Last year that B HO ButtKisser who lives catty corner across the
street from doggy's couch, he pushed his pawn shop $65.00 lawn mower
over to my house.He rattled my screen door, he Hollered, SHOW ME WHERE
THAT OIL DRAIN PLUG IS!!!

Last year, he BROKE my chainsaw, but he doesn't care.He said, (last year
when he BROKE my Remington electric chainsaw) I am an old country boy
from Edwards, I know all about chainsaws!

I had to show him (old country boy from Edwards) about eight times how
to turn it on, and at least five or six times how to keep the chain
properly adjusted.
I am an country boy from Edwards, I know all about chainsaws!
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