Read this and understand.

Drifter...



John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several
hundred young hens (called "pullets"), and ten roosters,whose job it was
to fertilize the eggs.

The farmer kept records, and any rooster that didn't perform went into
the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so
he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to each rooster.Each
bell had a different tone, so John could tell from a distance which
rooster was performing. Now he could just sit on the porch and fill out
an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The famer's
favorite rooster was Old Butch, a very fine specimen he was indeed. But
on this particular morning John noticed that Old Butch's bell had not
rung at all, and he went to the barnyard to i nvestigate. The other
roosters were all chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets,
hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

But to farmer John's amazement, Old Butch had his bell in his beak so it
couldn't ring.. He would sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and go on to
the next one.. John was so proud of Old Butch that he entered him in
the county fair where he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result: the judges not only awarded Old Butch the No Bell Piece
Prize, but they awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly Old
Butch was a politician in the making! Who else but a politician could
figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our
planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing
them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully this year. The bells aren't always audible.

Drifter wrote:

Read this and understand.

Drifter...

John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several
hundred young hens (called "pullets"), and ten roosters,whose job it was
to fertilize the eggs.

The farmer kept records, and any rooster that didn't perform went into
the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so
he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to each rooster.Each
bell had a different tone, so John could tell from a distance which
rooster was performing. Now he could just sit on the porch and fill out
an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The famer's
favorite rooster was Old Butch, a very fine specimen he was indeed. But
on this particular morning John noticed that Old Butch's bell had not
rung at all, and he went to the barnyard to i nvestigate. The other
roosters were all chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets,
hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

But to farmer John's amazement, Old Butch had his bell in his beak so it
couldn't ring.. He would sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and go on to
the next one.. John was so proud of Old Butch that he entered him in
the county fair where he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result: the judges not only awarded Old Butch the No Bell Piece
Prize, but they awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly Old
Butch was a politician in the making! Who else but a politician could
figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our
planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing
them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully this year. The bells aren't always audible.

Wow!

dxAce wrote:

Drifter wrote:

Read this and understand.


Wow!


Ace, thanks. friend sent this to me this morning. read it
twice and thought it was kind of neat. i was hoping most
on this board would get it. i'm trying to be non-political
this election. i really don't like what's out there. i don't
feel we have a good choice either way. so, it's hold your
nose and close your eyes again.

BTW, have you heard that AFN on 14000 yet? or did i miss it
and they changed back to the old freq?

Drifter...

On Jul 21, 8:27*am, Drifter wrote:
Read this and understand.

Drifter...

John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. *He had several
hundred young hens (called "pullets"), and ten roosters,whose job it was
to fertilize the eggs.

The farmer kept records, and any rooster that didn't perform went into
the soup pot and was replaced. *That took an awful lot of his time, so
he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to each rooster.Each
bell had a different tone, so John could tell from a distance which
rooster was performing. *Now he could just sit on the porch and fill out
an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The famer's
favorite rooster was Old Butch, a very fine specimen he was indeed. *But
on this particular morning John noticed that Old Butch's bell had not
rung at all, and he went to the barnyard to i nvestigate. *The other
roosters were all chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. *The pullets,
hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

But to farmer John's amazement, Old Butch had his bell in his beak so it
couldn't ring.. *He would sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and go on to
the next one.. *John was so proud of Old Butch that he entered him in
the county fair where he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result: *the judges not only awarded Old Butch the No Bell Piece
Prize, but they awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly Old
Butch was a politician in the making! * Who else but a politician could
figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our
planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing
them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully this year. * The bells aren't always audible.

Super Just Sent This Out to 101 eMail Addressees

i am o-bomba-fried cha-ching ~ RHF

RHF wrote:
On Jul 21, 8:27 am, Drifter wrote:
Read this and understand.

Drifter...

John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several
hundred young hens (called "pullets"), and ten roosters,whose job it was
to fertilize the eggs.

The farmer kept records, and any rooster that didn't perform went into
the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so
he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to each rooster.Each
bell had a different tone, so John could tell from a distance which
rooster was performing. Now he could just sit on the porch and fill out
an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The famer's
favorite rooster was Old Butch, a very fine specimen he was indeed. But
on this particular morning John noticed that Old Butch's bell had not
rung at all, and he went to the barnyard to i nvestigate. The other
roosters were all chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets,
hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

But to farmer John's amazement, Old Butch had his bell in his beak so it
couldn't ring.. He would sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and go on to
the next one.. John was so proud of Old Butch that he entered him in
the county fair where he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result: the judges not only awarded Old Butch the No Bell Piece
Prize, but they awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly Old
Butch was a politician in the making! Who else but a politician could
figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our
planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing
them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully this year. The bells aren't always audible.

Super Just Sent This Out to 101 eMail Addressees

i am o-bomba-fried cha-ching ~ RHF
.

So you're a pain in the ass to more than just this newsgroup?

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Remove MYHAT to reply via email...

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RHF wrote:
On Jul 21, 8:27 am, Drifter wrote:
Read this and understand.

Drifter...

John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several
hundred young hens (called "pullets"), and ten roosters,whose job it was
to fertilize the eggs.

