Unfortunately, it's very unlikely that the ARRL would publish this
list (and it's excellent humour!) withour some serious re-editing...-
QST is a pretty - um, formal - magazine.

But they should - Definitely first-class material!

73, Leo

On Thu, 15 Jan 2004 19:21:00 -0600, "Kim W5TIT"
wrote:

Alex? You really, really should send this in to the ARRL for submission to
QST. I'd leave the "taking a healthy dump" part out, though!

Kim W5TIT

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