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Sometimes my little doggy is modest.Sometimes she will get down in the
drainage ditch in front of my front yard to take a crap.I used to have a big Caltapa bush by the ditch, by my driveway.Sometimes she would hide down below that bush, taking a good old doggy crap. cuhulin |
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BDK wrote:
In article , says... BDK wrote: In article telamon_spamshield-86127A.14224511042009 @newsclstr02.news.prodigy.com, lid says... In article , BDK wrote: In article telamon_spamshield-2B2225.23183510042009 @newsclstr03.news.prodigy.net, lid says... In article , BDK wrote: In article telamon_spamshield-C54A21.16254610042009 @newsclstr03.news.prodigy.net, lid says... In article , Alric Knebel wrote: Telamon wrote: In article , Alric Knebel wrote: Telamon wrote: In article , "GOP Minefield" USA_ wrote: "kim" wrote in message ... On Tue, 7 Apr 2009 07:58:17 -0700, "GOP Minefield" USA_ wrote: wrote in message ups. com. .. Arab newspaper reports man with Al Jazeera ID planned to stab president Must work for FOX News. Real smart to bring a knife to a gunfight... Sounds like FOX. Sooner or later they are going to go way too far and Obama's going to spank their rosy little elitist asses. Could be just about any citizen of the USA. Not really. Such citizens would be far less than half. Last Nov maybe. I think we are well past the 50% point now. No. We're not. Not anywhere near it. The vast majority of the population aren't writhing with hatred. Sure they are and more with time. That's what your therapist said about your insanity. I explain the projection thing to you before and it figures you don't get it but go right ahead and tell us more about your therapy secessions. Maybe someone can figure out where that Kookaburra call syndrome you have came from. There's no projecting anything, Telemundoh. I'm not in need of therapy, unlike yourself. You seem to be totally unable to understand laughter, when it's directed at you. Odd, since you must be so familiar with it. There is plenty of projecting on your part posting an ignorant idiot you can't help it. Your anger is almost as funny as your Obama BC kooktardery. I wonder if the kids in his neighbourhood like to ride by and shriek out "crazy ol' Telamon!". Every neighbourhood seems to have a cranky old man. I wouldn't be surprised if he was that kind of guy. We had one in the neighborhood I grew up in, one day my dog got loose, and he started chasing my dog around with a pitchfork! I ended up taking the pitchfork away from him and explaining to him that if he did anything to my dog, it would be bad for his health. He called the cops, who told me he was famous for that kind of ****, and they warned him to call them, or animal control, but not to do anything to the dog, or they would arrest him, after I got through with him. I was only 14 or 15, but was about 8" taller than him and probably weighed twice what he did, so he never did anything again. We presently have a local old coot who accuses people of not picking up after their dog when they crap on his lawn. One day about 5 years ago, I walked past his house, and my dog ****ed on this rock he has with his street number on it, and we moved on. About 10 minutes later, he comes flying up in his car, and starts screaming at me, "Your dog crapped on my lawn!". I said, "No, he hasn't crapped yet on this walk!" He kept on raving, so I said, "OK, let's see this pile he supposedly left!", and I started walking back to his house. In the front yard was a HUGE pile, both in amount, and more importantly, DIAMETER, and I just laughed. He got all wound up and I finally just had to ask, "If you think that pile came out of this dog, you're obviously senile!". He called me all kinds of names and went into the house. Eventually, the "crapping" became an obsession with him, and he pushed me too far one day when he pulled up in his car, and I flung the nice hot bag into his car, and he called the cops, who took my side, ****ing him off even further. He followed me home one day, and the calls started. The guy's wife kept telling him he was taking it too far, but he didn't listen, and finally the cops told him to stop the insanity, or they would arrest him. Him showing the cops a giant pile, and claiming my dog produced it didn't help his case, as he made the cops crack up, and say, "You've got to be kidding, that pile came out of a 100 pound dog, minimum!" He accused the cops of being in "cahoots" with me, in a plot to crap on his lawn. He conveniently ignored the 100 pound dogs living across the street from him, and a couple doors down in each direction, thinking my 50 pound dog was the culprit. The cops told him, if he agreed to pay for it, they would run a DNA test on my dog to prove or disprove his claims. If my dog was the one, I would pay for it. He wouldn't do it, because the cops "were in cahoots" with me, so the test would be negative. Of course. Now, he accuses another neighbor, with an even smaller dog! Telemundoh strikes me as the same kind of guy. Damn, now that's too funny! Yeah, that's Telemundoh! in a nutshell. Cantankerous, and way too out of it to point in the right direction. But I'm betting that he had a good tea party today. Hanging out with all the kooktards, little pinky pointing out as he's drinking his kooktardic tea. For good measure, I'll leave him a link that he can relate to: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jeffre..._b_186798.html |
