I AM WRITING A BOOK FOR CHILDREN

IT IS GOING TO HELP THEM LEARN THE ALPHABET

SAMPLE CHAPTERS FOLLOW AND I HOPE THEY WON'T GIVE AWAY THE PLOT

CHAPTER 2

B IS FOR BINGING AT THE BONER BUFFET


CHAPTER 3

C IS FOR CHOWING ON A CORNUCOPIA OF COCK


CHAPTER 4

D IS FOR DINING ON A DINNER OF DICK


CHAPTER 7

G IS FOR GARGLING A GALLON OF GOOBERS


CHAPTER 16

P IS FOR PIGGING OUT ON A PAIL OF PENII


CHAPTER 19

S IF FOR SNACKING AT THE SMORGASBORD OF SCHLONG


CHAPTER 20

T IS FOR TASTING A TABLEFUL OF TALLYWHACKERS


IT'S A SUSPENSEFUL TALE, TO BE SURE

JUST WAIT 'TIL YOU READ THE ENDING