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Telamon April 27th 09 05:05 AM

0baMa0 assassination plot
 
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Alric Knebel wrote:

Telamon wrote:
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Alric Knebel wrote:

Telamon wrote:
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,
"GOP Minefield" USA_

wrote:

"kim" wrote in message


m.
..
On Tue, 7 Apr 2009 07:58:17 -0700, "GOP
Minefield"
USA_
wrote:

wrote
in
message

news:7475df4a-a932-412a-bf2e-413aaa26b
179@r37g 2000 yqn. goog
legro ups. com. ..
Arab newspaper reports man with
Al Jazeera ID planned to
stab president Must
work for FOX News. Real smart
to bring a knife to a gunfight...
Sounds like FOX. Sooner or later
they are going to go way too
far and Obama's going to spank
their rosy little elitist asses.
Could be just about any citizen of
the USA.
Not really. Such citizens would be
far less than half.
Last Nov maybe. I think we are well
past the 50% point now.
No. We're not. Not anywhere near it.
The vast majority of the population
aren't writhing with hatred.
Sure they are and more with time.


That's what your therapist said about
your insanity.
I explain the projection thing to you
before and it figures you don't get it but
go right ahead and tell us more about your
therapy secessions. Maybe someone can
figure out where that Kookaburra call
syndrome you have came from.


There's no projecting anything, Telemundoh.
I'm not in need of therapy, unlike
yourself.

You seem to be totally unable to understand
laughter, when it's directed at you. Odd,
since you must be so familiar with it.
There is plenty of projecting on your part
posting an ignorant idiot you can't help it.


Your anger is almost as funny as your Obama
BC kooktardery.
I wonder if the kids in his neighbourhood like
to ride by and shriek out "crazy ol'
Telamon!". Every neighbourhood seems to have a
cranky old man.


I wouldn't be surprised if he was that kind of
guy.

We had one in the neighborhood I grew up in,
one day my dog got loose, and he started
chasing my dog around with a pitchfork! I ended
up taking the pitchfork away from him and
explaining to him that if he did anything to my
dog, it would be bad for his health. He called
the cops, who told me he was famous for that
kind of ****, and they warned him to call them,
or animal control, but not to do anything to
the dog, or they would arrest him, after I got
through with him. I was only 14 or 15, but was
about 8" taller than him and probably weighed
twice what he did, so he never did anything
again.

We presently have a local old coot who accuses
people of not picking up after their dog when
they crap on his lawn. One day about 5 years
ago, I walked past his house, and my dog ****ed
on this rock he has with his street number on
it, and we moved on. About 10 minutes later, he
comes flying up in his car, and starts
screaming at me, "Your dog crapped on my
lawn!". I said, "No, he hasn't crapped yet on
this walk!" He kept on raving, so I said, "OK,
let's see this pile he supposedly left!", and I
started walking back to his house. In the front
yard was a HUGE pile, both in amount, and more
importantly, DIAMETER, and I just laughed. He
got all wound up and I finally just had to ask,
"If you think that pile came out of this dog,
you're obviously senile!". He called me all
kinds of names and went into the house.
Eventually, the "crapping" became an obsession
with him, and he pushed me too far one day when
he pulled up in his car, and I flung the nice
hot bag into his car, and he called the cops,
who took my side, ****ing him off even further.
He followed me home one day, and the calls
started. The guy's wife kept telling him he was
taking it too far, but he didn't listen, and
finally the cops told him to stop the insanity,
or they would arrest him. Him showing the cops
a giant pile, and claiming my dog produced it
didn't help his case, as he made the cops crack
up, and say, "You've got to be kidding, that
pile came out of a 100 pound dog, minimum!" He
accused the cops of being in "cahoots" with me,
in a plot to crap on his lawn. He conveniently
ignored the 100 pound dogs living across the
street from him, and a couple doors down in
each direction, thinking my 50 pound dog was
the culprit. The cops told him, if he agreed to
pay for it, they would run a DNA test on my dog
to prove or disprove his claims. If my dog was
the one, I would pay for it. He wouldn't do it,
because the cops "were in cahoots" with me, so
the test would be negative.

Of course. Now, he accuses another neighbor,
with an even smaller dog!

Telemundoh strikes me as the same kind of guy.
Damn, now that's too funny! Yeah, that's
Telemundoh! in a nutshell. Cantankerous, and way
too out of it to point in the right direction.
But I'm betting that he had a good tea party
today. Hanging out with all the kooktards,
little pinky pointing out as he's drinking his
kooktardic tea.

For good measure, I'll leave him a link that he
can relate to:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jeffrey-feldman/con
spiracy- theo ry-c onse rv_b _186798.html



Here's a funny vid about a "Death Camp", I don't
know if you've seen it, but to sane folks it's
the AMTRAK Beech Grove Shops, and if you are
nice, you can tour the place:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P-hvPJPTi4

I liked the black helicopter flying overhead - now
that's the stuff of conspiracies!


Oh yeah! There's a vid someplace of rail cars with
"shackles" inside them. The kooks claim these are
for "prisoners". Sane people know that in an auto
transporter car, AKA an autorack, something has to
hold the cars to keep them from bouncing around. In
the kooktardic universe, the cars remain still, all
by themselves. After all, they are awfully heavy,
aren't they?
I guess the kooktards don't believe in the laws of
physics. Inertia - who could possibly take that
seriously!?! ;-)

There are no boundaries to kooktardic thought. They
can make up all the bull**** they want, and there
is almost always at least one other kooktard who
swallows it completely.

I don't know if you've noticed, but I've left
Telemundo alone the last few days. It's hard, very
hard to do, since he keeps posting cwazy ****, as
usual. The kooktard, and GOP is very strong in him.
I'm almost starting to feel a little pity for
Telemundoh! It is difficult to leave him be and I
hate to see unanswered kooktardery.
I have no pity for you kook'tard. You reap what you sow
and for you that's BS.


LOL. Such irony, Telemundo. You've never seen a quote
from a Republican you haven't taken as gospel.
I'm not a republican you twit.
Too liberal for you, eh, Telemundoh?
Yes.
Of course. Hitler probably was too.
Figures you would be a Hitler lover.
I'm not a Hitler lover, he was way closer to you, politically, and
probably about as crazy as he was too.....


Do you believe that the chains in autoracks are for
people? After all, you probably believe the laws of
physics are a commie plot to wreck our economy. Or
something equally as whacky.
You sure have strange ideas.
Just stuff that is posted on the same sort of kookpages that
have Obama BC stuff on them, and we both know where you stand
on that story, don't we?
This is something you continually wallow in so it becomes a
part of you.
I read them for fun, you read them, and believe them. Such is the
way of the kooktardish.
You read them because you are full of it and you want to stay that
way.
I read them to laugh, like I do when I read your posts.

Where does this perverse stuff come from anyway?
911 truth type kookpages. Where your kind of kooktard posts
all kinds of comical stuff.
I don't know what you are talking about here.
BWHAHAHAHA! It's not nice to lie. Where else would you have
picked up some of the nonsense you continually spout?
The call of the Kookaburra.

Sorry buddy, this is your line of crap not mine. I'm sure you know
all about what you reference. This is just you projecting again.
From the stuff you posted recently, that most certainly is a lie.
Nothing you say really shocks me at this point, Telemundoh, but it
still amuses me.

Don't answer, that's a rhetorical question.
You don't understand the concept, so I have to answer, or
you'll just make up some crazy stuff like you usually do.


The kooktard is so very strong in you.
Just let go and use the force Darth Kookaburra.
The force would be too close to reality for you.
The closest I come to the Kook force is you Darth Kookaburra.


You wish it was true, in real life, you're a life member of the
Kooktardic Institute.
This is just you projecting again.
It's a sure bet, that's what it is.


That you are projecting, sure thing. Well agree on something.

Me? I'm just an NRA member. No kooktardism like the Obama BC
horsehockey here.
Being in the NRA means nothing you kook. All you have to do is pay
a fee to be a member.
LOL, it's the only club/association/society I belong to presently,
well, except for the humane society. I bet you belong to all kinds of
right wing kooktardic groups with a very select membership, right?


I belong to organizations like ieee and technical users groups. You are
either an engineer, use certain technology, or live in the area so the
membership is somewhat select. No kook's like you would be put up with.


Those organizations obviously have to put up with you!


SNIP

No they don't have to put up with me. If I behaved like you or BDK I
would be out in a flash.

Were those organizations prime recruiting grounds for your BC kooktardery?


Those groups are places to go and meet normal people that are not kooky
like you for instance. Now go and finnish your Kook-aid kookaburra Jr.

--
Telamon
Ventura, California

Telamon April 27th 09 05:07 AM

(OT) : The Juan Kook-A-Burra Klan Ass-in-the-Nation Award Goes To . . .
 
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,
"~ RHF" wrote:

On Apr 26, 6:12*pm, John Barnard wrote:
Telamon wrote:
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*BDK wrote:


snip, Snip. SNIP !

chop, Chop. CHOP !

delete, Delete. DELETE !

This Message was 18 Carits [] Deep
and full of Juan Kook-A-Burras ~ RHF


How hypocritical coming from the punctuation'tard.

--
Telamon
Ventura, California

Telamon April 27th 09 05:12 AM

0baMa0 assassination plot
 
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John Barnard wrote:

Telamon wrote:
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Telamon wrote:
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Alric Knebel wrote:

Telamon wrote:
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,
Alric Knebel wrote:

Telamon wrote:
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"GOP Minefield" USA_
wrote:

"kim" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 7 Apr 2009 07:58:17 -0700, "GOP Minefield"
USA_
wrote:

wrote in message
news:7475df4a-a932-412a-bf2e-413aaa26b179@r37g2000yqn.
go
og
legro
ups.
com.
..
Arab newspaper reports man with Al Jazeera ID
planned
to
stab
president
Must work for FOX News.

Real smart to bring a knife to a gunfight...
Sounds like FOX. Sooner or later they are going to go
way
too
far
and
Obama's going to spank their rosy little elitist asses.
Could be just about any citizen of the USA.
Not really. Such citizens would be far less than half.
Last Nov maybe. I think we are well past the 50% point
now.
No. We're not. Not anywhere near it. The vast majority
of
the
population aren't writhing with hatred.
Sure they are and more with time.


That's what your therapist said about your insanity.
I explain the projection thing to you before and it figures
you
don't
get it but go right ahead and tell us more about your therapy
secessions. Maybe someone can figure out where that Kookaburra
call
syndrome you have came from.


There's no projecting anything, Telemundoh. I'm not in need of
therapy,
unlike yourself.

You seem to be totally unable to understand laughter, when it's
directed
at you. Odd, since you must be so familiar with it.
There is plenty of projecting on your part posting an ignorant
idiot
you
can't help it.


Your anger is almost as funny as your Obama BC kooktardery.
I wonder if the kids in his neighbourhood like to ride by and
shriek
out
"crazy ol' Telamon!". Every neighbourhood seems to have a cranky
old
man.


I wouldn't be surprised if he was that kind of guy.

We had one in the neighborhood I grew up in, one day my dog got
loose,
and he started chasing my dog around with a pitchfork! I ended up
taking
the pitchfork away from him and explaining to him that if he did
anything to my dog, it would be bad for his health. He called the
cops,
who told me he was famous for that kind of ****, and they warned
him
to
call them, or animal control, but not to do anything to the dog, or
they
would arrest him, after I got through with him. I was only 14 or
15,
but
was about 8" taller than him and probably weighed twice what he
did,
so
he never did anything again.

We presently have a local old coot who accuses people of not
picking
up
after their dog when they crap on his lawn. One day about 5 years
ago,
I
walked past his house, and my dog ****ed on this rock he has with
his
street number on it, and we moved on. About 10 minutes later, he
comes
flying up in his car, and starts screaming at me, "Your dog crapped
on
my lawn!". I said, "No, he hasn't crapped yet on this walk!" He
kept
on
raving, so I said, "OK, let's see this pile he supposedly left!",
and
I
started walking back to his house. In the front yard was a HUGE
pile,
both in amount, and more importantly, DIAMETER, and I just laughed.
He
got all wound up and I finally just had to ask, "If you think that
pile
came out of this dog, you're obviously senile!". He called me all
kinds
of names and went into the house. Eventually, the "crapping" became
an
obsession with him, and he pushed me too far one day when he pulled
up
in his car, and I flung the nice hot bag into his car, and he
called
the
cops, who took my side, ****ing him off even further. He followed
me
home one day, and the calls started. The guy's wife kept telling
him
he
was taking it too far, but he didn't listen, and finally the cops
told
him to stop the insanity, or they would arrest him. Him showing the
cops
a giant pile, and claiming my dog produced it didn't help his case,
as
he made the cops crack up, and say, "You've got to be kidding, that
pile
came out of a 100 pound dog, minimum!" He accused the cops of being
in
"cahoots" with me, in a plot to crap on his lawn. He conveniently
ignored the 100 pound dogs living across the street from him, and a
couple doors down in each direction, thinking my 50 pound dog was
the
culprit. The cops told him, if he agreed to pay for it, they would
run
a
DNA test on my dog to prove or disprove his claims. If my dog was
the
one, I would pay for it. He wouldn't do it, because the cops "were
in
cahoots" with me, so the test would be negative.

Of course. Now, he accuses another neighbor, with an even smaller
dog!

Telemundoh strikes me as the same kind of guy.
Damn, now that's too funny! Yeah, that's Telemundoh! in a nutshell.
Cantankerous, and way too out of it to point in the right direction.
But
I'm betting that he had a good tea party today. Hanging out with all
the
kooktards, little pinky pointing out as he's drinking his kooktardic
tea.

For good measure, I'll leave him a link that he can relate to:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jeffre...y-theory-conse
rv
_b
_186798.html



Here's a funny vid about a "Death Camp", I don't know if you've seen
it,
but to sane folks it's the AMTRAK Beech Grove Shops, and if you are
nice, you can tour the place:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P-hvPJPTi4

I liked the black helicopter flying overhead - now that's the stuff of
conspiracies!


Oh yeah! There's a vid someplace of rail cars with "shackles" inside
them. The kooks claim these are for "prisoners". Sane people know that
in an auto transporter car, AKA an autorack, something has to hold the
cars to keep them from bouncing around. In the kooktardic universe, the
cars remain still, all by themselves. After all, they are awfully
heavy,
aren't they?
I guess the kooktards don't believe in the laws of physics. Inertia -
who could possibly take that seriously!?! ;-)

There are no boundaries to kooktardic thought. They can make up all the
bull**** they want, and there is almost always at least one other
kooktard who swallows it completely.

I don't know if you've noticed, but I've left Telemundo alone the last
few days. It's hard, very hard to do, since he keeps posting cwazy
****,
as usual. The kooktard, and GOP is very strong in him.
I'm almost starting to feel a little pity for Telemundoh! It is
difficult to leave him be and I hate to see unanswered kooktardery.
I have no pity for you kook'tard. You reap what you sow and for you
that's BS.

Fine with me as I'm not the one who needs a healthy dose of meds and
pity. Be careful with the "reap and sow" ... those words will invariably
come back to haunt you, "your porky kookitude".


Since you have the out of whack belief system you are the one in need of
psychotropic drugs Kookaburra Jr. and you just Troll for trouble so
stick it where it don't shine.


Let's see - who is the one doing the Obama BC kooktardery? Oh yeah, it's
you! What can I say?


Nothing that you haven't already said a dozen times.

I hate to see a conspiracy not get shot down!


Looks like it is still going to me.

Next you'll be telling us about the sinister purpose of aglets!


Figures you would be having trouble tying your shoes. Maybe your Mom can
help you out there.

--
Telamon
Ventura, California

Telamon April 27th 09 05:19 AM

(OT) : Oops We Got Another Juan Kook-A-Burra Thread . . . Prez Obama -says- Stay-Out the Kook-A-Burras !
 
In article
,
"~ RHF" wrote:

On Apr 25, 5:12*pm, Telamon
wrote:
In article
,
*"~ RHF" wrote:



On Apr 25, 3:24*pm, Telamon
wrote:
In article ,
*John Barnard wrote:


Fine with me as I'm not the one who needs a healthy dose of meds and
pity. Be careful with the "reap and sow" ... those words will
invariably
come back to haunt you, "your porky kookitude".


Since you have the out of whack belief system you are the one in need
of
psychotropic drugs Kookaburra Jr. and you just Troll for trouble so
stick it where it don't shine.


BTW, has your militia come with a new BC strategy? The old's smelling
a
little stale.


You are the one steeped in kookery so answer your own question loser.


--
Telamon
Ventura, California


- - (OT) : Oops We Got Another Juan Kook-A-Burra Thread . . .
- - that now is approaching 100 Posts !
- - *.
- - Collectively They Are {He} . . .
- - He's A Juan KookaBurra ! ! !
- - Juan Kook-A-Bur-Ra-Ra-Ra . . .
- - For He's A Juan KookaBurra ! ! !
- - *.
- - Let's All Sing Along . . .
- - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ4NOXz3gjA
- - *.
- - Prez Obama -says- Stay-Out the Kook-A-Burras ! ~ RHF
- - .
- - .

- It's an old thread you retard.
-
Telamon - Spoken like a good little Juan Kook-A-Burra ~ RHF
.


Spoken like the retard you are.

And by the way dumb ass this -- is a signature termination that most
news readers use to determine the body from the sig so stop using it to
note quoted content you punctuation idiot. And yes I noted the space
between them.

--
Telamon
Ventura, California

~ RHF April 27th 09 10:33 PM

(OT) : The Juan Kook-A-Burra Klan Ass-in-the-Nation Award Goes To. . .
 
On Apr 26, 9:07*pm, Telamon
wrote:
In article
,
*"~ RHF" wrote:

On Apr 26, 6:12*pm, John Barnard wrote:
Telamon wrote:
In article ,
*BDK wrote:


snip, Snip. SNIP !


chop, Chop. CHOP !


delete, Delete. DELETE !


This Message was 18 Carits [] Deep
and full of Juan Kook-A-Burras ~ RHF


How hypocritical coming from the punctuation'tard.

--
Telamon
Ventura, California


El Telamunduh ! - TRIM IT ! [Carits ""]
Before You Reply ~ RHF

Telamon April 28th 09 04:18 AM

(OT) : The Juan Kook-A-Burra Klan Ass-in-the-Nation Award Goes To . . .
 
In article
,
"~ RHF" wrote:

On Apr 26, 9:07*pm, Telamon
wrote:
In article
,
*"~ RHF" wrote:

On Apr 26, 6:12*pm, John Barnard wrote:
Telamon wrote:
In article ,
*BDK wrote:


snip, Snip. SNIP !


chop, Chop. CHOP !


delete, Delete. DELETE !


This Message was 18 Carits [] Deep
and full of Juan Kook-A-Burras ~ RHF


How hypocritical coming from the punctuation'tard.


El Telamunduh ! - TRIM IT ! [Carits ""]
Before You Reply ~ RHF
.


Get lost retard.

--
Telamon
Ventura, California

Telamon April 28th 09 04:35 AM

0baMa0 assassination plot
 
In article ,
John Barnard wrote:

Telamon wrote:
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John Barnard wrote:

Telamon wrote:
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BDK wrote:

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lid says...
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BDK wrote:

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BDK wrote:
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,
BDK wrote:

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lid says...
In article

m,
BDK wrote:

In article
telamon_spamshield-C54A21.16254610042009
@newsclstr03.news.prodigy.net,
lid says...
In article
,
Alric Knebel wrote:

Telamon wrote:
In article

,
Alric Knebel wrote:

Telamon wrote:
In article
,
"GOP Minefield" USA_

wrote:

"kim" wrote in message


m.
..
On Tue, 7 Apr 2009 07:58:17 -0700, "GOP
Minefield"
USA_
wrote:

wrote
in
message

news:7475df4a-a932-412a-bf2e-413aaa26b
179@r37g 2000 yqn. goog
legro ups. com. ..
Arab newspaper reports man with
Al Jazeera ID planned to
stab president Must
work for FOX News. Real smart
to bring a knife to a gunfight...
Sounds like FOX. Sooner or later
they are going to go way too
far and Obama's going to spank
their rosy little elitist asses.
Could be just about any citizen of
the USA.
Not really. Such citizens would be
far less than half.
Last Nov maybe. I think we are well
past the 50% point now.
No. We're not. Not anywhere near it.
The vast majority of the population
aren't writhing with hatred.
Sure they are and more with time.


That's what your therapist said about
your insanity.
I explain the projection thing to you
before and it figures you don't get it but
go right ahead and tell us more about your
therapy secessions. Maybe someone can
figure out where that Kookaburra call
syndrome you have came from.


There's no projecting anything, Telemundoh.
I'm not in need of therapy, unlike
yourself.

You seem to be totally unable to understand
laughter, when it's directed at you. Odd,
since you must be so familiar with it.
There is plenty of projecting on your part
posting an ignorant idiot you can't help it.


Your anger is almost as funny as your Obama
BC kooktardery.
I wonder if the kids in his neighbourhood like
to ride by and shriek out "crazy ol'
Telamon!". Every neighbourhood seems to have a
cranky old man.


I wouldn't be surprised if he was that kind of
guy.

We had one in the neighborhood I grew up in,
one day my dog got loose, and he started
chasing my dog around with a pitchfork! I ended
up taking the pitchfork away from him and
explaining to him that if he did anything to my
dog, it would be bad for his health. He called
the cops, who told me he was famous for that
kind of ****, and they warned him to call them,
or animal control, but not to do anything to
the dog, or they would arrest him, after I got
through with him. I was only 14 or 15, but was
about 8" taller than him and probably weighed
twice what he did, so he never did anything
again.

We presently have a local old coot who accuses
people of not picking up after their dog when
they crap on his lawn. One day about 5 years
ago, I walked past his house, and my dog ****ed
on this rock he has with his street number on
it, and we moved on. About 10 minutes later, he
comes flying up in his car, and starts
screaming at me, "Your dog crapped on my
lawn!". I said, "No, he hasn't crapped yet on
this walk!" He kept on raving, so I said, "OK,
let's see this pile he supposedly left!", and I
started walking back to his house. In the front
yard was a HUGE pile, both in amount, and more
importantly, DIAMETER, and I just laughed. He
got all wound up and I finally just had to ask,
"If you think that pile came out of this dog,
you're obviously senile!". He called me all
kinds of names and went into the house.
Eventually, the "crapping" became an obsession
with him, and he pushed me too far one day when
he pulled up in his car, and I flung the nice
hot bag into his car, and he called the cops,
who took my side, ****ing him off even further.
He followed me home one day, and the calls
started. The guy's wife kept telling him he was
taking it too far, but he didn't listen, and
finally the cops told him to stop the insanity,
or they would arrest him. Him showing the cops
a giant pile, and claiming my dog produced it
didn't help his case, as he made the cops crack
up, and say, "You've got to be kidding, that
pile came out of a 100 pound dog, minimum!" He
accused the cops of being in "cahoots" with me,
in a plot to crap on his lawn. He conveniently
ignored the 100 pound dogs living across the
street from him, and a couple doors down in
each direction, thinking my 50 pound dog was
the culprit. The cops told him, if he agreed to
pay for it, they would run a DNA test on my dog
to prove or disprove his claims. If my dog was
the one, I would pay for it. He wouldn't do it,
because the cops "were in cahoots" with me, so
the test would be negative.

Of course. Now, he accuses another neighbor,
with an even smaller dog!

Telemundoh strikes me as the same kind of guy.
Damn, now that's too funny! Yeah, that's
Telemundoh! in a nutshell. Cantankerous, and way
too out of it to point in the right direction.
But I'm betting that he had a good tea party
today. Hanging out with all the kooktards,
little pinky pointing out as he's drinking his
kooktardic tea.

For good measure, I'll leave him a link that he
can relate to:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jeffrey-feldman/con
spiracy- theo ry-c onse rv_b _186798.html



Here's a funny vid about a "Death Camp", I don't
know if you've seen it, but to sane folks it's
the AMTRAK Beech Grove Shops, and if you are
nice, you can tour the place:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P-hvPJPTi4

I liked the black helicopter flying overhead - now
that's the stuff of conspiracies!


Oh yeah! There's a vid someplace of rail cars with
"shackles" inside them. The kooks claim these are
for "prisoners". Sane people know that in an auto
transporter car, AKA an autorack, something has to
hold the cars to keep them from bouncing around. In
the kooktardic universe, the cars remain still, all
by themselves. After all, they are awfully heavy,
aren't they?
I guess the kooktards don't believe in the laws of
physics. Inertia - who could possibly take that
seriously!?! ;-)

There are no boundaries to kooktardic thought. They
can make up all the bull**** they want, and there
is almost always at least one other kooktard who
swallows it completely.

I don't know if you've noticed, but I've left
Telemundo alone the last few days. It's hard, very
hard to do, since he keeps posting cwazy ****, as
usual. The kooktard, and GOP is very strong in him.
I'm almost starting to feel a little pity for
Telemundoh! It is difficult to leave him be and I
hate to see unanswered kooktardery.
I have no pity for you kook'tard. You reap what you sow
and for you that's BS.


LOL. Such irony, Telemundo. You've never seen a quote
from a Republican you haven't taken as gospel.
I'm not a republican you twit.
Too liberal for you, eh, Telemundoh?
Yes.
Of course. Hitler probably was too.
Figures you would be a Hitler lover.
I'm not a Hitler lover, he was way closer to you, politically, and
probably about as crazy as he was too.....


Do you believe that the chains in autoracks are for
people? After all, you probably believe the laws of
physics are a commie plot to wreck our economy. Or
something equally as whacky.
You sure have strange ideas.
Just stuff that is posted on the same sort of kookpages that
have Obama BC stuff on them, and we both know where you stand
on that story, don't we?
This is something you continually wallow in so it becomes a
part of you.
I read them for fun, you read them, and believe them. Such is the
way of the kooktardish.
You read them because you are full of it and you want to stay that
way.
I read them to laugh, like I do when I read your posts.

Where does this perverse stuff come from anyway?
911 truth type kookpages. Where your kind of kooktard posts
all kinds of comical stuff.
I don't know what you are talking about here.
BWHAHAHAHA! It's not nice to lie. Where else would you have
picked up some of the nonsense you continually spout?
The call of the Kookaburra.

Sorry buddy, this is your line of crap not mine. I'm sure you know
all about what you reference. This is just you projecting again.
From the stuff you posted recently, that most certainly is a lie.
Nothing you say really shocks me at this point, Telemundoh, but it
still amuses me.

Don't answer, that's a rhetorical question.
You don't understand the concept, so I have to answer, or
you'll just make up some crazy stuff like you usually do.


The kooktard is so very strong in you.
Just let go and use the force Darth Kookaburra.
The force would be too close to reality for you.
The closest I come to the Kook force is you Darth Kookaburra.


You wish it was true, in real life, you're a life member of the
Kooktardic Institute.
This is just you projecting again.
It's a sure bet, that's what it is.
That you are projecting, sure thing. Well agree on something.

Me? I'm just an NRA member. No kooktardism like the Obama BC
horsehockey here.
Being in the NRA means nothing you kook. All you have to do is pay
a fee to be a member.
LOL, it's the only club/association/society I belong to presently,
well, except for the humane society. I bet you belong to all kinds of
right wing kooktardic groups with a very select membership, right?
I belong to organizations like ieee and technical users groups. You are
either an engineer, use certain technology, or live in the area so the
membership is somewhat select. No kook's like you would be put up with.
Those organizations obviously have to put up with you!


SNIP

No they don't have to put up with me. If I behaved like you or BDK I
would be out in a flash.

Were those organizations prime recruiting grounds for your BC kooktardery?


Those groups are places to go and meet normal people that are not kooky
like you for instance. Now go and finnish your Kook-aid kookaburra Jr.


Let me guess - they all agree with you on the BC conspiracy. Which makes
them all abnormal. Like really does dissolve like and you can drown each
other in your various conspiracies.


Looks like president tele-prompter is having more problems.

http://www.politico.com/politico44/p...ead_of_prompte
r_3813cbcb-1e4a-44c6-b1e7-26017e7b70c2.html

--
Telamon
Ventura, California

[email protected] April 28th 09 05:53 AM

0baMa0 assassination plot
 
B HO joke thread - add your own.
http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/r...?ArtNum=262791

Haw Haw Haw.Move over doggy, I am fixin to cut the light and hit the
sack.You want a cookie?
cuhulin


John Barnard April 30th 09 12:51 AM

0baMa0 assassination plot
 
Telamon wrote:
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Telamon wrote:
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John Barnard wrote:

Telamon wrote:
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BDK wrote:

In article telamon_spamshield-9E2A4F.17104425042009
@newsclstr02.news.prodigy.com,
lid says...
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@newsclstr02.news.prodigy.com,
lid says...
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BDK wrote:

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@newsclstr03.news.prodigy.net,
lid says...
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BDK wrote:

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@newsclstr03.news.prodigy.net,
lid says...
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John Barnard wrote:

BDK wrote:
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says...
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@newsclstr02.news.prodigy.com,
lid says...
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,
BDK wrote:

In article
telamon_spamshield-2B2225.23183510042009
@newsclstr03.news.prodigy.net,
lid says...
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m,
BDK wrote:

In article
telamon_spamshield-C54A21.16254610042009
@newsclstr03.news.prodigy.net,
lid says...
In article
,
Alric Knebel wrote:

Telamon wrote:
In article

,
Alric Knebel wrote:

Telamon wrote:
In article
,
"GOP Minefield" USA_

wrote:

"kim" wrote in message


m.
..
On Tue, 7 Apr 2009 07:58:17 -0700, "GOP
Minefield"
USA_
wrote:

wrote
in
message

news:7475df4a-a932-412a-bf2e-413aaa26b
179@r37g 2000 yqn. goog
legro ups. com. ..
Arab newspaper reports man with
Al Jazeera ID planned to
stab president Must
work for FOX News. Real smart
to bring a knife to a gunfight...
Sounds like FOX. Sooner or later
they are going to go way too
far and Obama's going to spank
their rosy little elitist asses.
Could be just about any citizen of
the USA.
Not really. Such citizens would be
far less than half.
Last Nov maybe. I think we are well
past the 50% point now.
No. We're not. Not anywhere near it.
The vast majority of the population
aren't writhing with hatred.
Sure they are and more with time.


That's what your therapist said about
your insanity.
I explain the projection thing to you
before and it figures you don't get it but
go right ahead and tell us more about your
therapy secessions. Maybe someone can
figure out where that Kookaburra call
syndrome you have came from.


There's no projecting anything, Telemundoh.
I'm not in need of therapy, unlike
yourself.

You seem to be totally unable to understand
laughter, when it's directed at you. Odd,
since you must be so familiar with it.
There is plenty of projecting on your part
posting an ignorant idiot you can't help it.


Your anger is almost as funny as your Obama
BC kooktardery.
I wonder if the kids in his neighbourhood like
to ride by and shriek out "crazy ol'
Telamon!". Every neighbourhood seems to have a
cranky old man.


I wouldn't be surprised if he was that kind of
guy.

We had one in the neighborhood I grew up in,
one day my dog got loose, and he started
chasing my dog around with a pitchfork! I ended
up taking the pitchfork away from him and
explaining to him that if he did anything to my
dog, it would be bad for his health. He called
the cops, who told me he was famous for that
kind of ****, and they warned him to call them,
or animal control, but not to do anything to
the dog, or they would arrest him, after I got
through with him. I was only 14 or 15, but was
about 8" taller than him and probably weighed
twice what he did, so he never did anything
again.

We presently have a local old coot who accuses
people of not picking up after their dog when
they crap on his lawn. One day about 5 years
ago, I walked past his house, and my dog ****ed
on this rock he has with his street number on
it, and we moved on. About 10 minutes later, he
comes flying up in his car, and starts
screaming at me, "Your dog crapped on my
lawn!". I said, "No, he hasn't crapped yet on
this walk!" He kept on raving, so I said, "OK,
let's see this pile he supposedly left!", and I
started walking back to his house. In the front
yard was a HUGE pile, both in amount, and more
importantly, DIAMETER, and I just laughed. He
got all wound up and I finally just had to ask,
"If you think that pile came out of this dog,
you're obviously senile!". He called me all
kinds of names and went into the house.
Eventually, the "crapping" became an obsession
with him, and he pushed me too far one day when
he pulled up in his car, and I flung the nice
hot bag into his car, and he called the cops,
who took my side, ****ing him off even further.
He followed me home one day, and the calls
started. The guy's wife kept telling him he was
taking it too far, but he didn't listen, and
finally the cops told him to stop the insanity,
or they would arrest him. Him showing the cops
a giant pile, and claiming my dog produced it
didn't help his case, as he made the cops crack
up, and say, "You've got to be kidding, that
pile came out of a 100 pound dog, minimum!" He
accused the cops of being in "cahoots" with me,
in a plot to crap on his lawn. He conveniently
ignored the 100 pound dogs living across the
street from him, and a couple doors down in
each direction, thinking my 50 pound dog was
the culprit. The cops told him, if he agreed to
pay for it, they would run a DNA test on my dog
to prove or disprove his claims. If my dog was
the one, I would pay for it. He wouldn't do it,
because the cops "were in cahoots" with me, so
the test would be negative.

Of course. Now, he accuses another neighbor,
with an even smaller dog!

Telemundoh strikes me as the same kind of guy.
Damn, now that's too funny! Yeah, that's
Telemundoh! in a nutshell. Cantankerous, and way
too out of it to point in the right direction.
But I'm betting that he had a good tea party
today. Hanging out with all the kooktards,
little pinky pointing out as he's drinking his
kooktardic tea.

For good measure, I'll leave him a link that he
can relate to:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jeffrey-feldman/con
spiracy- theo ry-c onse rv_b _186798.html



Here's a funny vid about a "Death Camp", I don't
know if you've seen it, but to sane folks it's
the AMTRAK Beech Grove Shops, and if you are
nice, you can tour the place:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P-hvPJPTi4

I liked the black helicopter flying overhead - now
that's the stuff of conspiracies!


