What is the Golden Come-Along Award?

The Golden Come-Along Award is given to that individual who has been deemed to
have had his/her head stuck so far up their ass during the previous year that
it would require the assistance of a come-along to pull it out.

This year's recipient is of course Michael W. Bryant, representing Louisville,
Kentucky, who really had a late start, but certainly edged the Canucks out
with his special brand of faux PhD fakery.

Congratulations Michael, what a stellar performance!

The Canucks, valiantly vied for first place honours, but in typical dumbass
Canuck fashion, couldn't cut the mustard.

Better luck next year, CanaDuh!

Thanks to all the participants who took place in this years awards!

On Jul 5, 2:36*pm, dxAce wrote:
What is the Golden Come-Along Award?

The Golden Come-Along Award is given to that individual who has been deemed to
have had his/her head stuck so far up their ass during the previous year that
it would require the assistance of a come-along to pull it out.

This year's recipient is of course Michael W. Bryant, representing Louisville,
Kentucky, who really had a late start, but certainly edged the Canucks out
with his special brand of faux PhD fakery.

Congratulations Michael, what a stellar performance!

The Canucks, valiantly vied for first place honours, but in typical dumbass
Canuck fashion, couldn't cut the mustard.

Better luck next year, CanaDuh!

Thanks to all the participants who took place in this years awards!


Go ahead, Steve, you can't even make me mad, today!
I had a great Fourth attending the free concert, yesterday,
at Louisville's Waterfront. Three awesome acts were
there - Bettye LeVett, Arrested Development, and
Michael Franti & Spearhead. three acts which
coincidentally which all played at Obama's inauguration.
The crowd was huge, somewhere between 150 to 200
thousand. It was a great time being with a huge multiethnic
crowd, where everyone got along and went wild every
time Obama's name was mentioned. Franti saw me
boogeying with my walker (used since the stroke),
jumped a fence and came over and danced with me.
Then he did a song out in the audience standing just
a few feet from my daughter, her friend, and I. I'm
recovering today from the heat (Heat Index was 108!),
but not even YOU can dent my mood.

All I got is love in my heart for you, Steve.

Mike

On Jul 5, 2:36*pm, dxAce wrote:
What is the Golden Come-Along Award?

The Golden Come-Along Award is given to that individual who has been deemed to
have had his/her head stuck so far up their ass during the previous year that
it would require the assistance of a come-along to pull it out.

This year's recipient is of course Michael W. Bryant, representing Louisville,
Kentucky, who really had a late start, but certainly edged the Canucks out
with his special brand of faux PhD fakery.

Congratulations Michael, what a stellar performance!

The Canucks, valiantly vied for first place honours, but in typical dumbass
Canuck fashion, couldn't cut the mustard.

Better luck next year, CanaDuh!

Thanks to all the participants who took place in this years awards!


BTW, Steve, I gave five-star feedback for at least
coming up with something original and something
over one-line long. That's really a two-fer!

Giving credit where credit is due,

Mike

Michael W. Bryant, "I'm a college professor with a PhD" wrote:

On Jul 5, 2:36 pm, dxAce wrote:
What is the Golden Come-Along Award?

The Golden Come-Along Award is given to that individual who has been deemed to
have had his/her head stuck so far up their ass during the previous year that
it would require the assistance of a come-along to pull it out.

This year's recipient is of course Michael W. Bryant, representing Louisville,
Kentucky, who really had a late start, but certainly edged the Canucks out
with his special brand of faux PhD fakery.

Congratulations Michael, what a stellar performance!

The Canucks, valiantly vied for first place honours, but in typical dumbass
Canuck fashion, couldn't cut the mustard.

Better luck next year, CanaDuh!

Thanks to all the participants who took place in this years awards!

BTW, Steve, I gave five-star feedback for at least
coming up with something original and something
over one-line long. That's really a two-fer!

Only a clown 'tard such as yourself would leave 'feedback' on Google!

I have two cable type Come-Alongs and one chain type Come-Along.They
ought to be strong enough.My 1948 Willys Jeep has a old Jack & Heintz
Winch on the front bumper.
cuhulin

On Jul 5, 7:24*pm, wrote:
I have two cable type Come-Alongs and one chain type Come-Along.They
ought to be strong enough.My 1948 Willys Jeep has a old Jack & Heintz
Winch on the front bumper.
cuhulin

Well, Coo-huy if'n it ever comes a deep snow in Mississip, you'll be
able to make some real money....

