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How I would like to change the cell phone industry [was AM electromagnetic waves: 20 KHz modulation frequency on an astronomically-low carrier frequency]
wrote in message ... You're assuming he ever did anything more than assemble a list of technical buzz words to string together at random. In this same spirit, I have decided how I would like to change the electric toaster industry. I believe that henceforth, all electric toasters should be made from polished unobtainium with "Q"-shaped dilithium heating elements, as it is obvious that this results in more even toasting of the bread and an undeniably higher-fidelity output. Further, the toasted bread should be ejected by carefully-aligned cavorite lifters, timed by observing both the thermal state of the bread (detected through counts of left-hand circular polarized neutrino emissions) and the state of a resublimated thiotimoline crystal being exposed to the transverse-modulated IR spectrum. Discuss! Bob "The New Radium" M. |
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