World's Shortest True and Happy Story

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing
and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of
money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.



The End!


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Burr
Big, Lean, Mean and Clean
I'll be lifting until they pry the
bar from my cold dead hands
Adventure before Dementia

I fart wherever and whenever.I am a Happy Farter.
cuhulin

On Jun 30, 4:21*pm, wrote:
I fart wherever and whenever.I am a Happy Farter.
cuhulin

Really Happy Farter ~ RHF

"~ RHF" wrote in message
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On Jun 30, 4:21 pm, wrote:
I fart wherever and whenever.I am a Happy Farter.
cuhulin

Really Happy Farter ~ RHF

Some of them wimmins are modest.They either go powder their nose or they
step into another room when they have to break wind.They buy those
scented perfume thingys that plug into wall outlets so people can't
smell their farts.Perfumes date way back to ancient history when most
people didn't take regular baths.
cuhulin

Way back in ancient times when some people would set some other people
on fire and the fat from those people mixed with the ashes from the
fires and then find it's way down to the rivers and streams where wimmin
were doing their clothes washing, they found that the clothes got
cleaner.That is how soap was invented.
cuhulin

California is fixin to start issuing IOUs.Whose face is on those IOUs?
cuhulin

In article ,
wrote:

California is fixin to start issuing IOUs.Whose face is on those IOUs?
cuhulin

The Terminator.

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Telamon
Ventura, California

On 06/30/09 19:56, Just Plain Burr wrote:
"~ wrote in message
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On Jun 30, 4:21 pm, wrote:
I fart wherever and whenever.I am a Happy Farter.
cuhulin

Really Happy Farter ~ RHF
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Wonder if they will ever have a "Farter's Day"?

Just think, we could wish all our buddies "Happy Farters Day".

Of course only our Buddies, not people like Talamon (****ing Yankee) but
just think, I bet Steve is a real farter living by himself and just able to
lean back and let'em rip. Larry has to worry about gassing Doggy and married
guys have to always look around first then it never fail that your wife will
come walking in right after you let a quality fart go. (Murphy's Law)



I don't know about that....when I was married, my wife would let
one rip at night that was so bad the cat had to leave the room.

Looka here y'all,,, cut out that stuff about pootin and tootin.Don't you
know that isn't nice etiquette?
cuhulin
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Keep on tootin
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