The farmer kept records, and any rooster that didn't perform went into
the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so
he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to each rooster.Each
bell had a different tone, so John could tell from a distance which
rooster was performing. Now he could just sit on the porch and fill out
an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The famer's
favorite rooster was Old Butch, a very fine specimen he was indeed. But
on this particular morning John noticed that Old Butch's bell had not
rung at all, and he went to the barnyard to i nvestigate. The other
roosters were all chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets,
hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

But to farmer John's amazement, Old Butch had his bell in his beak so it
couldn't ring.. He would sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and go on to
the next one.. John was so proud of Old Butch that he entered him in
the county fair where he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result: the judges not only awarded Old Butch the No Bell Piece
Prize, but they awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly Old
Butch was a politician in the making! Who else but a politician could
figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our
planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing
them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully this year. The bells aren't always audible.

Super Just Sent This Out to 101 eMail Addressees

i am o-bomba-fried cha-ching ~ RHF
.

So you're a pain in the ass to more than just this newsgroup?

--
Remove MYHAT to reply via email...

Do you think that was the first time that he has been a pain in the ass?
Remember being a bureaucrat does that to people

On Jul 21, 10:27*am, Drifter wrote:
Read this and understand.

Drifter...

John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. *He had several
hundred young hens (called "pullets"), and ten roosters,whose job it was
to fertilize the eggs.

The farmer kept records, and any rooster that didn't perform went into
the soup pot and was replaced. *That took an awful lot of his time, so
he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to each rooster.Each
bell had a different tone, so John could tell from a distance which
rooster was performing. *Now he could just sit on the porch and fill out
an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The famer's
favorite rooster was Old Butch, a very fine specimen he was indeed. *But
on this particular morning John noticed that Old Butch's bell had not
rung at all, and he went to the barnyard to i nvestigate. *The other
roosters were all chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. *The pullets,
hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

But to farmer John's amazement, Old Butch had his bell in his beak so it
couldn't ring.. *He would sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and go on to
the next one.. *John was so proud of Old Butch that he entered him in
the county fair where he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result: *the judges not only awarded Old Butch the No Bell Piece
Prize, but they awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly Old
Butch was a politician in the making! * Who else but a politician could
figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our
planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing
them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully this year. * The bells aren't always audible.

Oh, this is just precious.!! Thanks for sharing.

On Jul 21, 8:27*am, Drifter wrote:
Read this and understand.

Drifter...

John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. *He had several
hundred young hens (called "pullets"), and ten roosters,whose job it was
to fertilize the eggs.

The farmer kept records, and any rooster that didn't perform went into
the soup pot and was replaced. *That took an awful lot of his time, so
he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to each rooster.Each
bell had a different tone, so John could tell from a distance which
rooster was performing. *Now he could just sit on the porch and fill out
an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The famer's
favorite rooster was Old Butch, a very fine specimen he was indeed. *But
on this particular morning John noticed that Old Butch's bell had not
rung at all, and he went to the barnyard to i nvestigate. *The other
roosters were all chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. *The pullets,
hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

But to farmer John's amazement, Old Butch had his bell in his beak so it
couldn't ring.. *He would sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and go on to
the next one.. *John was so proud of Old Butch that he entered him in
the county fair where he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result: *the judges not only awarded Old Butch the No Bell Piece
Prize, but they awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly Old
Butch was a politician in the making! * Who else but a politician could
figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our
planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing
them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully this year. * The bells aren't always audible.

That is very funny indeed.

Hay look:ONE day's headlines:


** Bush Aides Project Record $482 Billion 2009 Deficit (Update2) :
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?p...0eI&refer=news

** Bush to leave a record budget deficit of $482 billion:
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationwo...,4458909.story

** Justice Dept. report concludes [Bush] aides broke law
http://www.boston.com/news/nation/wa...des_broke_law/

** Sexuality bias seen at Justice Department:
http://www.latimes.com/news/printedi...,5868533.story

** Bombings kill 57, hurt 280 Female attackers target pilgrims in
Baghdad, protesters in Kirkuk:
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/wor...,1518860.story

** Right-wing terrorist shoots up a church in Tennesee, kills two:
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/...shooting_N.htm

Aren't you glad the LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE of PROSPERITY and PEACE
under GORE AND CLINTON have finally come to an end, and we have news
like this hitting the newspapers every day?

Anyone who thinks it's the Democrats who are screwing America are just
delusional, or the kind of idiot who would think Rush or O'Reilly or
Savage are worth listening to.



ISo it's about McCain and the Republicans, who have screwed America
blind?

On Jul 29, 2:37*am, wrote:
On Jul 21, 8:27*am, Drifter wrote:





Read this and understand.

Drifter...

John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. *He had several
hundred young hens (called "pullets"), and ten roosters,whose job it was
to fertilize the eggs.

