"Neonate?" That be noun, mean newborn infant. Newborn not
have Internet access. Motor control for hands not yet complete,
no typing ability. FCC license newborn as ham op? Not think
so but maybe. Alla olde-tyme hammes think age not barrier to
ham license.
And your present childish babble is like that of a one month old...
Nursie be "man who never was." :-)
Nursie do mean diss and cuss allatime. Not nice. Not ham way.