Watchin WLBT 12 (Please tell me there is no WLBT 12 tee vee here) 5:00
PM tee vee news (noos).
Breaking News! A shooting at the Walmart store on Greenway Drive and
intersection of Highway 18.

I reckon there will be more noos (news) on that later on.I was inside
that self same Walmart store abouts three - four hours ago, looking at
iPads and just before that, I was inside the AT&T retail store too,
about two blocks South (South is always best) of doggy's couch, looking
at iPads and Samsung Galaxy thingys.Metinks I don't want an iPad.I am
still thinkin Motorola.

Old Motorola commercial from the 1950's I remember,,, [Hit it, Silver!]
Open your eyyyes and you will seeeee,,, a Motorola Teeeee Veeeee,,,,,,
cuhulin, I damn sho am Glad I wasen't in that Walmart store when
somebody was slingin Lead.Durn Tootin!