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Eric Snyder August 31st 04 12:22 PM

Warm Summer evening,
Listening to the music
of code in my ears.

Eric N7DLV


Gareeb wrote in message . ..
On 30 Aug 2004 03:08:04 -0700, (Eric Snyder) wrote:

Hello! I just happened accross this page by accident and it's nice to
see people attempt to write haiku. Haiku is a 17 syllable poem based
on a 5-7-5 syllable format. For more information about Haikus, go to
http://www.toyomasu.com/haiku/#whatishaiku . There you will find more
information on how to write good haiku. Here is my attempt;

As I scan the bands,
I hear the voices of Hams.
I LOVE this hobby.


Len cannot do code,
His Brain cannot comprehend,
Len cannot talk skip.


Eric Snyder August 31st 04 12:23 PM

Warm Summer evening,
Listening to the music
of code in my ears.

Eric N7DLV


Gareeb wrote in message . ..
On 30 Aug 2004 03:08:04 -0700, (Eric Snyder) wrote:

Hello! I just happened accross this page by accident and it's nice to
see people attempt to write haiku. Haiku is a 17 syllable poem based
on a 5-7-5 syllable format. For more information about Haikus, go to
http://www.toyomasu.com/haiku/#whatishaiku . There you will find more
information on how to write good haiku. Here is my attempt;

As I scan the bands,
I hear the voices of Hams.
I LOVE this hobby.


Len cannot do code,
His Brain cannot comprehend,
Len cannot talk skip.


Eric Snyder August 31st 04 12:23 PM

Warm Summer evening,
listening to the music
of code in my ears.

Eric N7DLV


Gareeb wrote in message . ..
On 30 Aug 2004 03:08:04 -0700, (Eric Snyder) wrote:

Hello! I just happened accross this page by accident and it's nice to
see people attempt to write haiku. Haiku is a 17 syllable poem based
on a 5-7-5 syllable format. For more information about Haikus, go to
http://www.toyomasu.com/haiku/#whatishaiku . There you will find more
information on how to write good haiku. Here is my attempt;

As I scan the bands,
I hear the voices of Hams.
I LOVE this hobby.


Len cannot do code,
His Brain cannot comprehend,
Len cannot talk skip.


Jeffrey Herman September 1st 04 06:30 AM

Gareeb wrote:

Len cannot do code,
His Brain cannot comprehend,
Len cannot talk skip.



Len, full of hot air,
Sits in an ego closet,
A lonely old man.


73, Jeff KH6O


--
Chief Petty Officer, U.S. Coast Guard
Mathematics Lecturer, University of Hawaii System

Eric Snyder September 1st 04 09:50 AM

OOPS! Sorry about the multiple posts.


(Eric Snyder) wrote in message . com...
Warm Summer evening,
listening to the music
of code in my ears.

Eric N7DLV


Gareeb wrote in message . ..
On 30 Aug 2004 03:08:04 -0700,
(Eric Snyder) wrote:

Hello! I just happened accross this page by accident and it's nice to
see people attempt to write haiku. Haiku is a 17 syllable poem based
on a 5-7-5 syllable format. For more information about Haikus, go to
http://www.toyomasu.com/haiku/#whatishaiku . There you will find more
information on how to write good haiku. Here is my attempt;

As I scan the bands,
I hear the voices of Hams.
I LOVE this hobby.


Len cannot do code,
His Brain cannot comprehend,
Len cannot talk skip.


William September 1st 04 05:37 PM

(Jeffrey Herman) wrote in message ...
Gareeb wrote:

Len cannot do code,
His Brain cannot comprehend,
Len cannot talk skip.



Len, full of hot air,
Sits in an ego closet,
A lonely old man.


73, Jeff KH6O



there once was a ham named herman
who loaned out his PO Box to vermin
he took no guff
regarding his gaffe
and the rest of us at least smiled or oughrightly laughed

Len Over 21 September 1st 04 09:09 PM

In article ,
(William) writes:

(Jeffrey Herman) wrote in message
...
Gareeb wrote:

Len cannot do code,
His Brain cannot comprehend,
Len cannot talk skip.