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BDK wrote:
In article , says... BDK wrote: In article , says... BDK wrote: In article telamon_spamshield-86127A.14224511042009 @newsclstr02.news.prodigy.com, lid says... In article , BDK wrote: In article telamon_spamshield-2B2225.23183510042009 @newsclstr03.news.prodigy.net, lid says... In article , BDK wrote: In article telamon_spamshield-C54A21.16254610042009 @newsclstr03.news.prodigy.net, lid says... In article , Alric Knebel wrote: Telamon wrote: In article , Alric Knebel wrote: Telamon wrote: In article , "GOP Minefield" USA_ wrote: "kim" wrote in message ... On Tue, 7 Apr 2009 07:58:17 -0700, "GOP Minefield" USA_ wrote: wrote in message ups. com. .. Arab newspaper reports man with Al Jazeera ID planned to stab president Must work for FOX News. Real smart to bring a knife to a gunfight... Sounds like FOX. Sooner or later they are going to go way too far and Obama's going to spank their rosy little elitist asses. Could be just about any citizen of the USA. Not really. Such citizens would be far less than half. Last Nov maybe. I think we are well past the 50% point now. No. We're not. Not anywhere near it. The vast majority of the population aren't writhing with hatred. Sure they are and more with time. That's what your therapist said about your insanity. I explain the projection thing to you before and it figures you don't get it but go right ahead and tell us more about your therapy secessions. Maybe someone can figure out where that Kookaburra call syndrome you have came from. There's no projecting anything, Telemundoh. I'm not in need of therapy, unlike yourself. You seem to be totally unable to understand laughter, when it's directed at you. Odd, since you must be so familiar with it. There is plenty of projecting on your part posting an ignorant idiot you can't help it. Your anger is almost as funny as your Obama BC kooktardery. I wonder if the kids in his neighbourhood like to ride by and shriek out "crazy ol' Telamon!". Every neighbourhood seems to have a cranky old man. I wouldn't be surprised if he was that kind of guy. We had one in the neighborhood I grew up in, one day my dog got loose, and he started chasing my dog around with a pitchfork! I ended up taking the pitchfork away from him and explaining to him that if he did anything to my dog, it would be bad for his health. He called the cops, who told me he was famous for that kind of ****, and they warned him to call them, or animal control, but not to do anything to the dog, or they would arrest him, after I got through with him. I was only 14 or 15, but was about 8" taller than him and probably weighed twice what he did, so he never did anything again. We presently have a local old coot who accuses people of not picking up after their dog when they crap on his lawn. One day about 5 years ago, I walked past his house, and my dog ****ed on this rock he has with his street number on it, and we moved on. About 10 minutes later, he comes flying up in his car, and starts screaming at me, "Your dog crapped on my lawn!". I said, "No, he hasn't crapped yet on this walk!" He kept on raving, so I said, "OK, let's see this pile he supposedly left!", and I started walking back to his house. In the front yard was a HUGE pile, both in amount, and more importantly, DIAMETER, and I just laughed. He got all wound up and I finally just had to ask, "If you think that pile came out of this dog, you're obviously senile!". He called me all kinds of names and went into the house. Eventually, the "crapping" became an obsession with him, and he pushed me too far one day when he pulled up in his car, and I flung the nice hot bag into his car, and he called the cops, who took my side, ****ing him off even further. He followed me home one day, and the calls started. The guy's wife kept telling him he was taking it too far, but he didn't listen, and finally the cops told him to stop the insanity, or they would arrest him. Him showing the cops a giant pile, and claiming my dog produced it didn't help his case, as he made the cops crack up, and say, "You've got to be kidding, that pile came out of a 100 pound dog, minimum!" He accused the cops of being in "cahoots" with me, in a plot to crap on his lawn. He conveniently ignored the 100 pound dogs living across the street from him, and a couple doors down in each direction, thinking my 50 pound dog was the culprit. The cops told him, if he agreed to pay for it, they would run a DNA test on my dog to prove or disprove his claims. If my dog was the one, I would pay for it. He wouldn't do it, because the cops "were in cahoots" with me, so the test would be negative. Of