Would the two of you PLEASE consider getting on 14.313
live some weekend morning or afternoon? The good ole boys
freq. JUST AIN'T THE SAME since Dumbass Donnie signed
off of ham radio for good some Months ago and the "Kind Jewish
Indian" finally left the "GOMER Club" (see below) and finally
made it to a comfy room in the Alzheimer's Ward of the local
rest home.

I am VERY sure that the both of you and your
RRAP/RRAM/RRSW entorage would be a
welcome act on the 14.313 stage, where you can
all join the ranks of past RF Clowns like FZ, MUJ
PZT, OTK,OKA, NX-Tango and many other
now enshrined in the FCC Hall of Fame.

WHY NOT CONSIDER IT BOYS?
YOU'D BE THE TOP LIVE COMEDY
SHOW ON ALL OF HAM RADIO!

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Terms you may want to remember:

GOMER - "Get Out of My Emergency Room!. An acronym
used by the medical workers who frequent AT to refer to
people (usually old) who are on the verge of an inevitable
death and who cling to life by making entirely too much
fruitless use of the services of the medical professions.

Fap - Onomatopoeia for masturbation. Most often used
in the context of masturbating over someone else's misfortune.
Potential SRs (XYL's) can also be described as "fap-worthy".

Grogan - Turd.

Pinch a loaf - To use the anal sphincter to break an overly
long Grogan in two as it emerges, thus causing the lower
half to fall off into the bowl.

Peckerwood - An inversion of woodpecker, is also used
but usually only with negative connotations. It was coined
in the 19th century by Southern blacks to describe poor
whites. They considered them loud and troublesome like
the bird, often with red hair like the woodpecker's head
plumes. This word is still widely used by Southern
blacks to refer to Southern whites.