On 24/07/2010 2:26 PM, nurk_fred2000 wrote:
On Jul 23, 7:36 pm, wrote:
On 7/24/2010 10:23 AM, nurk_fred2000 wrote:

***Just love the Testimonial off the website...

The 'Hoodsport and Dive' website? I don't see your picture there,
Pinkie. Wha hoppen? Did they can your ass? Nah... they chiseled any and
all mention of you off the obelisks, deleted them from all records,
removed all traces of you from any connection with them! You must have
made quite an impression.

***Hey Financial Genius...That 19' Hammer Head hanging on the wall at

A "hammerhead"?? Now a white pointer might impress me but not a
harmless old hammerhead. I'll bet you feel a real hero going after that
with high powered weapons. You'd feel a bit different if you were ever
in the gulf and your prey could shoot back! You'd **** your dive suit!

HoodSport is still a State Record out of Seiku...Blew half its head
clean off with one of my under water custom built "pea shooters" from

What a hero, going after harmless old hammerheads!!

point blank range on a 45' free dive...Had to send the SOB all the way
down to CoosBay "Puff and Stuff" to let old Morty sew the head back on
and perform some of his magic to make it look right on display...Haha,
my ears are still ringing from that dive, C'mon over and I'll let you
shoot one off in the pool...Love to see you dislocate your shoulder,
or worse...By the by, I know some folks in financial services that
would be happy to give you some free lessons regarding pensions...:-)

People who manage their fiscal affairs appropriately have no need of
lessons, free or otherwise, with respect to pensions. People like you,
Scott, who can't keep a job, are the ones who need lessons. A few
lessons on life skills would be quite timely in your case as well.

Krypsis