course. Now, he accuses another neighbor, with an even smaller dog! Telemundoh strikes me as the same kind of guy. Damn, now that's too funny! Yeah, that's Telemundoh! in a nutshell. Cantankerous, and way too out of it to point in the right direction. But I'm betting that he had a good tea party today. Hanging out with all the kooktards, little pinky pointing out as he's drinking his kooktardic tea. For good measure, I'll leave him a link that he can relate to: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jeffre..._b_186798.html Here's a funny vid about a "Death Camp", I don't know if you've seen it, but to sane folks it's the AMTRAK Beech Grove Shops, and if you are nice, you can tour the place: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P-hvPJPTi4 I liked the black helicopter flying overhead - now that's the stuff of conspiracies! |
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Every once in a while, one or more big heavy Helicopters will be flying
over my neighborhood.Seems to me most times they are flying West or Southwest.Black Helicopters are not really black, they are sort of a dark grey color. Hallup, they are coming to take me away! cuhulin |
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BDK wrote: In article , says... BDK wrote: In article , says... BDK wrote: In article telamon_spamshield-86127A.14224511042009 @newsclstr02.news.prodigy.com, lid says... In article , BDK wrote: In article telamon_spamshield-2B2225.23183510042009 @newsclstr03.news.prodigy.net, lid says... In article , BDK wrote: In article telamon_spamshield-C54A21.16254610042009 @newsclstr03.news.prodigy.net, lid says... In article , Alric Knebel wrote: Telamon wrote: In article , Alric Knebel wrote: Telamon wrote: In article , "GOP Minefield" USA_ wrote: "kim" wrote in message ... On Tue, 7 Apr 2009 07:58:17 -0700, "GOP Minefield" USA_ wrote: wrote in message ups. com. .. Arab newspaper reports man with Al Jazeera ID planned to stab president Must work for FOX News. Real smart to bring a knife to a gunfight... Sounds like FOX. Sooner or later they are going to go way too far and Obama's going to spank their rosy little elitist asses. Could be just about any citizen of the USA. Not really. Such citizens would be far less than half. Last Nov maybe. I think we are well past the 50% point now. No. We're not. Not anywhere near it. The vast majority of the population aren't writhing with hatred. Sure they are and more with time. That's what your therapist said about your insanity. I explain the projection thing to you before and it figures you don't get it but go right ahead and tell us more about your therapy secessions. Maybe someone can figure out where that Kookaburra call syndrome you have came from. There's no projecting anything, Telemundoh. I'm not in need of therapy, unlike yourself. You seem to be totally unable to understand laughter, when it's directed at you. Odd, since you must be so familiar with it. There is plenty of projecting on your part posting an ignorant idiot you can't help it. Your anger is almost as funny as your Obama BC kooktardery. I wonder if the kids in his neighbourhood like to ride by and shriek out "crazy ol' Telamon!". Every neighbourhood seems to have a cranky old man. I wouldn't be surprised if he was that kind of guy. We had one in the neighborhood I grew up in, one day my dog got loose, and he started chasing my dog around with a pitchfork! I ended up taking the pitchfork away from him and explaining to him that if he did anything to my dog, it would be bad for his health. He called the cops, who told me he was famous for that kind of ****, and they warned him to call them, or animal control, but not to do anything to the dog, or they would arrest him, after I got through with him. I was only 14 or 15, but was about 8" taller than him and probably weighed twice what he did, so he never did anything again. We presently have a local old coot who accuses people of not picking up after their dog when they crap on his lawn. One day about 5 years ago, I walked past his house, and my dog ****ed on this rock he has with his street number on it, and we moved on. About 10 minutes later, he comes flying up in his car, and starts screaming at me, "Your dog crapped on my lawn!". I said, "No, he hasn't crapped yet on this walk!" He kept on raving, so I said, "OK, let's see this pile he supposedly left!", and I started walking back to his house. In the front yard was a HUGE pile, both in amount, and more importantly, DIAMETER, and I just laughed. He got all wound up and I finally just had to ask, "If you think that pile came out of this dog, you're obviously senile!". He called me all kinds of names and went into the house. Eventually, the "crapping" became an obsession with him, and he pushed me too far one day when he pulled up in his car, and I flung the nice hot bag into his car, and he called the cops, who took my side, ****ing him off even further. He followed me home one day, and the calls started. The guy's wife kept telling him he was taking it too far, but he didn't listen, and finally the