At the Goodwill store this morning, I saw two old, old bicycles.Both of
them are rusty.One of them is a Huffy, the other one is a Schwinn and it
is VERY RUSTY, to say the least.I asked Edna, How much you wants for
that old rusty bicycle? She said, $5.00.I told her, I will give you
three dollars.She said, If it is here next week, you can have it for
three.I said, For free?

I am tinkin I will put my battery back in my new auld 1983 Dodge van I
boughts last year and hop back over to teh Goodwill store seven tents of
a mile South of doggy's couch and wheel and deal with Edna bouts both of
them that bicycles.

This mawnin, I boughts a new Sansui model number DTV 2798 27'' inch
screen CRT tube tv set at the Wal Mart Gestapo store five miles West of
doggy's couch.Because my ten years old RCA 27'' screen CRT tv set kicked
the bucket yesteryday mawnin.I don't like those new fangled thin screen
tv sets!
cuhulin