my mommy blew sailors II wrote:

dxAcehole, pathological liar, racist and common drunk,
during his fifth annual Farewell Forever tour, said:

Yes, really. Now toddle your sorry, worthless, dumbass outta here.

Why does a guy like you, who is pushing sixty years of age, act like a
twelve year old?

Pushing 60? Heck, I'm not even 55 yet, toddler boy.

Have you always had a problem with immaturity?

No, as I'm not a dumbass Canuck.

Time to
lay off the booze, Bozo.

I guess you'd better!