In our small county some of us do both ham & CB public
service work. If I want to be fully accepted by the hams,
how many and what is the proper placement of ID stickers
on my car? to be accepted by the hams, my buddy
suggests a minimum of 42 "Member ARRL" stickers,
placed in every window of my car, along with at least
three more antennas mounted on the car. He said I will
make a big hit with the hams, if I place a large metal tag on
the car which says, "My hobby is Amateur Radio." Do
you have any more suggestions?


seven-thirds,

Doug

Doug wrote:
In our small county some of us do both ham & CB public
service work. If I want to be fully accepted by the hams,
how many and what is the proper placement of ID stickers
on my car? to be accepted by the hams, my buddy
suggests a minimum of 42 "Member ARRL" stickers,
placed in every window of my car, along with at least
three more antennas mounted on the car. He said I will
make a big hit with the hams, if I place a large metal tag on
the car which says, "My hobby is Amateur Radio." Do
you have any more suggestions?


seven-thirds,

Doug

Hello Doug.........
The first thing you must do to be accepted by local hams is to do oral
sex on the local "club's" "big shot ham".

Hams love to suck off hams of a higher license class. Now, extra class
hams love to "elmer" nice young boys into this fine hobby we call
amateur radio. Oh, don't forget to have a name tag along with your
call. It shows a willingness to suck cock.

"Doug" wrote in message
...
In our small county some of us do both ham & CB public
service work. If I want to be fully accepted by the hams,
how many and what is the proper placement of ID stickers
on my car? to be accepted by the hams, my buddy
suggests a minimum of 42 "Member ARRL" stickers,
placed in every window of my car, along with at least
three more antennas mounted on the car. He said I will
make a big hit with the hams, if I place a large metal tag on
the car which says, "My hobby is Amateur Radio." Do
you have any more suggestions?

Sure, scrape the glue out of your nose before you snort more; it makes it
easier to get it in....

In article . com,
says...

Doug wrote:
In our small county some of us do both ham & CB public
service work. If I want to be fully accepted by the hams,
how many and what is the proper placement of ID stickers
on my car? to be accepted by the hams, my buddy
suggests a minimum of 42 "Member ARRL" stickers,
placed in every window of my car, along with at least
three more antennas mounted on the car. He said I will
make a big hit with the hams, if I place a large metal tag on
the car which says, "My hobby is Amateur Radio." Do
you have any more suggestions?


seven-thirds,

Doug

Hello Doug.........
The first thing you must do to be accepted by local hams is to do oral
sex on the local "club's" "big shot ham".

Hams love to suck off hams of a higher license class. Now, extra class
hams love to "elmer" nice young boys into this fine hobby we call
amateur radio. Oh, don't forget to have a name tag along with your
call. It shows a willingness to suck cock.


And you talk about folks on here having a filthy mouth look in the
mirror. You're really obsessed with gay sex.

73

Chris

"Doug" wrote in message
...
In our small county some of us do both ham & CB public
service work. If I want to be fully accepted by the hams,
how many and what is the proper placement of ID stickers
on my car? to be accepted by the hams, my buddy
suggests a minimum of 42 "Member ARRL" stickers,
placed in every window of my car, along with at least
three more antennas mounted on the car. He said I will
make a big hit with the hams, if I place a large metal tag on
the car which says, "My hobby is Amateur Radio." Do
you have any more suggestions?


seven-thirds,

Doug


The hog farm down the road from me pays me extra for my spit and they sell
it as glue. It has something to do with me being half hog or something
technical like that. You can barely tell I'm half hog from my picture, can
you?

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Papa Dog wrote:
In article . com,
says...

And you talk about folks on here having a filthy mouth look in the
mirror. You're really obsessed with gay sex.
Slow is a disgusting Gay bashing troll slow code bitch boi is ab8mq
Roger Wismen resdent potty mouth prevert and sociopthat both are extra
class ops and there fore thiere posts to make them each a poster for no
code

73

Chris

"an old friend" wrote in message
ups.com...

Papa Dog wrote:
In article . com,
says...

And you talk about folks on here having a filthy mouth look in the
mirror. You're really obsessed with gay sex.
Slow is a disgusting Gay bashing troll slow code bitch boi is ab8mq
Roger Wismen resdent potty mouth prevert and sociopthat both are extra
class ops and there fore thiere posts to make them each a poster for no
code

73

Chris

Tell him about the punce gotcha Mark the Moron.

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Hail Eris! On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 20:14:28 +0000, Papa Dog jabbered inanely:
says...
Doug wrote:
In our small county some of us do both ham & CB public service work.
If I want to be fully accepted by the hams, how many and what is the
proper placement of ID stickers on my car? to be accepted by the
hams, my buddy suggests a minimum of 42 "Member ARRL" stickers,
placed in every window of my car, along with at least three more
antennas mounted on the car. He said I will make a big hit with the
hams, if I place a large metal tag on the car which says, "My hobby is
Amateur Radio." Do you have any more suggestions?

seven-thirds,

Doug

Hello Doug.........
The first thing you must do to be accepted by local hams is to do oral
sex on the local "club's" "big shot ham".

Hams love to suck off hams of a higher license class. Now, extra class
hams love to "elmer" nice young boys into this fine hobby we call
amateur radio. Oh, don't forget to have a name tag along with your call.
It shows a willingness to suck cock.

And you talk about folks on here having a filthy mouth look in the mirror.
You're really obsessed with gay sex.

Repressed gays are like that, ya know? He'd be a lot happier if he just
accepted himself as he is, and quit with the ancient faglames.

--
Shon'ai COOSN-029-06-71069
"I was told there would be cookies."
Cross-Poasters For Goddess!
Remember: Straight people can't help it!

Doug wrote:
In our small county some of us do both ham & CB public
service work. If I want to be fully accepted by the hams,
how many and what is the proper placement of ID stickers
on my car? to be accepted by the hams, my buddy
suggests a minimum of 42 "Member ARRL" stickers,
placed in every window of my car, along with at least
three more antennas mounted on the car. He said I will
make a big hit with the hams, if I place a large metal tag on
the car which says, "My hobby is Amateur Radio." Do
you have any more suggestions?


seven-thirds,

Doug

You seem to have it mostly covered, so I have only a couple more
suggestions...

The power cord has to run through a hole you drilled in the firewall.
If you snag the heater core, you have to go back to CB for three more
years. If you forget to use a rubber grommet and the cord shorts out,
add another year.

The antennas are installed with a drill, not a magnet or a clamp. If
you use a magnet mount, then drill a hole next to it for the coax
cable, you're only half-way to hamdom.

If your car doesn't veer at speeds over 35mph, your antennas aren't big
enough. Get the BIG Hustler coils and drill a 3/8" hole in a 16" pizza
pan for higher Q. But don't use an NMO mount for this setup.

Power house aka power lips whined:
On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 09:29:23 -0400, "Doug"
wrote:

In our small county some of us do both ham & CB public
service work. If I want to be fully accepted by the hams,
how many and what is the proper placement of ID stickers
on my car? to be accepted by the hams, my buddy
suggests a minimum of 42 "Member ARRL" stickers,
placed in every window of my car, along with at least
three more antennas mounted on the car. He said I will
make a big hit with the hams, if I place a large metal tag on
the car which says, "My hobby is Amateur Radio." Do
you have any more suggestions?


seven-thirds,

not posible
Doug




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