A few years ago, some lezzies lived next door to me.

I tooked me ah break frum woikin on that tree stump in doggy's front
yard and also to watch WLBT tv noonday noos,,, actor Charlie Sheen's SUV
was stolelen, it was found upside down about 100 feet down in a deep
ravine.I reckon some of B HO's spread the wealth BUTTKISSERS wanted
to go joy ridin in that SUV, or do some drug dealing.

Ahh yam fixin tu take doggy out in the front yard to poo poo pee
pee/whatever and den gits baks tu woikin onna that thar tree stump.
cuhulin, the stump