and get any license you want!!! |
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#12
July 31st 06, 02:15 PM
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New No-code HF Pro-Technology Exam
V.E.C. wrote:
NO-CODER LICENSE APPLICATION and EXAM I bet you fought AM and SSB too. |
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#13
July 31st 06, 04:35 PM
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New No-code HF Pro-Technology Exam
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On Mon, 31 Jul 2006 07:46:22 GMT, "A.E. 352" wrote: YAWN... and to think that the 'Liberty Net' folks had to pass a harder test than this dribble. ------------ REPLY SEPARATOR ------------ Be nice. I thought it was a great spoof. Bill, W6WRT 20 wpm extra |
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#14
July 31st 06, 05:50 PM
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New No-code HF Pro-Technology Exam
The VE I blew for my ticket wouldn't like that very much.
"V.E.C." wrote in message ... NO-CODER LICENSE APPLICATION and EXAM (Simplified test approved by all book and magazine publi$her$ and VE whorehou$e$ who $ay "We need more ham$") Please PRINT (that means no squiggly lines) YOUR NAME (what they call you) __________________________________________ ADDRESS (where you live) _______________________________________________ BIRTHDATE (when you were born) ________________________________ EXAM Instructions: Make a circle (one of these round things O ) around the letter of the best answer! This is so we know what your answer to the question is! 1. You TALK into a microphone with your _______. A. Hands B. Feet C. Toes D. Mouth E. Armpits 2. When you talk into a microphone, you talk into _______. A. the front B. the back C. the top D. the bottom E. the wire 3. "HEADPHONES" are worn over the ___________. A. Knees B. Eyes C. Toes D. Ears E. Lips 4. What do you do with the AC line cord coming out of a power supply? A. Hold it in the air to pick up signals B. Pull on it to start the motor C. Talk into the plug to get real "skip DX" D. Hook it to your antenna E. Insert the plug into a source of power 5. A "two meter" radio is: A. twice as strong as a one-meter radio B. two one-meter radios in series C. a CB with two meters on the front panel D. a good doorstop E. yo mama 6. A "ten-foot mast" is how long? A. Ten feet B. Ten pounds C. Two meters D. Tree-top tall E. yo mama 7. A "Triband antenna" is made to work on how many bands? A. 1 B. 2 C. 3 D. 4 E. 10 8. The "Marconi" antenna is named after: A. Marconi B. Mantovani C. macaroni D. Dean Martin E. yo mama 9. What colors of DIODES can you buy at a Radio Shack store? A. Red, blue and black B. Red, yellow and green C. Orange and brown D. I am colorblind so this is a discriminatory question and I should automatically get my license because you have been mean to me. E. I have no intention of ever using DIODES, so I should get my license for free. 10. What color of SLURPEE can you buy at 7-11? A. Red, blue and black B. Red, yellow and green C. Orange and brown D. I am colorblind so this is a discriminatory question and I should automatically get my license and free slurpees forever because you have been mean to me. END OF EXAM. YOUR SIGNATURE (slap yo tag here) _________________________________________ Scoring: Get THREE correct and you get an EXTRA!!!! Get TWO right and you get an ADVANCED!!!! Get ONE right and you get a GENERAL!!! Blow them all? Just blow the VE and get any license you want!!! |
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#15
July 31st 06, 08:01 PM
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New No-code HF Pro-Technology Exam
On 2006-07-30, V.E.C. wrote:
1. You TALK into a microphone with your _______. I don't use microphones, I am a digital operator. 2. When you talk into a microphone, you talk into _______. See above... 3. “HEADPHONES” are worn over the ___________. See above... 4. What do you do with the AC line cord coming out of a power supply? A. Hold it in the air to pick up signals B. Pull on it to start the motor C. Talk into the plug to get real "skip DX" D. Hook it to your antenna E. Insert the plug into a source of power Usually E, but if you have about 17 feet of it you could use it to build a 20m dipole, so A or D is a possibility 5. A “two meter” radio is: D. a good doorstop D -- Unless you are using it for APRS 6. A "ten-foot mast" is how long? A. Ten feet B. Ten pounds C. Two meters D. Tree-top tall E. yo mama 120 inches 7. A “Triband antenna” is made to work on how many bands? A. 1 B. 2 C. 3 D. 4 E. 10 None of the above -- It will radiate on all bands, just better on 3 of them, so it depends on your defination of "works". 8. The “Marconi” antenna is named after: Andrew Jameson's grandson 9. What colors of DIODES can you buy at a Radio Shack store? Radio Shack does not sell diodes anymore.... 10. What color of SLURPEE can you buy at 7-11? A. Red, blue and black B. Red, yellow and green C. Orange and brown D. I am colorblind so this is a discriminatory question and I should automatically get my license and free slurpees forever because you have been mean to me. red, green, blue, orange, yellow, brown, white and purple |
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#16
July 31st 06, 08:03 PM
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New No-code HF Pro-Technology Exam
R. Scott wrote: V.E.C. wrote: NO-CODER LICENSE APPLICATION and EXAM I bet you fought AM and SSB too. and CW itself (in favor of Spark) |
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#17
July 31st 06, 08:41 PM
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New No-code HF Pro-Technology Exam
AE +++++++++
Boy is he smart!!!!!! ab2rc wrote: On 2006-07-30, V.E.C. wrote: 1. You TALK into a microphone with your _______. I don't use microphones, I am a digital operator. 2. When you talk into a microphone, you talk into _______. See above... 3. “HEADPHONES” are worn over the ___________. See above... 4. What do you do with the AC line cord coming out of a power supply? A. Hold it in the air to pick up signals B. Pull on it to start the motor C. Talk into the plug to get real "skip DX" D. Hook it to your antenna E. Insert the plug into a source of power Usually E, but if you have about 17 feet of it you could use it to build a 20m dipole, so A or D is a possibility 5. A “two meter” radio is: D. a good doorstop D -- Unless you are using it for APRS 6. A "ten-foot mast" is how long? A. Ten feet B. Ten pounds C. Two meters D. Tree-top tall E. yo mama 120 inches 7. A “Triband antenna” is made to work on how many bands? A. 1 B. 2 C. 3 D. 4 E. 10 None of the above -- It will radiate on all bands, just better on 3 of them, so it depends on your defination of "works". 8. The “Marconi” antenna is named after: Andrew Jameson's grandson 9. What colors of DIODES can you buy at a Radio Shack store? Radio Shack does not sell diodes anymore.... 10. What color of SLURPEE can you buy at 7-11? A. Red, blue and black B. Red, yellow and green C. Orange and brown D. I am colorblind so this is a discriminatory question and I should automatically get my license and free slurpees forever because you have been mean to me. red, green, blue, orange, yellow, brown, white and purple |
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#18
July 31st 06, 09:54 PM
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New No-code HF Pro-Technology Exam
Somehow, this makes much more sense that a worthless CW exam.
