Lloyd Davies wrote:
like taking a big dump
In a public restroom
A fresh one slithering out of my rump
In the middle of the afternoon
Floating in the bowl
Makes me feel so good
Awakens my soul
As if it could
Never do I flush
A present for the next patron
Knowing what awaits, gives me quite a rush
For I am a fair matron

Like I have always said, you are an imbecile who doesn't know what he's

talking about. You just *proved* it (as if it were needed...), now go
take your anti-depressant medication and shut the **** up.