SC is a hoot. I enjoy his comments.

Slow Code at least garners a few laughs along the way.

Mark can only elicit tortured groans from those who have not already
killfiled him.

and you are a crimnal
and you are a crimnal
and you are a crimnal
and you are a crimnal
and you are a crimnal
and you are a crimnal
and you are a crimnal

Now, Mark. Be sure to pay Slow Code the respect he deserves. When he enters
the room it is YOUR job to jump to your feet and yell, "Ten HUT!" Then you
and the rest of your no code cohorts must stand at attention until Slow Code
says, "At ease." And don't forget...you and the rest of the no-coders can
only sit when Slow Code says, "Take your seats."