cops told him to stop the insanity, or they would arrest him. Him showing the cops a giant pile, and claiming my dog produced it didn't help his case, as he made the cops crack up, and say, "You've got to be kidding, that pile came out of a 100 pound dog, minimum!" He accused the cops of being in "cahoots" with me, in a plot to crap on his lawn. He conveniently ignored the 100 pound dogs living across the street from him, and a couple doors down in each direction, thinking my 50 pound dog was the culprit. The cops told him, if he agreed to pay for it, they would run a DNA test on my dog to prove or disprove his claims. If my dog was the one, I would pay for it. He wouldn't do it, because the cops "were in cahoots" with me, so the test would be negative. Of course. Now, he accuses another neighbor, with an even smaller dog! Telemundoh strikes me as the same kind of guy. Damn, now that's too funny! Yeah, that's Telemundoh! in a nutshell. Cantankerous, and way too out of it to point in the right direction. But I'm betting that he had a good tea party today. Hanging out with all the kooktards, little pinky pointing out as he's drinking his kooktardic tea. For good measure, I'll leave him a link that he can relate to: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jeffre..._b_186798.html Here's a funny vid about a "Death Camp", I don't know if you've seen it, but to sane folks it's the AMTRAK Beech Grove Shops, and if you are nice, you can tour the place: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P-hvPJPTi4 I liked the black helicopter flying overhead - now that's the stuff of conspiracies! Oh yeah! There's a vid someplace of rail cars with "shackles" inside them. The kooks claim these are for "prisoners". Sane people know that in an auto transporter car, AKA an autorack, something has to hold the cars to keep them from bouncing around. In the kooktardic universe, the cars remain still, all by themselves. After all, they are awfully heavy, aren't they? There are no boundaries to kooktardic thought. They can make up all the bull**** they want, and there is almost always at least one other kooktard who swallows it completely. I don't know if you've noticed, but I've left Telemundo alone the last few days. It's hard, very hard to do, since he keeps posting cwazy ****, as usual. The kooktard, and GOP is very strong in him. -- BDK BDK Klan leader? Former #1 kOOk Magnet (Title passed to Larnrod!) NJJ CLUB #1 Shillmaster |
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There is a Railroad line a few miles from me (I guess it is still there)
near the Five Points area where they bring new cars to Jackson.If I am ever in that area again, I will take a look see at them.There is another Railroad track only a mile and a half North of doggy's couch.I hear a Train blowing it's horn right now. cuhulin |
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In article telamon_spamshield-F50FC9.20330621042009
@newsclstr03.news.prodigy.net, lid says... In article , John Barnard wrote: BDK wrote: In article , says... BDK wrote: In article , says... BDK wrote: In article , says... BDK wrote: In article telamon_spamshield-86127A.14224511042009 @newsclstr02.news.prodigy.com, lid says... In article , BDK wrote: In article telamon_spamshield-2B2225.23183510042009 @newsclstr03.news.prodigy.net, lid says... In article , BDK wrote: In article telamon_spamshield-C54A21.16254610042009 @newsclstr03.news.prodigy.net, lid says... In article , Alric Knebel wrote: Telamon wrote: In article , Alric Knebel wrote: Telamon wrote: In article , "GOP Minefield" USA_ wrote: "kim" wrote in message ... On Tue, 7 Apr 2009 07:58:17 -0700, "GOP Minefield" USA_ wrote: wrote in message legro ups. com. .. Arab newspaper reports man with Al Jazeera ID planned to stab president Must work for FOX News. Real smart to bring a knife to a gunfight... Sounds like FOX. Sooner or later they are going to go way too far and Obama's going to spank their rosy little elitist asses. Could be just about any citizen of the USA. Not really. Such citizens would be far less than half. Last Nov maybe. I think we are well past the 50% point now. No. We're not. Not anywhere near it. The vast majority of the population aren't writhing with hatred. Sure they are and more with time. That's what your therapist said about your insanity. I explain the projection thing to you before and it figures you don't get it but go right ahead and tell us more about your therapy secessions. Maybe someone can figure out where that Kookaburra call syndrome you have came from. There's no projecting anything, Telemundoh. I'm not in need of therapy, unlike yourself. You seem to be totally unable to understand laughter, when it's directed at you. Odd, since you must be so familiar with it. There is plenty of projecting on your part posting an ignorant idiot you can't help it. Your anger is almost as funny as your Obama BC kooktardery. I wonder if the kids in his neighbourhood like to ride by and shriek out "crazy ol' Telamon!". Every neighbourhood seems to have a cranky old man. I wouldn't be surprised