The more I think about it,,,, the more I think I want to move to the
wild west of Ireland.I am Scotch Irish anyway, mostly, Irish.I can't
move to one of them little Isles off the West coast of Ireland, (I
think) those litte Isles are only for them Irish Shamrocks born and bred
there,,, and for those stinking ****tin tourist queers

Mayhap, one of them Arran Isles off the Coast of Scotland?.
cuhulin