A Conservative woman from Texas was driving through a remote part of
New York when her car broke down.
An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby
town.
She climbed up behind him on the horse and then rode off.
The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian
would let out a "Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a" so loud that it echoed from the
surrounding hills.
When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service
station, yelled one final "Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!" and rode off.
"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service-
station attendant.
Nothing," the woman answered.
"I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist,
and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."
"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles."