World's Shortest True and Happy Story

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing
and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of
money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.



The End!


--
Burr
Big, Lean, Mean and Clean
I'll be lifting until they pry the
bar from my cold dead hands
Adventure before Dementia