On Thu, 18 Aug 2005 04:10:05 +0200 (CEST), Nomen Nescio Secwet Hairy Woger wrote:

any posts show up in green is that the moron admin goes in there and changes
posts that he thinks Roger makes. Thing is, he's just as stupid as you are and
frequently tags posts Roger didn't make at all, just like you do when you spam
the board as the **** Can man.

THE ****CAN MAN
With apologies to "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"
- as recorded by Sammy Davis Jr. with the Mike Curb Congregation

Who can take a Wiseman, sprinkle him with Joo
Cover him with shame and a Yiddish name or two
The ****Can Man, oh the ****Can Man can do
The ****Can Man can 'cause he mixes it with truth and makes the world take note

Who can take a gay lame, wrap it in a sigh
Soak it in the sun and make a groovy Wiseman pie
The ****Can Man, the ****Can Man can
The ****Can Man can 'cause he mixes it with truth and makes the world take note

The ****Can Man makes every post he moves go away to **** can limbo
Now you talk about your childhood wishes, Woger's living with the bitches

Oh, who can take NIM Busters, dip it in a dream
Separate the trash and collect up all the cream
The ****Can Man, oh the ****Can Man can
The ****Can Man can 'cause he tends to it with care and makes the board look good

The ****Can Man makes every post he moves go away to **** can limbo
Talk about your childhood wishes, Woger's living with the bitches

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Who can take NIM Busters, dip it in a dream
Separate the trash and collect up all the cream
The ****Can Man, the ****Can Man can
The ****Can Man can 'cause he tends to it with care and makes the board look good
Yes, the ****Can Man can 'cause he tends to it with care and makes the board look good
a-****Can Man, a-****Can Man, a-****Can Man
****Can Man, a-****Can Man, a-****Can Man
****Can Man, a-****Can Man, a-****Can Man