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On May 16, 11:35*am, John Smith wrote:
Sorry I have slowed on the quantity of posts, however I have been busy. Recently I found out bin laden was living in a cave on the outskirts of my city. *So, me and a few good ole' buddies got a couple of six packs and went hunting. *We found him. *After, I put a bullet in his head; *We brought the body back to my house. *After killing the remaining beer we took a few pictures of burying him in an unmarked grave in my backyard. I am afraid the pictures are just too much for those here, or American citizens, to handle. *So, we decided, as a group, not to release the pictures. * And, allowing the examination of the body, by others, is not necessary -- you know you can trust me *:-) No need to thank me ... I consider it just part of being a good American! *As always, I will keep looking out for you and your best interests -- TRUST ME! wolfish-grin Regards, JS P.S. *It has been absolutely confirmed we got the right guy, as just to be sure, we preformed a *DNA test in my garage. *See, any possible questions/arguments/doubts are unnecessary ... go back to sleep knowing you are in good hands! Please, name of the beer? DCI |
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On May 16, 7:14*pm, DCI wrote:
On May 16, 11:35*am, John Smith wrote: Sorry I have slowed on the quantity of posts, however I have been busy. Recently I found out bin laden was living in a cave on the outskirts of my city. *So, me and a few good ole' buddies got a couple of six packs and went hunting. *We found him. *After, I put a bullet in his head; *We brought the body back to my house. *After killing the remaining beer we took a few pictures of burying him in an unmarked grave in my backyard. I am afraid the pictures are just too much for those here, or American citizens, to handle. *So, we decided, as a group, not to release the pictures. * And, allowing the examination of the body, by others, is not necessary -- you know you can trust me *:-) No need to thank me ... I consider it just part of being a good American! *As always, I will keep looking out for you and your best interests -- TRUST ME! wolfish-grin Regards, JS P.S. *It has been absolutely confirmed we got the right guy, as just to be sure, we preformed a *DNA test in my garage. *See, any possible questions/arguments/doubts are unnecessary ... go back to sleep knowing you are in good hands! Please, name of the beer? DCI- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Billy beer? |
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