Len, full of hot air,
Sits in an ego closet,
A lonely old man.


73, Jeff KH6O



there once was a ham named herman
who loaned out his PO Box to vermin
he took no guff
regarding his gaffe
and the rest of us at least smiled or oughrightly laughed


:-)

For the benefit of readers who weren't here a few years ago,
Mike Deignan once had a "residence" in Hawaii courtesy of
Jeffie Herman and his postbox of renown. :-) Deignan also
had a lot of "club" calls from Hawaii addresses...despite living
in tropic Rhode Island. FCC gave him some notices and Mikey
cancelled them.

Brian, you forgot the TITLE add-on following Jeffies' "signed"
name.

Namely, "Mathematics Lecturer, University of Hawaii." :-)

"Lecturer!" Jeffie used that a few years ago as a two-year
junior college INSTRUCTOR. Then the school had a website
with all the INSTRUCTORS listed and their classes. Ordinary
INSTRUCTOR, but he had to write "Lecturer" in here. :-)

Also, now he's supposed to be "Chief Petty Officer, USCG."

Lots of "Chiefs" in here, but Hans Brakob qualifies as a
Master Chief, USN, with some years under his belt. Very few
can approach that in experience, yet so many try to "out-title"
him. :-)

Jeffie didn't comment - also back a few years - on complex
number arithmetic rules. Complex number quantities are
essential to working with impedances or admittances for best
match and power transfer (as in antennas or stages of a
transmitter). Jeffie is supposed to be a Big Lecturer on
mathematics so I wonder why he never took up that? Tsk.

Wonder if Jeffie still lives on his little boat? :-)



PS:

Retired (from regular hours) electronics engineer person
Life Member, IEEE (all for free now, no extra payments, no dues)
Veteran, United States Army (voluntary enlistment)
Managing partner of PINETREE, a small company performing
technical services for consultants willing to pay the fee.
Former associated editor of the finest amateur radio technical
publication ever, HAM RADIO magazine, in independent
publishing for 22 years.
First on-the-air on HF 51 years ago.
First-class commercial radiotelephone license granted (one test
sitting) in 1956.
Happily married to my high school sweetheart.

I suppose I could generate some more "titles" given some thought.
I was once the entire staff of WMCW, "the voice of Boone, McHenry,
and Walworth Counties," in Harvard (Illinois). [WMCW remains on
the air daily at the top of the AM band with "studios" in "downtown
Harvard"]
I was once "Chief Engineer" at Birtcher Instruments, Monterey Park,
CA...had to be, was the only one... :-)

Never did make "Pilot in Command" wings as a civilian...or military
person...of a two-seater, single-engine general aviation craft. :-)

Never once did I need to know morse code nor did I use it to
communicate on HF...or VHF or UHF or MF or LF or VLF or in
the microwave frequency region in all of 51+ years. However, to
be a "real" ham to these mighty macho morsemen in here one
MUST give in to the dark side of the Force and do morse. :-)

Morse and all those TITLES must be what "real" (morsemen)
hams are about...?

LHA / WMD

William September 2nd 04 02:33 AM

Mike Coslo wrote in message ...
Len Over 21 wrote:

In article , Mike Coslo
writes:


Jim spouts Burma shave,
Len says not here, Rev Jim!
Somone make you Boss?



Dinna wurra, Mikey...your boss job is still intact... :-)


I canna wrrrite meni morre of these things Captain!

- Mike KB3EIA -


Spock:

Captain, I find it quite strange that this species has a predeliction
for revering ancient modes to the exclusion of all others, and can
face incongruity with the belief that all things actually mesh.
Interesting, and bizarre!

Captain:

Spock, shut-up! You wouldn't recognize the PCTA double-standard even
if Nefarious Yell DMC's tilted campaign hat depended on it. Set
pasers to "Rational." May God have Mercy on their Souls.