if he was that kind of guy. We had one in the neighborhood I grew up in, one day my dog got loose, and he started chasing my dog around with a pitchfork! I ended up taking the pitchfork away from him and explaining to him that if he did anything to my dog, it would be bad for his health. He called the cops, who told me he was famous for that kind of ****, and they warned him to call them, or animal control, but not to do anything to the dog, or they would arrest him, after I got through with him. I was only 14 or 15, but was about 8" taller than him and probably weighed twice what he did, so he never did anything again. We presently have a local old coot who accuses people of not picking up after their dog when they crap on his lawn. One day about 5 years ago, I walked past his house, and my dog ****ed on this rock he has with his street number on it, and we moved on. About 10 minutes later, he comes flying up in his car, and starts screaming at me, "Your dog crapped on my lawn!". I said, "No, he hasn't crapped yet on this walk!" He kept on raving, so I said, "OK, let's see this pile he supposedly left!", and I started walking back to his house. In the front yard was a HUGE pile, both in amount, and more importantly, DIAMETER, and I just laughed. He got all wound up and I finally just had to ask, "If you think that pile came out of this dog, you're obviously senile!". He called me all kinds of names and went into the house. Eventually, the "crapping" became an obsession with him, and he pushed me too far one day when he pulled up in his car, and I flung the nice hot bag into his car, and he called the cops, who took my side, ****ing him off even further. He followed me home one day, and the calls started. The guy's wife kept telling him he was taking it too far, but he didn't listen, and finally the cops told him to stop the insanity, or they would arrest him. Him showing the cops a giant pile, and claiming my dog produced it didn't help his case, as he made the cops crack up, and say, "You've got to be kidding, that pile came out of a 100 pound dog, minimum!" He accused the cops of being in "cahoots" with me, in a plot to crap on his lawn. He conveniently ignored the 100 pound dogs living across the street from him, and a couple doors down in each direction, thinking my 50 pound dog was the culprit. The cops told him, if he agreed to pay for it, they would run a DNA test on my dog to prove or disprove his claims. If my dog was the one, I would pay for it. He wouldn't do it, because the cops "were in cahoots" with me, so the test would be negative. Of course. Now, he accuses another neighbor, with an even smaller dog! Telemundoh strikes me as the same kind of guy. Damn, now that's too funny! Yeah, that's Telemundoh! in a nutshell. Cantankerous, and way too out of it to point in the right direction. But I'm betting that he had a good tea party today. Hanging out with all the kooktards, little pinky pointing out as he's drinking his kooktardic tea. For good measure, I'll leave him a link that he can relate to: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jeffre...eory-conserv_b _186798.html Here's a funny vid about a "Death Camp", I don't know if you've seen it, but to sane folks it's the AMTRAK Beech Grove Shops, and if you are nice, you can tour the place: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P-hvPJPTi4 I liked the black helicopter flying overhead - now that's the stuff of conspiracies! Oh yeah! There's a vid someplace of rail cars with "shackles" inside them. The kooks claim these are for "prisoners". Sane people know that in an auto transporter car, AKA an autorack, something has to hold the cars to keep them from bouncing around. In the kooktardic universe, the cars remain still, all by themselves. After all, they are awfully heavy, aren't they? I guess the kooktards don't believe in the laws of physics. Inertia - who could possibly take that seriously!?! ;-) There are no boundaries to kooktardic thought. They can make up all the bull**** they want, and there is almost always at least one other kooktard who swallows it completely. I don't know if you've noticed, but I've left Telemundo alone the last few days. It's hard, very hard to do, since he keeps posting cwazy ****, as usual. The kooktard, and GOP is very strong in him. I'm almost starting to feel a little pity for Telemundoh! It is difficult to leave him be and I hate to see unanswered kooktardery. I have no pity for you kook'tard. You reap what you sow and for you that's BS. LOL. Such irony, Telemundo. You've never seen a quote from a Republican you haven't taken as gospel. Do you believe that the chains in autoracks are for people? After all, you probably believe the laws of physics are a commie plot to wreck our economy. Or something equally as whacky. The kooktard is so very strong in you. -- BDK BDK Klan leader? Former #1 kOOk Magnet (Title passed to Larnrod!) NJJ CLUB #1 Shillmaster |
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In article ,
