....missing the irony, that is.

When asked if she would be running in 2012, she said she would not be
closing any doors behind her and that she never closed any doors behind her.

Uh, Sarah, didn't you just close the "governor door" behind you?

Also, when telling why she wanted to quit the governorship, she prattled
on about lame ducks and how they didn't do anything, just cashed their
checks and went on junkets.

Um, Sarah...just because "THEY" do it does NOT mean that YOU have to do
it. This would have been your big chance to show us that you were made
of sterner stuff.

Oh, the irony of it all.