"Professional lies?" :-)

Dud lied the old-fashioned way, he WORKED at it...:-)

It's too bad that he was never able to "work in" a good forgery
of his "last" DD-214. Nor was he able to "work in" a single
reference for his wondrous exploits over the last three decades
other than what he wrote about himself.


In
fact, his lies about his USMC and EMT 'careers' cast serious doubt on
any claims about his daughter, especially when his idea of 'grief' is
to plaster this sob-story all over the internet and beg for sympathy
and attention; i.e, any legal representative Dudly may have is going
to be a court-appointed attorney.

That's going to be a trick: Getting a "court-appointed attorney"
in a civil case! :-)

Dud won't get past the Hearing on a civil case, any state. Once
the judge stops his uproarious laughing, it will be tossed off
any docket.

Well, there is SOME hope...maybe Court TV (channel) is looking for
some comic-relief half-hour to fill up their cable broadcast
schedule? That could be a winner! Imagine Harvey Levin as the
"color" man interviewing "Major" Dud (wearing his CAP poopy suit)
in a pretend-format a la Geraldo Rivera? [Harvey doesn't do the
moustache thing so Dud has to wear it for him!]




There is a new digital cable channel on line in our area that is aimed
toward the elderly, most specifically the elderly suffering from macular
degeneration. All sorts of vitamins, herbs and alleged "natural" cures are
available for mail order. You should give it a look, Lennie.

Oh (guffaw!), that is not likely to hold much sway where you are concerned
Lennie. They have all kinds of pills and potions, salves and incantations,
but nary a one has a "cure" for an Old Man With His Head Implanted In His
Rectum.

At the least, Lennie, your dilemma has one outstanding plus. You will always
manage to keep your ears warm even in the coldest of climates. Your hearing
may be severely impaired, but you will never have to concern yourself with
frostbite to your ears and nose.