BDK wrote: In article telamon_spamshield-F50FC9.20330621042009 @newsclstr03.news.prodigy.net, lid says... In article , John Barnard wrote: BDK wrote: In article , says... BDK wrote: In article , says... BDK wrote: In article , says... BDK wrote: In article telamon_spamshield-86127A.14224511042009 @newsclstr02.news.prodigy.com, lid says... In article , BDK wrote: In article telamon_spamshield-2B2225.23183510042009 @newsclstr03.news.prodigy.net, lid says... In article , BDK wrote: In article telamon_spamshield-C54A21.16254610042009 @newsclstr03.news.prodigy.net, lid says... In article , Alric Knebel wrote: Telamon wrote: In article , Alric Knebel wrote: Telamon wrote: In article , "GOP Minefield" USA_ wrote: "kim" wrote in message ... On Tue, 7 Apr 2009 07:58:17 -0700, "GOP Minefield" USA_ wrote: wrote in message news:7475df4a-a932-412a-bf2e-413aaa26b179@r37g2000yqn. goog legro ups. com. .. Arab newspaper reports man with Al Jazeera ID planned to stab president Must work for FOX News. Real smart to bring a knife to a gunfight... Sounds like FOX. Sooner or later they are going to go way too far and Obama's going to spank their rosy little elitist asses. Could be just about any citizen of the USA. Not really. Such citizens would be far less than half. Last Nov maybe. I think we are well past the 50% point now. No. We're not. Not anywhere near it. The vast majority of the population aren't writhing with hatred. Sure they are and more with time. That's what your therapist said about your insanity. I explain the projection thing to you before and it figures you don't get it but go right ahead and tell us more about your therapy secessions. Maybe someone can figure out where that Kookaburra call syndrome you have came from. There's no projecting anything, Telemundoh. I'm not in need of therapy, unlike yourself. You seem to be totally unable to understand laughter, when it's directed at you. Odd, since you must be so familiar with it. There is plenty of projecting on your part posting an ignorant idiot you can't help it. Your anger is almost as funny as your Obama BC kooktardery. I wonder if the kids in his neighbourhood like to ride by and shriek out "crazy ol' Telamon!". Every neighbourhood seems to have a cranky old man. I wouldn't be surprised if he was that kind of guy. We had one in the neighborhood I grew up in, one day my dog got loose, and he started chasing my dog around with a pitchfork! I ended up taking the pitchfork away from him and explaining to him that if he did anything to my dog, it would be bad for his health. He called the cops, who told me he was famous for that kind of ****, and they warned him to call them, or animal control, but not to do anything to the dog, or they would arrest him, after I got through with him. I was only 14 or 15, but was about 8" taller than him and probably weighed twice what he did, so he never did anything again. We presently have a local old coot who accuses people of not picking up after their dog when they crap on his lawn. One day about 5 years ago, I walked past his house, and my dog ****ed on this rock he has with his street number on it, and we moved on. About 10 minutes later, he comes flying up in his car, and starts screaming at me, "Your dog crapped on my lawn!". I said, "No, he hasn't crapped yet on this walk!" He kept on raving, so I said, "OK, let's see this pile he supposedly left!", and I started walking back to his house. In the front yard was a HUGE pile, both in amount, and more importantly, DIAMETER, and I just laughed. He got all wound up and I finally just had to ask, "If you think that pile came out of this dog, you're obviously senile!". He called me all kinds of names and went into the house. Eventually, the "crapping" became an obsession with him, and he pushed me too far one day when he pulled up in his car, and I flung the nice hot bag into his car, and he called the cops, who took my side, ****ing him off even further. He followed me home one day, and the calls started. The guy's wife kept telling him he was taking it too far, but he didn't listen, and finally the cops told him to stop the insanity, or they would arrest him. Him showing the cops a giant pile, and claiming my dog produced it didn't help his case, as he made the cops crack up, and say, "You've got to be kidding, that pile came out of a 100 pound dog, minimum!" He accused the cops of being in "cahoots" with me, in a plot to crap on his lawn. He conveniently ignored the 100 pound dogs living across the street from him, and a couple doors down in each direction, thinking my 50 pound dog was the culprit. The cops told him, if he agreed to pay for it, they would run a DNA test on my dog to prove or disprove his claims. If my dog was the one, I would pay for it. He wouldn't do it, because the cops "were in cahoots" with me, so the test would be negative. Of course. Now, he accuses another neighbor, with an even smaller dog! Telemundoh strikes me as the same kind of guy. Damn, now that's too funny! Yeah, that's Telemundoh! in a nutshell. Cantankerous, and way too out of it to point in the right direction. But I'm betting that he had a good tea party today. Hanging out with all