V.E.C. wrote: NO-CODER LICENSE APPLICATION and EXAM (Simplified test approved by all book and magazine publi$her$ and VE whorehou$e$ who $ay “We need more ham$”) Please PRINT (that means no squiggly lines) YOUR NAME (what they call you) __________________________________________ ADDRESS (where you live) _______________________________________________ BIRTHDATE (when you were born) ________________________________ EXAM Instructions: Make a circle (one of these round things O ) around the letter of the best answer! This is so we know what your answer to the question is! 1. You TALK into a microphone with your _______. A. Hands B. Feet C. Toes D. Mouth E. Armpits 2. When you talk into a microphone, you talk into _______. A. the front B. the back C. the top D. the bottom E. the wire 3. “HEADPHONES” are worn over the ___________. A. Knees B. Eyes C. Toes D. Ears E. Lips 4. What do you do with the AC line cord coming out of a power supply? A. Hold it in the air to pick up signals B. Pull on it to start the motor C. Talk into the plug to get real "skip DX" D. Hook it to your antenna E. Insert the plug into a source of power 5. A “two meter” radio is: A. twice as strong as a one-meter radio B. two one-meter radios in series C. a CB with two meters on the front panel D. a good doorstop E. yo mama 6. A "ten-foot mast" is how long? A. Ten feet B. Ten pounds C. Two meters D. Tree-top tall E. yo mama 7. A “Triband antenna” is made to work on how many bands? A. 1 B. 2 C. 3 D. 4 E. 10 8. The “Marconi” antenna is named after: A. Marconi B. Mantovani C. macaroni D. Dean Martin E. yo mama 9. What colors of DIODES can you buy at a Radio Shack store? A. Red, blue and black B. Red, yellow and green C. Orange and brown D. I am colorblind so this is a discriminatory question and I should automatically get my license because you have been mean to me. E. I have no intention of ever using DIODES, so I should get my license for free. 10. What color of SLURPEE can you buy at 7-11? A. Red, blue and black B. Red, yellow and green C. Orange and brown D. I am colorblind so this is a discriminatory question and I should automatically get my license and free slurpees forever because you have been mean to me. END OF EXAM. YOUR SIGNATURE (slap yo tag here) _________________________________________ Scoring: Get THREE correct and you get an EXTRA!!!! Get TWO right and you get an ADVANCED!!!! Get ONE right and you get a GENERAL!!! Blow them all? Just blow the VE and get any license you want!!! |
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#19
July 31st 06, 10:04 PM
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New No-code HF Pro-Technology Exam
Dave wrote:
AE +++++++++ Boy is he smart!!!!!! No, it's "Yo he be smart" or "He are smart" ab2rc wrote: On 2006-07-30, V.E.C. wrote: 1. You TALK into a microphone with your _______. I don't use microphones, I am a digital operator. 2. When you talk into a microphone, you talk into _______. See above... 3. “HEADPHONES” are worn over the ___________. See above... 4. What do you do with the AC line cord coming out of a power supply? A. Hold it in the air to pick up signals B. Pull on it to start the motor C. Talk into the plug to get real "skip DX" D. Hook it to your antenna E. Insert the plug into a source of power Usually E, but if you have about 17 feet of it you could use it to build a 20m dipole, so A or D is a possibility 5. A “two meter” radio is: D. a good doorstop D -- Unless you are using it for APRS 6. A "ten-foot mast" is how long? A. Ten feet B. Ten pounds C. Two meters D. Tree-top tall E. yo mama 120 inches 7. A “Triband antenna” is made to work on how many bands? A. 1 B. 2 C. 3 D. 4 E. 10 None of the above -- It will radiate on all bands, just better on 3 of them, so it depends on your defination of "works". 8. The “Marconi” antenna is named after: Andrew Jameson's grandson 9. What colors of DIODES can you buy at a Radio Shack store? Radio Shack does not sell diodes anymore.... 10. What color of SLURPEE can you buy at 7-11? A. Red, blue and black B. Red, yellow and green C. Orange and brown D. I am colorblind so this is a discriminatory question and I should automatically get my license and free slurpees forever because you have been mean to me. red, green, blue, orange, yellow, brown, white and purple |
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