wrote:
Mike Coslo wrote:

Unclaimed Mysteries wrote:

Jim Hampton wrote:

"Mike Coslo" wrote in message
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Jim Hampton wrote:

"Unclaimed Mysteries"
theletter_k_andthenumeral_4_doh@unclaimedmy steries.net wrote in


Another reason not to worry is that even the best trolling is barely
able to keep pace with some people's sincerely held beliefs.

73 Corry K4DOH

It Came From C. L. Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net

Of course I went to law school. - Warren Zevon, "Mr. Bad Example"

Send lawyers guns and money......



"He's just an excitable boy"


Warren could be the next apostle.


Sadly, he's with the originals now...

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Q: How many Bush Administration officials does
it take to change a light bulb?

A: None.

There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its
conditions are improving every day. Any reports
of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin
from the liberal media. That light bulb has served
honorably, and anything you say undermines the
lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

hehe.... Don't forget that the present dark light bulb is getting
better every day, and should soon send forth its radiant light over the
whole world!

- Mike KB3EIA -

Mike Coslo wrote:
Dave Heil wrote:

Michael Coslo wrote:



Unclaimed Mysteries wrote:

Mike Coslo wrote in part:


I think I've discovered the secret recipe for
Jaegermeister.............





You mean it doesn't include NyQuil?





Pretty close! I used to work with a guy who was addicted to
Nyquil. Decent guy, medicine breath!



I had a co-worker who rinsed his mouth frequently with Listerine. The
only problem was that he never spit the stuff out.


ACK! He didn't have ulcers by any chance, did he? once after some
oral surgery, I was gargling a lot with the stuff, and the wound
wouldn't heal. The dentist finally told me to stop using the stuff
because it was so corrosive.

I think ulcers might have been the least of his worries. I hope his
liver had a sense of humor. The guy would often mention that he'd given
up drinking several years earlier.

Dave K8MN

Given up drinking what, water, straight vodka?

Now only did the mix of 50/50 vodka and listerine? lol

John

"Dave Heil" wrote in message
nk.net...
Mike Coslo wrote:
Dave Heil wrote:

Michael Coslo wrote:



Unclaimed Mysteries wrote:

Mike Coslo wrote in part:


I think I've discovered the secret recipe for
Jaegermeister.............





You mean it doesn't include NyQuil?





Pretty close! I used to work with a guy who was addicted to Nyquil.
Decent guy, medicine breath!



I had a co-worker who rinsed his mouth frequently with Listerine. The only
problem was that he never spit the stuff out.


ACK! He didn't have ulcers by any chance, did he? once after some oral
surgery, I was gargling a lot with the stuff, and the wound wouldn't heal.
The dentist finally told me to stop using the stuff because it was so
corrosive.

I think ulcers might have been the least of his worries. I hope his liver
had a sense of humor. The guy would often mention that he'd given up
drinking several years earlier.

Dave K8MN

wrote in message
oups.com...

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does
it take to change a light bulb?

A: None.

There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its
conditions are improving every day. Any reports
of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin
from the liberal media. That light bulb has served
honorably, and anything you say undermines the
lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

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73 de Jim, N2EY


Q. How many Clintonites does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None. If you think happy, happy thoughts it will respond and come on by
itself. Especially if you promise it that the sun will be banned from
making light since it is so much more powerful illuminator. Afterall, it's
not the light bulbs fault that it burned out.

Not as cute as yours but still a little light hearted fun.

Dee D. Flint, N8UZE

Dee:

It only takes clinton to change a light bulb, however, there is an associated
cleaning bill involved--for removing the stain from the dress...
innocent-look

John

"Dee Flint" wrote in message
...

wrote in message
oups.com...

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does
it take to change a light bulb?

A: None.

There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its
conditions are improving every day. Any reports
of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin
from the liberal media. That light bulb has served
honorably, and anything you say undermines the
lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

---

73 de Jim, N2EY


Q. How many Clintonites does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None. If you think happy, happy thoughts it will respond and come on by
itself. Especially if you promise it that the sun will be banned from making
light since it is so much more powerful illuminator. Afterall, it's not the
light bulbs fault that it burned out.

Not as cute as yours but still a little light hearted fun.

Dee D. Flint, N8UZE