On Jan 2, 10:27*pm, John Smith wrote:
On 1/2/2011 7:09 PM, Brenda Ann wrote:

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Can't speak for the rest of the world, but here, it seems to be a close
race between the Baptists, Mormons, and Jehovah's Witnesses. (not bad
enough to have Awake! and Watchtower! shoved in your face in English...
we have to put up with it in Korean....)

I am starting a new religion. *It is formed on the theory of
"Spontaneous Generation."

The synopsis of the new bible is that earth took one of her mud puddles,
having various elements from the atomic table in it, struck it with
lightening, she did then smite with a dose of heat and wala! out comes
the first living cell ... no thinking mind involved, no plan, it just
happened!

Our church will be called, "The Order of Spontaneous Generation." *Look
for one in a town near you, and soon!

ROFLOL

Regards,
JS

....if no snakes are involved- it is hopeless. Only live snakes can
lead to a sucessful movement.