the kooktards, little pinky pointing out as he's drinking his kooktardic tea. For good measure, I'll leave him a link that he can relate to: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jeffre...y-theory-conse rv_b _186798.html Here's a funny vid about a "Death Camp", I don't know if you've seen it, but to sane folks it's the AMTRAK Beech Grove Shops, and if you are nice, you can tour the place: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P-hvPJPTi4 I liked the black helicopter flying overhead - now that's the stuff of conspiracies! Oh yeah! There's a vid someplace of rail cars with "shackles" inside them. The kooks claim these are for "prisoners". Sane people know that in an auto transporter car, AKA an autorack, something has to hold the cars to keep them from bouncing around. In the kooktardic universe, the cars remain still, all by themselves. After all, they are awfully heavy, aren't they? I guess the kooktards don't believe in the laws of physics. Inertia - who could possibly take that seriously!?! ;-) There are no boundaries to kooktardic thought. They can make up all the bull**** they want, and there is almost always at least one other kooktard who swallows it completely. I don't know if you've noticed, but I've left Telemundo alone the last few days. It's hard, very hard to do, since he keeps posting cwazy ****, as usual. The kooktard, and GOP is very strong in him. I'm almost starting to feel a little pity for Telemundoh! It is difficult to leave him be and I hate to see unanswered kooktardery. I have no pity for you kook'tard. You reap what you sow and for you that's BS. LOL. Such irony, Telemundo. You've never seen a quote from a Republican you haven't taken as gospel. I'm not a republican you twit. Do you believe that the chains in autoracks are for people? After all, you probably believe the laws of physics are a commie plot to wreck our economy. Or something equally as whacky. You sure have strange ideas. Where does this perverse stuff come from anyway? Don't answer, that's a rhetorical question. The kooktard is so very strong in you. Just let go and use the force Darth Kookaburra. -- Telamon Ventura, California |
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@newsclstr03.news.prodigy.net, lid says... In article , BDK wrote: In article telamon_spamshield-F50FC9.20330621042009 @newsclstr03.news.prodigy.net, lid says... In article , John Barnard wrote: BDK wrote: In article , says... BDK wrote: In article , says... BDK wrote: In article , says... BDK wrote: In article telamon_spamshield-86127A.14224511042009 @newsclstr02.news.prodigy.com, lid says... In article , BDK wrote: In article telamon_spamshield-2B2225.23183510042009 @newsclstr03.news.prodigy.net, lid says... In article , BDK wrote: In article telamon_spamshield-C54A21.16254610042009 @newsclstr03.news.prodigy.net, lid says... In article , Alric Knebel wrote: Telamon wrote: In article , Alric Knebel wrote: Telamon wrote: In article , "GOP Minefield" USA_ wrote: "kim" wrote in message ... On Tue, 7 Apr 2009 07:58:17 -0700, "GOP Minefield" USA_ wrote: wrote in message news:7475df4a-a932-412a-bf2e-413aaa26b179@r37g2000yqn. goog legro ups. com. .. Arab newspaper reports man with Al Jazeera ID planned to stab president Must work for FOX News. Real smart to bring a knife to a gunfight... Sounds like FOX. Sooner or later they are going to go way too far and Obama's going to spank their rosy little elitist asses. Could be just about any citizen of the USA. Not really. Such citizens would be far less than half. Last Nov maybe. I think we are well past the 50% point now. No. We're not. Not anywhere near it. The vast majority of the population aren't writhing with hatred. Sure they are and more with time. That's what your therapist said about your insanity. I explain the projection thing to you before and it figures you don't get it but go right ahead and tell us more about your therapy secessions. Maybe someone can figure out where that Kookaburra call syndrome you have came from. There's no projecting anything, Telemundoh. I'm not in need of therapy, unlike yourself. You seem to be totally unable to understand laughter, when it's directed at you. Odd, since you must be so familiar with it. There is plenty of projecting on your part posting an ignorant idiot you can't help it. Your anger is almost as funny as your Obama BC kooktardery. I wonder if the kids in his neighbourhood like to ride by and shriek out "crazy ol' Telamon!". Every neighbourhood seems to have a cranky old man. I wouldn't be surprised if he was that kind of guy. We had one in the neighborhood I grew up in, one day my dog got loose, and he started chasing my dog around with a pitchfork! I ended up taking the pitchfork away from him and explaining to him that if he did anything to my dog, it would be bad for his health. He called the cops, who told me he was famous for that kind of ****, and they warned him to call them, or animal control, but not to do anything to the dog, or they would arrest him, after I got through with him. I was only 14 or 15, but was about 8" taller