William September 2nd 04 02:35 AM

"Gareeb Unoor" wrote in message om...
"Len Over 21" wrote in message
...
In article ,
(William) writes:

Mike Coslo wrote in message
...

But this is light hearted gibberish. Even those that think it is stupid


are not name calling. It's a good thing!

- Mike KB3EIA -

"It's a good thing!"


Mikey is upset because the thread he started isn't received well?

He needs a better antenna to send a stronger signal so folks
can receive his stuff better. Katapult King needed on the job
but Kellie off dozing somewhere...

The PCTA have Spoken.


cannot comprehend
a simple code
cannot trust Len
on s spoken voice mode


Voice encryption solves all.

Gareeb September 2nd 04 03:20 AM

On 01 Sep 2004 20:09:34 GMT, (Len Over 21) wrote:


Lots of "Chiefs" in here, but Hans Brakob qualifies as a
Master Chief, USN, with some years under his belt. Very few
can approach that in experience, yet so many try to "out-title"
him. :-)


Name sounds foriegn, like German or Dutch or something like that where
they don't speak English. Also, I think he's a liberal, maybe a
liberal immigrant. (heheh |-))


Retired (from regular hours) electronics engineer person
Life Member, IEEE (all for free now, no extra payments, no dues)
Veteran, United States Army (voluntary enlistment)
Managing partner of PINETREE, a small company performing
technical services for consultants willing to pay the fee.
Former associated editor of the finest amateur radio technical
publication ever, HAM RADIO magazine, in independent
publishing for 22 years.
First on-the-air on HF 51 years ago.
First-class commercial radiotelephone license granted (one test
sitting) in 1956.
Happily married to my high school sweetheart.

I suppose I could generate some more "titles" given some thought.
I was once the entire staff of WMCW, "the voice of Boone, McHenry,
and Walworth Counties," in Harvard (Illinois). [WMCW remains on
the air daily at the top of the AM band with "studios" in "downtown
Harvard"]
I was once "Chief Engineer" at Birtcher Instruments, Monterey Park,
CA...had to be, was the only one... :-)

Never did make "Pilot in Command" wings as a civilian...or military
person...of a two-seater, single-engine general aviation craft. :-)


You sure have a lot of jobs on your resume. Maybe 30 years of 1 year's
experience. Is there some particular reason that you couldn't have
remained stable at one place of employment for several years? Has a
job interview at a major company ever asked you that?

Also, the IEEE stuff doesn't count for much. It's just a
management-funded front organization to keep the various Colleges of
Engineering well-enrolled, chiefly by publishing overblown starting
salaries and predicting Engineer shortages (5 years from now, every
year). This has been to keep the engineers' salaries low (compare IEEE
to the AMA or ABA and you will see the difference). IEEE has now
decreased significantly in importance due to increased off-shoring of
engineering professional positions to China, India and other foriegn
**** holes, to people who don't even have BSEE degrees in the
traditional sense.

Regarding your statements on complex math: No, it is NOT essential
(mandatory) to learn for the calculation of impedances, admittances
etc.. Instead of using the x + yj complex math cartesian approach, it
is very possible to suffer through the calculations and obtain the
exact same answers using the trig. phase angle approach. Complex math
knowledge becomes 'useful' but it is only a tool that assists in using
other tools such as the smith chart. But it is by no means
'essential' or mandatory, as you state.

Never once did I need to know morse code nor did I use it to
communicate on HF...or VHF or UHF or MF or LF or VLF or in
the microwave frequency region in all of 51+ years. However, to
be a "real" ham to these mighty macho morsemen in here one
MUST give in to the dark side of the Force and do morse. :-)


So you can't do Morse. You sound proud of it. Hey, I can't speak
Chinese. So should I go all over Usenet screaming about how proud I am
that I CAN'T speak Chinese? Geese.


Morse and all those TITLES must be what "real" (morsemen)
hams are about...?


Then it follows that the lack thereof, are what others' are not about.

Gareeb
BSEE
UW Madison 1972


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