Oh yeah! There's a vid someplace of rail cars with
"shackles" inside them. The kooks claim these are
for "prisoners". Sane people know that in an auto
transporter car, AKA an autorack, something has to
hold the cars to keep them from bouncing around. In
the kooktardic universe, the cars remain still, all
by themselves. After all, they are awfully heavy,
aren't they?
I guess the kooktards don't believe in the laws of
physics. Inertia - who could possibly take that
seriously!?! ;-)

There are no boundaries to kooktardic thought. They
can make up all the bull**** they want, and there
is almost always at least one other kooktard who
swallows it completely.

I don't know if you've noticed, but I've left
Telemundo alone the last few days. It's hard, very
hard to do, since he keeps posting cwazy ****, as
usual. The kooktard, and GOP is very strong in him.
I'm almost starting to feel a little pity for
Telemundoh! It is difficult to leave him be and I
hate to see unanswered kooktardery.
I have no pity for you kook'tard. You reap what you sow
and for you that's BS.


LOL. Such irony, Telemundo. You've never seen a quote
from a Republican you haven't taken as gospel.
I'm not a republican you twit.
Too liberal for you, eh, Telemundoh?
Yes.
Of course. Hitler probably was too.
Figures you would be a Hitler lover.
I'm not a Hitler lover, he was way closer to you, politically, and
probably about as crazy as he was too.....


Do you believe that the chains in autoracks are for
people? After all, you probably believe the laws of
physics are a commie plot to wreck our economy. Or
something equally as whacky.
You sure have strange ideas.
Just stuff that is posted on the same sort of kookpages that
have Obama BC stuff on them, and we both know where you stand
on that story, don't we?
This is something you continually wallow in so it becomes a
part of you.
I read them for fun, you read them, and believe them. Such is the
way of the kooktardish.
You read them because you are full of it and you want to stay that
way.
I read them to laugh, like I do when I read your posts.

Where does this perverse stuff come from anyway?
911 truth type kookpages. Where your kind of kooktard posts
all kinds of comical stuff.
I don't know what you are talking about here.
BWHAHAHAHA! It's not nice to lie. Where else would you have
picked up some of the nonsense you continually spout?
The call of the Kookaburra.

Sorry buddy, this is your line of crap not mine. I'm sure you know
all about what you reference. This is just you projecting again.
From the stuff you posted recently, that most certainly is a lie.
Nothing you say really shocks me at this point, Telemundoh, but it
still amuses me.

Don't answer, that's a rhetorical question.
You don't understand the concept, so I have to answer, or
you'll just make up some crazy stuff like you usually do.


The kooktard is so very strong in you.
Just let go and use the force Darth Kookaburra.
The force would be too close to reality for you.
The closest I come to the Kook force is you Darth Kookaburra.


You wish it was true, in real life, you're a life member of the
Kooktardic Institute.
This is just you projecting again.
It's a sure bet, that's what it is.
That you are projecting, sure thing. Well agree on something.

Me? I'm just an NRA member. No kooktardism like the Obama BC
horsehockey here.
Being in the NRA means nothing you kook. All you have to do is pay
a fee to be a member.
LOL, it's the only club/association/society I belong to presently,
well, except for the humane society. I bet you belong to all kinds of
right wing kooktardic groups with a very select membership, right?
I belong to organizations like ieee and technical users groups. You are
either an engineer, use certain technology, or live in the area so the
membership is somewhat select. No kook's like you would be put up with.
Those organizations obviously have to put up with you!
SNIP

No they don't have to put up with me. If I behaved like you or BDK I
would be out in a flash.

Were those organizations prime recruiting grounds for your BC kooktardery?
Those groups are places to go and meet normal people that are not kooky
like you for instance. Now go and finnish your Kook-aid kookaburra Jr.

Let me guess - they all agree with you on the BC conspiracy. Which makes
them all abnormal. Like really does dissolve like and you can drown each
other in your various conspiracies.


Looks like president tele-prompter is having more problems.

http://www.politico.com/politico44/p...ead_of_prompte
r_3813cbcb-1e4a-44c6-b1e7-26017e7b70c2.html


The Specter will haunt the GOP ;-)



John Barnard April 30th 09 12:53 AM

(OT) : The Sinister Purpose of Aglets !
 
~ RHF wrote:
On Apr 26, 8:35 pm, John Barnard wrote:
Telamon wrote:
In article ,
John Barnard wrote:
Telamon wrote:
In article ,
John Barnard wrote:
BDK wrote:
In article , says...
BDK wrote:
In article , says...
BDK wrote:
In article , says...
BDK wrote:
In article telamon_spamshield-86127A.14224511042009
@newsclstr02.news.prodigy.com,
says...
In article ,
BDK wrote:
In article telamon_spamshield-2B2225.23183510042009
@newsclstr03.news.prodigy.net,
says...
In article
,
BDK wrote:
In article telamon_spamshield-C54A21.16254610042009
@newsclstr03.news.prodigy.net,
says...
In article ,
Alric Knebel wrote:
Telamon wrote:
In article ,
Alric Knebel wrote:
Telamon wrote:
In article ,
"GOP Minefield" USA_ wrote:
"kim" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 7 Apr 2009 07:58:17 -0700, "GOP Minefield" USA_
wrote:
wrote in message

