The Pastor John Lewis Drinking Game

Inspired by I. P. Yurin in
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=%2....co m&rnum=18

The host should provide a sufficient quantity of the players' favorite
alcoholic beverages sufficient to last for at least a good party.

Just prior to the start of a "Black Brigade" broadcast, each player
picks, in coin toss order, a phrase from the following list until all
phrases or words are picked.

- cock-eyed reprobate
- you're goin' to hell
- sodomite
- little bushie
- maggot
- hog fat
- mother-in-law
- baby murderer
- faggot
- raghead
- civil magistrate

If a player hears his or her phrase spoken by Pastor John or one of
his rarely appearing Billy Bob fellow pastors, the player is entitled
to a drink.

If any of the following occurs:

- Pastor John says "if you don't like it, lump it"
- Pastor John sings

everyone drinks.

This game is almost as fun as trying to figure out where in the hell
Pastor John happens to be broadcast from at any particular time or
day. He changes shortwave frequencies at the same rate infants need
diaper changes. Most recently heard via Christian Media Network on
15725 and 5100 and the internet feed, but now he's dropped Monticello
and is reportedly to be on WJIE 7490//13595 and an earlier broadcast
on 15725. WJIE? WTF? I cannot determine if this station is even on the
air and transmitting a carrier, let alone try and listen to Pastor
John. CMN's web streams are frequently dull and unreliable, relaying
nothing but endless commercials for expensive crap of dubious value,
like colloidal silver.

Where the Hell IS pastor John?? Anyone have a time & frequency?

--
Col. I.P. Yurin
Commissariat of Internal Security

Stakhanovite
Order of Lenin (1937)
Hero of Socialist Labor (1939)

WJIE is a broadcaster out of Louisville, KY area that happens to have a FM
station and a shortwave outlet located in Upton, KY about 65 miles SW of
Louisville.
I was kind of surprised to hear them carrying his program especially since
their station tends to be more of traditional Christianity rather than the
rantings of John blabbermouth. Up here in Indiana, hes been having all kinds
of confrontations with some of the various townsfolk around this area and
his group. These little confrontations tend to get nasty and usually ends
with everyone in town ready to run him out. I know that recently hes been
stirring the pot in Salem, IN which is about 35 miles NW of Louisville, KY
and its not been appreicated by the folks in the town. Some verbal clashes
have occured on the town square between Lewis's followers and even many of
the average people around this area. He's gotten quite a reputation for
being a troublemaker around these parts. You should see his encampment where
at various times there are mass amounts of teepees and people from all over
the U.S.
Im pretty much waiting for the day when the govt tires of his act. Same
thing with all of these groups.


"I. P. Yurin" wrote in message
...
The Pastor John Lewis Drinking Game

Inspired by I. P. Yurin in

http://groups.google.com/groups?q=%2...radio.shortwav
e&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selm=ec3ahv07m8nuiglh6jh152jkail5qqkpgm%404ax.
com&rnum=18

The host should provide a sufficient quantity of the players' favorite
alcoholic beverages sufficient to last for at least a good party.

Just prior to the start of a "Black Brigade" broadcast, each player
picks, in coin toss order, a phrase from the following list until all
phrases or words are picked.

- cock-eyed reprobate
- you're goin' to hell
- sodomite
- little bushie
- maggot
- hog fat
- mother-in-law
- baby murderer
- faggot
- raghead
- civil magistrate

If a player hears his or her phrase spoken by Pastor John or one of
his rarely appearing Billy Bob fellow pastors, the player is entitled
to a drink.

If any of the following occurs:

- Pastor John says "if you don't like it, lump it"
- Pastor John sings

everyone drinks.

This game is almost as fun as trying to figure out where in the hell
Pastor John happens to be broadcast from at any particular time or
day. He changes shortwave frequencies at the same rate infants need
diaper changes. Most recently heard via Christian Media Network on
15725 and 5100 and the internet feed, but now he's dropped Monticello
and is reportedly to be on WJIE 7490//13595 and an earlier broadcast
on 15725. WJIE? WTF? I cannot determine if this station is even on the
air and transmitting a carrier, let alone try and listen to Pastor
John. CMN's web streams are frequently dull and unreliable, relaying
nothing but endless commercials for expensive crap of dubious value,
like colloidal silver.

Where the Hell IS pastor John?? Anyone have a time & frequency?

--
Col. I.P. Yurin
Commissariat of Internal Security

Stakhanovite
Order of Lenin (1937)
Hero of Socialist Labor (1939)