On Jul 5, 2:36*pm, dxAce wrote:
What is the Golden Come-Along Award?

The Golden Come-Along Award is given to that individual who has been deemed to
have had his/her head stuck so far up their ass during the previous year that
it would require the assistance of a come-along to pull it out.

This year's recipient is of course Michael W. Bryant, representing Louisville,
Kentucky, who really had a late start, but certainly edged the Canucks out
with his special brand of faux PhD fakery.

Congratulations Michael, what a stellar performance!

The Canucks, valiantly vied for first place honours, but in typical dumbass
Canuck fashion, couldn't cut the mustard.

Better luck next year, CanaDuh!

Thanks to all the participants who took place in this years awards!

***********APPLAUSE
***********************APPLAUSE****************APP LAUSE*****************
~~~~~~Loud Hand
Clapping~~~~~~
No doubt he won it with a unanimous
vote. Hilarious post!! :-D

On Jul 5, 6:09*pm, dxAce wrote:
Michael W. Bryant, "I'm a college professor with a PhD" *wrote:





On Jul 5, 2:36 pm, dxAce wrote:
What is the Golden Come-Along Award?

The Golden Come-Along Award is given to that individual who has been deemed to
have had his/her head stuck so far up their ass during the previous year that
it would require the assistance of a come-along to pull it out.

This year's recipient is of course Michael W. Bryant, representing Louisville,
Kentucky, who really had a late start, but certainly edged the Canucks out
with his special brand of faux PhD fakery.

Congratulations Michael, what a stellar performance!

The Canucks, valiantly vied for first place honours, but in typical dumbass
Canuck fashion, couldn't cut the mustard.

Better luck next year, CanaDuh!

Thanks to all the participants who took place in this years awards!

BTW, Steve, I gave five-star feedback for at least
coming up with something original and something
over one-line long. That's really a two-fer!

Only a clown 'tard such as yourself would leave 'feedback' on Google!- Hide quoted text -

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Notice how he's playing on the "walker" thing, typical ploy of the
ole' "tugging at the heart strings". Trying to evoke sympathy from
the reader. Unfortunately it doesn't work. But he think it does. I
guess that is all that matters. And as long as he's happy is what is
important. ;-)

Michael W. Bryant, "I'm a college professor with a PhD", wrote:

All I got is love in my heart for you, Steve.

Just can't stop with the lies, can you, 'tard boy?

Is it genetic?

dxAce
Michigan
USA

On Jul 6, 2:49*am, Gregg wrote:

Notice how he's playing on the "walker" thing, typical ploy of the
ole' "tugging at the heart strings". *Trying to evoke sympathy from
the reader. Unfortunately it doesn't work. But he think it does. I
guess that is all that matters. And as long as he's happy is what is
important.

I'm just glad that I was able to finally get out of the wheelchair
and return to work. Remember, the whole dialogue between
Steve Lare and I over me turning down a full disability? While
I was in the hospital doing physical therapy after my stroke, they
told me I'd never be able to return to teaching due to being
unable to walk. I stayed off of RRS during that period, because
I was too busy to deal with the likes of you and Lare. The hospital
told me that they had applied on my behalf for a disability.
I turned it down because I wasn't going to give up trying to
get back to teaching.

Well, God gave me enough strength to get through that rehab.
Not the revengeful God that you worship, Gwegg. But the
merciful God that heals and loves us all. I can now get
around with just a cane most of the time. But the open air
Waterfront Concert on the 4th necessitated a walk further
than the cane, alone, would have supported. I had to use a
walker with wheels. When Michael Franti saw me getting into
the concert despite having to use a walker, he came out into
the audience and danced with me. I was overwhelmed. Thank
God that there are still some folks in this world with love in their
hearts. If the world was full of people like you, there'd be
little reason to go on.

I think you've shown enough of your true nature over the
past few days to show everyone in this newsgroup who
you are and what you represent. As usual, YOU demon-
strated more about yourself, than I ever could. All I can
suggest to you is that you try love, instead.

Thanks,

Mike