og
legro
ups.
com.
..
Arab newspaper reports man with Al Jazeera ID planned
to
stab
president
Must work for FOX News.
Real smart to bring a knife to a gunfight...
Sounds like FOX. Sooner or later they are going to go
way
too
far
and
Obama's going to spank their rosy little elitist asses.
Could be just about any citizen of the USA.
Not really. Such citizens would be far less than half.
Last Nov maybe. I think we are well past the 50% point now.
No. We're not. Not anywhere near it. The vast majority of
the
population aren't writhing with hatred.
Sure they are and more with time.
That's what your therapist said about your insanity.
I explain the projection thing to you before and it figures you
don't
get it but go right ahead and tell us more about your therapy
secessions. Maybe someone can figure out where that Kookaburra
call
syndrome you have came from.
There's no projecting anything, Telemundoh. I'm not in need of
therapy,
unlike yourself.
You seem to be totally unable to understand laughter, when it's
directed
at you. Odd, since you must be so familiar with it.
There is plenty of projecting on your part posting an ignorant
idiot
you
can't help it.
Your anger is almost as funny as your Obama BC kooktardery.
I wonder if the kids in his neighbourhood like to ride by and shriek
out
"crazy ol' Telamon!". Every neighbourhood seems to have a cranky old
man.
I wouldn't be surprised if he was that kind of guy.
We had one in the neighborhood I grew up in, one day my dog got
loose,
and he started chasing my dog around with a pitchfork! I ended up
taking
the pitchfork away from him and explaining to him that if he did
anything to my dog, it would be bad for his health. He called the
cops,
who told me he was famous for that kind of ****, and they warned him
to
call them, or animal control, but not to do anything to the dog, or
they
would arrest him, after I got through with him. I was only 14 or 15,
but
was about 8" taller than him and probably weighed twice what he did,
so
he never did anything again.
We presently have a local old coot who accuses people of not picking
up
after their dog when they crap on his lawn. One day about 5 years
ago,
I
walked past his house, and my dog ****ed on this rock he has with his
street number on it, and we moved on. About 10 minutes later, he
comes
flying up in his car, and starts screaming at me, "Your dog crapped
on
my lawn!". I said, "No, he hasn't crapped yet on this walk!" He kept
on
raving, so I said, "OK, let's see this pile he supposedly left!", and
I
started walking back to his house. In the front yard was a HUGE pile,
both in amount, and more importantly, DIAMETER, and I just laughed.
He
got all wound up and I finally just had to ask, "If you think that
pile
came out of this dog, you're obviously senile!". He called me all
kinds
of names and went into the house. Eventually, the "crapping" became
an
obsession with him, and he pushed me too far one day when he pulled
up
in his car, and I flung the nice hot bag into his car, and he called
the
cops, who took my side, ****ing him off even further. He followed me
home one day, and the calls started. The guy's wife kept telling him
he
was taking it too far, but he didn't listen, and finally the cops
told
him to stop the insanity, or they would arrest him. Him showing the
cops
a giant pile, and claiming my dog produced it didn't help his case,
as
he made the cops crack up, and say, "You've got to be kidding, that
pile
came out of a 100 pound dog, minimum!" He accused the cops of being
in
"cahoots" with me, in a plot to crap on his lawn. He conveniently
ignored the 100 pound dogs living across the street from him, and a
couple doors down in each direction, thinking my 50 pound dog was the
culprit. The cops told him, if he agreed to pay for it, they would
run
a
DNA test on my dog to prove or disprove his claims. If my dog was the
one, I would pay for it. He wouldn't do it, because the cops "were in
cahoots" with me, so the test would be negative.
Of course. Now, he accuses another neighbor, with an even smaller
dog!
Telemundoh strikes me as the same kind of guy.
Damn, now that's too funny! Yeah, that's Telemundoh! in a nutshell.
Cantankerous, and way too out of it to point in the right direction.
But
I'm betting that he had a good tea party today. Hanging out with all
the
kooktards, little pinky pointing out as he's drinking his kooktardic
tea.
For good measure, I'll leave him a link that he can relate to:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jeffre...theory-conserv
_b
_186798.html
Here's a funny vid about a "Death Camp", I don't know if you've seen
it,
but to sane folks it's the AMTRAK Beech Grove Shops, and if you are
nice, you can tour the place:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P-hvPJPTi4
I liked the black helicopter flying overhead - now that's the stuff of
conspiracies!
Oh yeah! There's a vid someplace of rail cars with "shackles" inside
them. The kooks claim these are for "prisoners". Sane people know that
in an auto transporter car, AKA an autorack, something has to hold the
cars to keep them from bouncing around. In the kooktardic universe, the
cars remain still, all by themselves. After all, they are awfully heavy,
aren't they?
I guess the kooktards don't believe in the laws of physics. Inertia -
who could possibly take that seriously!?! ;-)
There are no boundaries to kooktardic thought. They can make up all the
bull**** they want, and there is almost always at least one other
kooktard who swallows it completely.
I don't know if you've noticed, but I've left Telemundo alone the last
few days. It's hard, very hard to do, since he keeps posting cwazy ****,
as usual. The kooktard, and GOP is very strong in him.
I'm almost starting to feel a little pity for Telemundoh! It is
difficult to leave him be and I hate to see unanswered kooktardery.
I have no pity for you kook'tard. You reap what you sow and for you
that's BS.
Fine with me as I'm not the one who needs a healthy dose of meds and
pity. Be careful with the "reap and sow" ... those words will invariably
come back to haunt you, "your porky kookitude".
Since you have the out of whack belief system you are the one in need of
psychotropic drugs Kookaburra Jr. and you just Troll for trouble so
stick it where it don't shine.

Let's see - who is the one doing the Obama BC kooktardery? Oh yeah, it's
you! What can I say? I hate to see a conspiracy not get shot down!


- Next you'll be telling us about the sinister purpose of aglets!

? Aglet ? - Which One ?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aglet
-or- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aglets


I did use a lowercase "a". You should be able to tell which one I was
making reference.



BTW, has your militia come with a new BC strategy? The old's smelling a
little stale.
You are the one steeped in kookery so answer your own question loser.






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