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Mike Coslo August 16th 04 03:53 AM

Ham Haiku
 
Key up the big rig.
Fool for long wire, high power,
Acch! An RF burn!

- Mike KB3EIA -


N2EY August 16th 04 12:21 PM

"Heard On 80"

"Chowpy chowpit
Chow chow chi chow"
Something's wrong
With his radiow.


"Different Kind Of Ham"

He used a match
To check gas tank
That's why they call him
Skinless Frank
Burma Shave


73 de Jim, N2EY

Mike Coslo August 16th 04 05:52 PM

N2EY wrote:

"Heard On 80"

"Chowpy chowpit
Chow chow chi chow"
Something's wrong
With his radiow.


Hey, that's a good imitation of SSB on an AM radio!


"Different Kind Of Ham"

He used a match
To check gas tank
That's why they call him
Skinless Frank
Burma Shave


73 de Jim, N2EY



Dan/W4NTI August 16th 04 10:28 PM


"Mike Coslo" wrote in message
...
Key up the big rig.
Fool for long wire, high power,
Acch! An RF burn!

- Mike KB3EIA -

Was a matter U? You jealous cuz you ain't got no RF burns or somtin?

Dan/W4NTI



Mike Coslo August 20th 04 01:05 AM



Dan/W4NTI wrote:

"Mike Coslo" wrote in message
...

Key up the big rig.
Fool for long wire, high power,
Acch! An RF burn!

- Mike KB3EIA -


Was a matter U? You jealous cuz you ain't got no RF burns or somtin?

Dan/W4NTI


I got one good one once - that was enough!

- mike KB3EIA -


Humphrey Weil August 20th 04 06:24 AM


"Mike Coslo" wrote in message
...
Key up the big rig.
Fool for long wire, high power,
Acch! An RF burn!


There must be some meaning to life. Haiku. However, this pitiful collection
of words seems to point to the contrary.

KV4FZ



Mike Coslo August 20th 04 02:21 PM

Humphrey Weil wrote:
"Mike Coslo" wrote in message
...

Key up the big rig.
Fool for long wire, high power,
Acch! An RF burn!



There must be some meaning to life. Haiku. However, this pitiful collection
of words seems to point to the contrary.

KV4FZ



Humphrey likes it not,
Mike spews pathos, not wit.
Yawn, Mike doesn't care.


8^) - mike KB3EIA -


Dewey C.L. Duorfftauzer August 22nd 04 03:13 AM


"Mike Coslo" wrote in message
...
Humphrey Weil wrote:
"Mike Coslo" wrote in message
...

Key up the big rig.
Fool for long wire, high power,
Acch! An RF burn!



There must be some meaning to life. Haiku. However, this pitiful
collection of words seems to point to the contrary.

KV4FZ


Humphrey likes it not,
Mike spews pathos, not wit.
Yawn, Mike doesn't care.

But bandwidth, Mike wastes,
with words of no taste,
I do swear.



Mike Coslo August 22nd 04 07:35 PM



Dewey C.L. Duorfftauzer wrote:
"Mike Coslo" wrote in message
...

Humphrey Weil wrote:

"Mike Coslo" wrote in message
...


Key up the big rig.
Fool for long wire, high power,
Acch! An RF burn!


There must be some meaning to life. Haiku. However, this pitiful
collection of words seems to point to the contrary.

KV4FZ


Humphrey likes it not,
Mike spews pathos, not wit.
Yawn, Mike doesn't care.


But bandwidth, Mike wastes,
with words of no taste,
I do swear.


5-6-5 syllables, Dewey..

- Mike KB3EIA -


Dewey C.L. Duorfftauzer August 23rd 04 06:34 AM


"Mike Coslo" wrote in message
...


Dewey C.L. Duorfftauzer wrote:
"Mike Coslo" wrote in message
...

Humphrey Weil wrote:

"Mike Coslo" wrote in message
...


Key up the big rig.
Fool for long wire, high power,
Acch! An RF burn!


There must be some meaning to life. Haiku. However, this pitiful
collection of words seems to point to the contrary.

KV4FZ

Humphrey likes it not,
Mike spews pathos, not wit.
Yawn, Mike doesn't care.


But bandwidth, Mike wastes,
with words of no taste,
I do swear.


5-6-5 syllables, Dewey..


Gotcha, 'cept'n that the Japanese language doesn't really structure itself
with the Western gramatical concept of 'syllables'.




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