than him and probably weighed twice what he did, so he never did anything again. We presently have a local old coot who accuses people of not picking up after their dog when they crap on his lawn. One day about 5 years ago, I walked past his house, and my dog ****ed on this rock he has with his street number on it, and we moved on. About 10 minutes later, he comes flying up in his car, and starts screaming at me, "Your dog crapped on my lawn!". I said, "No, he hasn't crapped yet on this walk!" He kept on raving, so I said, "OK, let's see this pile he supposedly left!", and I started walking back to his house. In the front yard was a HUGE pile, both in amount, and more importantly, DIAMETER, and I just laughed. He got all wound up and I finally just had to ask, "If you think that pile came out of this dog, you're obviously senile!". He called me all kinds of names and went into the house. Eventually, the "crapping" became an obsession with him, and he pushed me too far one day when he pulled up in his car, and I flung the nice hot bag into his car, and he called the cops, who took my side, ****ing him off even further. He followed me home one day, and the calls started. The guy's wife kept telling him he was taking it too far, but he didn't listen, and finally the cops told him to stop the insanity, or they would arrest him. Him showing the cops a giant pile, and claiming my dog produced it didn't help his case, as he made the cops crack up, and say, "You've got to be kidding, that pile came out of a 100 pound dog, minimum!" He accused the cops of being in "cahoots" with me, in a plot to crap on his lawn. He conveniently ignored the 100 pound dogs living across the street from him, and a couple doors down in each direction, thinking my 50 pound dog was the culprit. The cops told him, if he agreed to pay for it, they would run a DNA test on my dog to prove or disprove his claims. If my dog was the one, I would pay for it. He wouldn't do it, because the cops "were in cahoots" with me, so the test would be negative. Of course. Now, he accuses another neighbor, with an even smaller dog! Telemundoh strikes me as the same kind of guy. Damn, now that's too funny! Yeah, that's Telemundoh! in a nutshell. Cantankerous, and way too out of it to point in the right direction. But I'm betting that he had a good tea party today. Hanging out with all the kooktards, little pinky pointing out as he's drinking his kooktardic tea. For good measure, I'll leave him a link that he can relate to: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jeffre...y-theory-conse rv_b _186798.html Here's a funny vid about a "Death Camp", I don't know if you've seen it, but to sane folks it's the AMTRAK Beech Grove Shops, and if you are nice, you can tour the place: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P-hvPJPTi4 I liked the black helicopter flying overhead - now that's the stuff of conspiracies! Oh yeah! There's a vid someplace of rail cars with "shackles" inside them. The kooks claim these are for "prisoners". Sane people know that in an auto transporter car, AKA an autorack, something has to hold the cars to keep them from bouncing around. In the kooktardic universe, the cars remain still, all by themselves. After all, they are awfully heavy, aren't they? I guess the kooktards don't believe in the laws of physics. Inertia - who could possibly take that seriously!?! ;-) There are no boundaries to kooktardic thought. They can make up all the bull**** they want, and there is almost always at least one other kooktard who swallows it completely. I don't know if you've noticed, but I've left Telemundo alone the last few days. It's hard, very hard to do, since he keeps posting cwazy ****, as usual. The kooktard, and GOP is very strong in him. I'm almost starting to feel a little pity for Telemundoh! It is difficult to leave him be and I hate to see unanswered kooktardery. I have no pity for you kook'tard. You reap what you sow and for you that's BS. LOL. Such irony, Telemundo. You've never seen a quote from a Republican you haven't taken as gospel. I'm not a republican you twit. Too liberal for you, eh, Telemundoh? Do you believe that the chains in autoracks are for people? After all, you probably believe the laws of physics are a commie plot to wreck our economy. Or something equally as whacky. You sure have strange ideas. Just stuff that is posted on the same sort of kookpages that have Obama BC stuff on them, and we both know where you stand on that story, don't we? Where does this perverse stuff come from anyway? 911 truth type kookpages. Where your kind of kooktard posts all kinds of comical stuff. Don't answer, that's a rhetorical question. You don't understand the concept, so I have to answer, or you'll just make up some crazy stuff like you usually do. The kooktard is so very strong in you. Just let go and use the force Darth Kookaburra. The force would be too close to reality for you. -- BDK BDK Klan leader? Former #1 kOOk Magnet (Title passed to Larnrod!) NJJ CLUB #1 Shillmaster |
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