SAP?

Don't get me started on f***** SAP.

Airwave is Son of SAP!

And just as ****e! And Airwave is integrated with our SAP. Meanwhile -
despite having SAP for nearly THREE years - we are still keeping paper
records and only people retiring or resigning have their quota pots made
correct.

But back to Airwave - or ****ewave as it is known (amongst other more
affectionate terms) our handsets do not have the GPS built into them. Just
as well really. From what I understand it makes the sets even bigger and
more cumbersome.

Just what you need when trying to press the red button in the midst of a
chavvy brawl.

chas