Iitoi wrote:
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a
river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord
appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"



One day a drunk stumbled upon a preacher baptizing a group of people
down by the river. He stumbled out to the preacher to see what was going
on. "Would you like to see Jesus?", the preacher asked the drunk.
"Sure", said the drunk. So the preacher held him down under the water,
then bringing him up asked, "did you see Jesus?". "No" said the drunk.
This time the preacher held him under a bit longer. Up came the drunk
gasping for air. "Did you see Jesus that time?". "NO!". So this time the
preacher held him down for a goodly amount of time. Up comes the drunk
spitting water and gasping for breath. "NOW did you see Jesus?" "NO",
exclaimed the drunk, "are you sure this is where he fell in?"