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In article .net, "Dwight
Stewart" writes: "The Eternal Squire" wrote: (snip) You could either: 1) Think of it as a SETI exercise. CW would carry far better over interstellar distance on microwave frequencies than voice, RTTY, or image. (snip) Who would one talk to over those vast distances? We use Morse code, while most off-world residents used Zugth code. Besides, code use elsewhere is still declining after being dropped as a testing requirement about 6,406k years ago. :-) Careful, Dwight, now you will start the morse-zugth code wars all over again (done in this newsgroup 8,192 years ago...according to Google). At the Interstellar Telecommunications Union (ITU) of Stardate 1928 on the 3rd planet of Arianna Huffington IV, Mrs. Hiram Percy Maxim spoke French to the assembled delegates thereby starting an interstellar dispute over which on-off coding was superior. [French is not an inter- stellar language] She had used naughty French words after being refused to use the specially-constructed Terran rest room. The Interstellar Telecommunications Union standardized all amateur licensing at 5 WPM (Words Per Month) of the de facto standard, Interstellar Zugth Code. The ARRL, totally without kidney function [they were ****ed off], has refused any comment on this serious (or should I say Sirius?) rift in interstellar radio requirements. Even today there is absolutely NO mention of Zugth Code on the ARRL website. The militaries of the galactic region adoptes SubSpace Radio with high-speed video-audio-mental data rates and gave up any thought of going back to prehistoric Zugth (or Morse) codings. Clearly, according to the Interstellar Amateur Radio Union, the militaries were not fulfilling keeping up the heroic, glorious tradition of on-off codings. After all, Interstellar Zugth Code is the "universe language" argued the remainder of the Interstellar Telecommunications Union delegates and morse codings are based on a minority written language of a minority of the Interstellar Community. They were of the United Opinion that those learning quaint morse codings were not showing any dedication and resolve, and especially, Interest in raddio, to the Interstellar Community. --- from an Appendix of the Orange Catholic Bible published in 16,391, Princess Irulan and F. Herbert, editors. |
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