Brenda Ann wrote:

"My wife had a mirror installed on our bedroom ceiling. She said she likes
to see herself laugh."

"The town I grew up in was so small, when you turned on an electric razor,
the streetcar would stall."

(from the comics, a while back

The town I grew up in was so small that the Sheriff ran the massage
parlour.

The town I grew up in was so small that both city limit signs were on
the same pole.






mike