I AM APPLYING TO GIVE A TED TALK

THE TITLE IS, "HOW TO REMOVE ****, SEMEN, AND LUBE FROM GOAT HAIR"

IT'S SURE TO BE A HIT

I'LL LET EVERYONE KNOW WHEN IT IS GOING TO HAPPEN

AND NOW I HAVE TO GO MAKE THE ACCOMPANYING VIDEO

3 3 3,

THE REAL FRED

P.S.: IS THIS TOO ADVANCED A TOPIC FOR THE AUDIENCE?

P.P.S.: IF SO, I CAN JUST LIMIT IT TO **** OR SEMEN

P.P.P.S.: AND I'LL BE SURE TO BRING A VISUAL AID WITH ME

P.P.P.P.S.: PROBABLY KATY PERRY BECAUSE SHE'S ONE HOT PIECE OF GOAT ASS