Mark Your Calendar For Next Saturday

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.

So next Saturday at 4 PM, Eastern Time all patriotic American women are
asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists.

Walking around your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort. Not only are you helping eradicate the
terrorists, you're benefiting from a healthier lifestyle because it has
been proven that walking is a great form of exercise.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its
okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all
patriotic American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side
is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America.

On Jul 3, 11:16 am, "Steve" wrote:
Mark Your Calendar For Next Saturday

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.

So next Saturday at 4 PM, Eastern Time all patriotic American women are
asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists.

Walking around your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort. Not only are you helping eradicate the
terrorists, you're benefiting from a healthier lifestyle because it has
been proven that walking is a great form of exercise.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its
okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all
patriotic American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side
is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America.

and don't forget to Turn-the-Radio-On !