Beer Enemas and Personal Questions...
 

Not to sideline your obtuse "get help" posts Mark, but may I ask a personal
question?
When you self-administer your beer enemas, how do you do so? Do you use warm
beer or cold? Do you use a funnel and surgical tubing or do you simply upend
your arse over the back of a chair, spread your cheeks and pour the beer
into your cavity? Do you insert the entire can or do you prefer a long-neck
bottle? I realize that I am asking highly personal questions, but never in
my life have I ever met anybody who has ever had the stupidity to confess
and discuss such matters.
In fact, I've never spoken to anybody who admits to using beer as an enema.
You are a first.

Oh, and I have to ask. Which brand to you prefer? Is Lager better than say,
Miller Lite? Come Easter, have you ever tried some of the dark beers? I
suppose you prefer Lite as opposed to some of the local ales. I guess the
dark beers foam too much and may leave telltale stains.
And Mark, how do you do this? Do you go to the local tavern, belly up to the
bar, drop your pants while plopping your arse on the bar while telling the
bartender to "fill er' up"? Does the barkeep have a small hose under the bar
with your name on it?

Nahhhh....I'm sure you keep your beer enemas to yourself, don't you? You
wouldn't want everybody on Usenet knowing about your home treatment.
I'd like to buy you a beer Mark. It would be a hoot to watch and well worth
the cost.

No Morkie, You May Not Spread Your Paranoid Delusions Today
 

wrote:
On Sun, 1 Oct 2006 03:57:51 -0500, "Arf! Arf!"
wrote:

Not to sideline your obtuse "get help" posts Mark, but may I ask a personal
question?
no steve you may not hijack the NG further

You already have, Fatso.

Follow the headers, you idiot.

Sheeeeesh. Whatta putz.

Steve, K4YZ

Mork Proves He's An Idiot
 

made an even bigger fool out of himself with:
K4YZ wrote:
wrote:
On Sun, 1 Oct 2006 03:57:51 -0500, "Arf! Arf!"
wrote:

Not to sideline your obtuse "get help" posts Mark, but may I ask a personal
question?
no steve you may not hijack the NG further

You already have, Fatso.

thank you for comfirming your id as arf arf you dog

How do you figure that, Fatso?

You still haven't explained how the headers don't match...Not by a
country mile...

Idiot.

Steve, K4YZ

Beer Enemas and Personal Questions...
 

Arf! Arf! wrote:
Not to sideline your obtuse "get help" posts Mark, but may I ask a personal
question?
When you self-administer your beer enemas, how do you do so? Do you use warm
beer or cold? Do you use a funnel and surgical tubing or do you simply upend
your arse over the back of a chair, spread your cheeks and pour the beer
into your cavity? Do you insert the entire can or do you prefer a long-neck
bottle? I realize that I am asking highly personal questions, but never in
my life have I ever met anybody who has ever had the stupidity to confess
and discuss such matters.
In fact, I've never spoken to anybody who admits to using beer as an enema.
You are a first.

Oh, and I have to ask. Which brand to you prefer? Is Lager better than say,
Miller Lite? Come Easter, have you ever tried some of the dark beers? I
suppose you prefer Lite as opposed to some of the local ales. I guess the
dark beers foam too much and may leave telltale stains.
And Mark, how do you do this? Do you go to the local tavern, belly up to the
bar, drop your pants while plopping your arse on the bar while telling the
bartender to "fill er' up"? Does the barkeep have a small hose under the bar
with your name on it?

Nahhhh....I'm sure you keep your beer enemas to yourself, don't you? You
wouldn't want everybody on Usenet knowing about your home treatment.
I'd like to buy you a beer Mark. It would be a hoot to watch and well worth
the cost.


Answer the question, morkins.........After all, you are the one posting
about squirting beer up your ass!

robeson the dog contiues to bark
 

wrote:
Arf! Arf! wrote:

Answer the question, morkins.........After all, you are the one posting
about squirting beer up your ass!
no Steve is doing so doing anything to divert from his years of abusive
behavoir

just like you are trying to steal my ID

what is the matter you don't like your own ?

get dying of your aids, Markie
 

wrote:
The God of Odd Statements wrote:
On Sun, 01 Oct 2006 11:46:01 -0700, kb9rqz69 did not most oddly state:

Answer the question, morkins.........After all, you are the one posting
about squirting beer up your ass!

You're not overly well-acquainted with the concept of "humour", are you,
guys?

He's serious, Markie has doe that, ****head.

no they into terror except they are the F-Troop of terrists

You fit right in, ****tard.

get dying of your aids, Markie
 

He's serious, Markie has doe that...

He has doe it?

Hope you don't mind that I've trimmed the superfluous groups that you added.

Dave K8MN

Beer Enemas and Personal Questions...
 

Again, Ernie Primeau at alt.baldspot is the expert on this.

Beer Enemas and Personal Questions...
 

Nomen Nescio wrote:
Again, Ernie Primeau at alt.baldspot is the expert on this.

Really, Roagaine boy?

Beer Enemas and Personal Questions...
 

Not Cocksucker Lloyd wrote:
Nomen Nescio wrote:
Again, Ernie Primeau at alt.baldspot is the expert on this.

Really, Roagaine boy?


yes,sucking cock and eating **** are may favorite past times. Ernie