It was twenty years ago today,
Roger Wiseman forced the boys to be gay
He’s been going in and outa their rears
And he’s made them into ravin’ queers.
So watch out or I’ll force on you
The act we've hated all these years,
Roger Wiseman’s Greyhound Men’s Room Band.


We’re Roger Wiseman’s Greyhound Men’s Room
Band,
Disciples of the Bucktoothed Choad,
Roger Wiseman’s Greyhound Men’s Room Band,
Sit back and watch us shoot a load.
Roger Wiseman’s Greyhound, Roger Wiseman’s
Greyhound,
Roger Wiseman’s Greyhound Men’s Room Band.
It's wonderful to be here,
But Wiseman’s full of crap,
The dirty goddamn pederast:
That ****er gave us syphilis,
That ****er gave us clap.


I don't really want to stop the show,
But I thought you had all better know,
That Wiseman’s going to play a song,
On a stickpin that he stuck through his schlong.
So let me introduce to you
The one and only Bucktoothed Choad
And Roger Wiseman’s Greyhound Men’s Room Band.


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Lloyd Davies wrote:
It was plagiarized

LLOYD'S A VIRGIN

(Madonna/Billy Steinberg and Tom Kelly/Les Paul)


LLoyd made it through 12th grade
Somehow he made it through
Never had a forum for his views
Until he found radio newsgroups


Lloyd is the the freak of the week
Everybody avoids that fatassed geek
But everyday's a brand new day
Yeah, it makes him feel
Shiny and new


Lloyd's a virgin
Hasn't had pussy for the very first time
Lloyd's a virgin
Never tires of jacking off all the time


"I'm gonna post about you, boy
My Bible's on my side"
Lloyd's been bashed around
Because his stupidity is hard to hide


He's bald, obese and round
A weeble-wobble that won't fall down
Oh, when he went to the retreat
Yeah, he stepped on his own feet
What a ****ing fool


Lloyd's a virgin GAY!
Hasn't had pussy for the very first time
Lloyd's a virgin
Never tires of jacking off all the time


Oooh, oooh, oooh


He's bald, obese and round
He'll just follow you around
Because you make him feel
Yeah, you make him feel
He's got something to do


Lloyd's a virgin
Hasn't had pussy for the very first time
Lloyd's a virgin
Never tires of jacking off all the time


Lloyd's a virgin, ooh, ooh
He'd rather slurp nutsack goo
Lloyd's a virgin
What's a loser like him to do


Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, Lllllloyd
Can't you hire a whore
For the very first time?