Len Anderson wrote:
In article , Dave Heil Kolonel
Klunk uff
das uber-amateur staffel put on his newly cleaned uniform and
polished
boots, adjusted his monocle and swacked the podium with his riding
crop to silence all conversation, get attention to bark out daily
orders:

Yet more assinine, childish analogies to the Nazis.

Just like we've been saying all along.

Nope, you have it wrong again. The rest of us may discuss amateur
radio
policy here or on the amateur bands. You may not.

* ACHTUNG * ACHTUNG * ACHTUNG *

Effective immediately, ALL persons without a valid amateur radio
licenses are FORBIDDEN to discuss, write, or even think about
amateur radio subjects!

ACHTUNG ACHTUNG ACHTUNG

Effective since the creation of the FRC and the institution of
Amateur Radio licensing, it has been forbidden for unlicensed persons
to use the Amateur Bands.

Another Regulatory matter you skipped over, Lennie.

What's with you, Your Scumminess? Didn't they teach you radio
rules at professional radio school?

Violators will be arrested, imprisoned, convicted of Crimes
Against
the State (as soon as the judges finish their DX contacts with
illegal Frenchmen), and shot.

Not shot, however the FCC has demonstrated a willingness to seek
the incarcertaion of those who violate their rules.

Your age might get you off of jail time, but your income, alleged
summer home, etc, will ensure that the price of the NAL sticks. Too
many assets to claim poverty.

There is NO appeal.

Sure there is...even for the UNappealing such as yourself.

The rest of us may
discuss anything on the amateur bands. You may not.

repeat of standing orders effective immediately

Repeat of reminder of rules that those unlicensed commissioners
you are always ballyhooing about have enacted and enforce.

Those rules apply even to the UNlicensed (alleged) professionals
such as yourself.

By the way, did
you mean that if we were in the room with you, we'd be in danger of
direct physical harm?

...only from all the PCTA extras shooting themselves in the foot
with their arrogant, dictatorial manner!

Not from THIS "PCTA extra". If I dicharge a firearm, I can
promise one and all that whatever I am aiming at will get hit WHERE I
am aiming at.

The first time.

All sorts of small-caliber projectiles have been ricocheting all
over
and a distinct danger to all in that "room."

What you "fire" doesn't "ricochet", Lennie...more like "SPLAT".

Malodorous, too.

Did you plan to bore us to death?

No, Kolonel Klunk, you do that SO well. Far be it for me to try
and
upstage das Grate, Full Dead.

Nope...That's your schtick, Lennie.

RIP


Oh Lennie! You KNEW how long I've been waiting to see "RIP" over
your name! Thanks!

Steve, K4YZ