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April 28th 10, 03:23 PM posted to rec.radio.shortwave

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About three years ago, the oil level in my lawn mower was down about one
cup of oil.I put some Valvoline 10 - 30 oil in there.I knew it says on
top of the cap, Use 30 Weight Oil Only.That B HO ButtKisser across
the street said, You put the wrong kind of oil in there! That lawn mower
(I have two lawn mowers now) still runs as good as new.Last Summer,
there was a problem with his lawn mower and he doesn't know anything
about fixing a lawn mower.He told one of his sons to be on the lookout
for a good used lawn mower.He bought a pawn shop lawn mower for
$65.00.Just wait untill that front wheel drive transmission on his pawn
shop lawn kicks the bucket, and it will, sooner or later.

Last Summer when I HAD to build two fences on my yard to keep those B
HO ButtKissers (they ((''they'')) live next door to me, both sides of my
house) from driving on my yard and parking on my yard, he said, The wind
is going to blow that fence down!

Last Summer when I was using my comealong to put my 1914 Ford Model T
car on my old trailer, he said, That wheel is going to fall in that
hole!

Yes Sir, he is the World Authority Expert on everything.He broke my
chainsaw.He didn't even know how to find the oil drain plug on his lawn
mower, he asked me, Show me where that oil drain plug is!
cuhulin

I never spent more than $50 on a gas mower and had very good luck.

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