The farmer kept records, and any rooster that didn't perform went into
the soup pot and was replaced. *That took an awful lot of his time, so
he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to each rooster.Each
bell had a different tone, so John could tell from a distance which
rooster was performing. *Now he could just sit on the porch and fill out
an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The famer's
favorite rooster was Old Butch, a very fine specimen he was indeed. *But
on this particular morning John noticed that Old Butch's bell had not
rung at all, and he went to the barnyard to i nvestigate. *The other
roosters were all chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. *The pullets,
hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

But to farmer John's amazement, Old Butch had his bell in his beak so it
couldn't ring.. *He would sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and go on to
the next one.. *John was so proud of Old Butch that he entered him in
the county fair where he became an overnight sensation among the judges..

The result: *the judges not only awarded Old Butch the No Bell Piece
Prize, but they awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly Old
Butch was a politician in the making! * Who else but a politician could
figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our
planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing
them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully this year. * The bells aren't always audible.

That is very funny indeed.

Hay look:ONE day's headlines:

** Bush Aides Project Record $482 Billion 2009 Deficit (Update2) *:http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?p...98.t1k0eI&refe...

** Bush to leave a record budget deficit of $482 billion:http://www.latimes.com/news/nationwo...ficit29-2008ju...

** Justice Dept. report concludes [Bush] aides broke lawhttp://www.boston..com/news/nation/washington/articles/2008/07/29/just...

** Sexuality bias seen at Justice Department:http://www.latimes.com/news/printedi...stice29-2008ju...

** Bombings kill 57, hurt 280 Female attackers target pilgrims in
Baghdad, protesters in Kirkuk:http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/wor...q29jul29002022,...

** Right-wing terrorist shoots up a church in Tennesee, kills two:http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/...shooting_N.htm

Aren't you glad the LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE of PROSPERITY and PEACE
under GORE AND CLINTON have finally come to an end, and we have news
like this hitting the newspapers every day?

- Anyone who thinks it's the Democrats who are
- screwing America are just delusional, or the kind
- of idiot who would think Rush or O'Reilly or Savage
- are worth listening to.

DB McD,

Dought that you are "the kind of idiot who would think
Rush or O'Reilly or Savage are worth listening to.

Dought that you listen to the radio at all . . .
-but- Clearly you are some 'kind' of self-made "Idiot".

radio - just listen ~ RHF


ISo it's about McCain and the Republicans, who have screwed America
blind?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

On Jul 29, 3:19*am, RHF wrote:
On Jul 29, 2:37*am, wrote:

On Jul 21, 8:27*am, Drifter wrote:

Read this and understand.

Drifter...

John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. *He had several
hundred young hens (called "pullets"), and ten roosters,whose job it was
to fertilize the eggs.

The farmer kept records, and any rooster that didn't perform went into
the soup pot and was replaced. *That took an awful lot of his time, so
he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to each rooster.Each
bell had a different tone, so John could tell from a distance which
rooster was performing. *Now he could just sit on the porch and fill out
an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The famer's
favorite rooster was Old Butch, a very fine specimen he was indeed. *But
on this particular morning John noticed that Old Butch's bell had not
rung at all, and he went to the barnyard to i nvestigate. *The other
roosters were all chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. *The pullets,
hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

But to farmer John's amazement, Old Butch had his bell in his beak so it
couldn't ring.. *He would sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and go on to
the next one.. *John was so proud of Old Butch that he entered him in
the county fair where he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result: *the judges not only awarded Old Butch the No Bell Piece
Prize, but they awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly Old
Butch was a politician in the making! * Who else but a politician could
figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our
planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing
them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully this year. * The bells aren't always audible.

That is very funny indeed.

Hay look:ONE day's headlines:

** Bush Aides Project Record $482 Billion 2009 Deficit (Update2) *:http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?p...98.t1k0eI&refe...

** Bush to leave a record budget deficit of $482 billion:http://www.latimes.com/news/nationwo...ficit29-2008ju...

** Justice Dept. report concludes [Bush] aides broke lawhttp://www.boston.com/news/nation/washington/articles/2008/07/29/just...

** Sexuality bias seen at Justice Department:http://www.latimes.com/news/printedi...stice29-2008ju...

** Bombings kill 57, hurt 280 Female attackers target pilgrims in
Baghdad, protesters in Kirkuk:http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/wor...q29jul29002022,...

** Right-wing terrorist shoots up a church in Tennesee, kills two:http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/...shooting_N.htm

Aren't you glad the LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE of PROSPERITY and PEACE
under GORE AND CLINTON have finally come to an end, and we have news
like this hitting the newspapers every day?

- Anyone who thinks it's the Democrats who are
- screwing America are just delusional, or the kind
- of idiot who would think Rush or O'Reilly or Savage
- are worth listening to.

DB McD,

Dought that you are "the kind of idiot who would think
Rush or O'Reilly or Savage are worth listening to.

Dought that you listen to the radio at all . . .
-but- Clearly you are some 'kind' of self-made "Idiot".

radio - just listen ~ RHF



ISo it's about McCain and the Republicans, who have screwed America
blind?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

I do sometimes.

Did you hear Savage running at the mouth about how autistic children
are just faking it?
He's a nutcase, but an entertaining one.

Did you hear Rush lying about how there are no government programs
which work?
He's a nutcase, but an entertaining one.

Yeah, I listen from time to time to these idiots. Nobody with a brain
would take them seriously though.