RadioBanter - Gun Control: An Idea Whose Time Has Come

"Jeff Santee" wrote in message news:nk7ab.490900$o%2.219206@sccrnsc02...
"Keke Goldfeller" wrote in message m...
Let us as a people, citizens of the world, at long last put a stop to
the insanity!

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You may be a "citizen of the world" but "most" of us are citizens
of the USA. ----------------- Jesus what a trolling idiot. Another
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No peasent, you are a soon to be citizen of the world. Read below and
weep. As for the rest of the neaderthals who responded I won't dignify
any of their drivel with a response. One almost feels the need to
shower after reading the garbage posted by you subhumans!

Dearest Citizens of the World:

I believe the time has come to reveal to you some of the
perplexities you have faced in recent decades. It is well for you to
understand some of these things so that you might know how to behave
in the New Order now taking shape in the earth. We want you to be able
to become fully involved and integrated into our new society. After
all, this is for your best interest if you will do this.

First of all, it is well that you understand some of our purposes
so that you may more fully cooperate. I cannot tell you the hard times
you will face if you resist us. We have ways of dealing with
resisters. I am only telling you this now, since it is much too late
to turn things around. The days of putting a stop to us have long
since past. We have full control of the earth and its finance, along
with the major media propaganda, and there is simply no way any nation
or power can defeat us. We have eyes in every level of government in
every nation of the world. We know what is being planned, for our ears
and eyes are ever present. State secrets are fully known to us.

China recently accused the media in the U.S. of lying about
Kosovo. Oh, you silly people, of course we lie. In this way we can
keep the people unbalanced and always facing controversy which is very
helpful to us. Have you not seen the talk show spectacle? Some of you
believe we are the liberals and the good people are the conservatives.
In reality, both serve our purposes. Each camp merely serves with the
stamp of our approval but they are not allowed to present the real
issues. By creating controversy on all levels, no one knows what to
do. So, in all of this confusion, we go ahead and accomplish what we
want with no hindrance. Consider the President of the United States.
Even though he regularly breaks every known check on his power, no one
can stop him. He goes ahead and does whatever we want him to do
anyway. The Congress has no power to stop him. He does what we want
since he knows if he does not, because of his rather dark character,
we can have him removed in a moment’s time. Is not that a rather
brilliant strategy on our part?

You cannot take us to court because you can’t see us and
the courts are our servants as well. We run everything, yet, you do
not know who to attack. I must say this invisible hand is wonderfully
devised and without any known historical precedent on this scale. We
rule the world and the world cannot even find out who is ruling them.
This is truly a wonderful thing. In our media we present before you
exactly what it is we want you to do. Then, as if in a flash, our
little servants obey. We can send American or European troops to
wherever we like, whenever we like, and for whatever purpose we like,
and you dutifully go about our business. How much more evidence do you
need? We can make you desire to leave your homes and family and go to
war merely at our command. We only need to present some nonsense to
you from the president’s desk or on the evening news and we can
get you all fired up to do whatever we like. You can do nothing but
what we put before you.

YOUR VAIN RESISTANCE
When any of you seek to resist us, we have ways of making you
look ridiculous as we have done with your militia movement. We have
delighted to use this movement to show the world how impotent any
resistance is. They look so silly marching around with their guns--as
if they were some match for our military. Look at what we did near
Waco. Did the Davidian's little store of weapons help them? We have
generously taxed you and used that money to make such sophisticated
weapons you can in no way compete. Your own money has served to forge
the chains we bind you with, since we are in control of all money.

Some of you think you may escape by buying some land in the
country and growing a garden. Let me remind you that you still pay us
ground rent. Oh, you may call it property taxes, but it still goes to
us. You see, you need money no matter what you do. If you fail to pay
your ground rent to us, we will take your land and sell it to someone
who will pay us. Do you think we cannot do this? And with your ground
rent we pay for the indoctrination of your children in the public
schools we have set up. We want them to grow up well trained into the
system of our thinking. Your children will learn what we want them to
learn, when we want them to learn it, and you pay for it through your
ground rent. Those funds are also used for other projects we have in
mind and our contractors are paid handsomely for their work. You may
doubt that we own your children, or have such control, but you will
find that we do. We can declare that you abuse your children when you
spank them and have them confiscated. If they do not show up for
school indoctrination, we can accuse you of neglect, thereby, giving
them to us. Your children are not yours. They are ours. You must
inoculate them, you must bring them to our hospitals if we decree or
we will take them from you. You know this and we know this.

Through our electronic commerce we are able to see where you are,
what you are buying and how much you have to buy things with. Where do
you suppose we come up with our monthly financial statistics? Through
the Internet and other sources we can even know how you think and what
you say. It is not especially important to us what you believe as long
as you do what we say. Your beliefs are nonsense anyway. But if you
think you have a following, and we perceive that you might be somewhat
dangerous to our agenda, we have ways to deal with you. We have a
Pandora’s box of mischief with which to snare you. We can have
you in court so long you will never get out. We can easily drain away
all your assets over one pretext or another. We have an inexhaustible
fund with which to draw from to pay our lawyers. These lawyers are
paid by you in the form of taxes. You do not have this vast supply of
wealth. We know how to divide and conquer. Have we not brought down
rulers of countries through our devices? Do you think your tiny self
will be any match for us?

YOUR VAIN ORGANIZATIONS
And, let us consider your religions and the "moral majority." The
"moral majority" is neither moral nor is it in the majority. We have
delighted to use this wet noodle of a movement to make ridiculous the
Christian faith. The silly men who run that organization always end up
with egg on their faces. We have always put them in defense of
themselves as we have so successfully done with the NRA. We can make
it seem by our media propaganda that the National Rifle Association is
actually the New Radical Attackers. Have we not turned the American
conservative movement on its ear? If it serves our purposes we can use
the conservatives to turn the liberals on their ear. It makes no
difference to us but it serves to make you believe there are two sides
struggling for their particular position. This helps to make things
seem fair and free since everyone has a voice. Actually, there is only
one side now with all kinds of masks on, but you are unable to
penetrate our purposes. You see, we can do whatever we like and you
can do nothing about it. Does it not seem reasonable that you simply
obey and serve us? Otherwise, you get eaten up in the resistance you
suppose will liberate you.

You cannot be liberated. Imagine how you can. We supply your fuel
for your cars. We can turn it off whenever we like claiming that there
is some sort of fuel shortage. What if your car breaks down? You
cannot get parts for it without us. We supply all the money you use.
At any whim of our desire we can stop the money supply or cause a
complete crash all together. We can then order the president to
declare all money worthless and that we will have to have new money.
All of your stashes of cash will go up in smoke in a moment’s
time.

Don’t you need food? If necessary, we can cause a
trucker’s strike which would stop deliveries of food to your
local store. We can starve you whenever we like. You only have food
because we have provided it to you from our table. During the great
depression we controlled the food. We heaped mountains of food behind
fences and let it rot. The hungry were then made to work in our labor
camps even though there was enough and more to feed them. Do you
really think you can beat us? You say you will hoard gold coins so you
will still have money in the time of the crash. We can simply pass a
law which outlaws the possession of gold as we have done in the past.
If we find gold in your possession, we would simply confiscate it and
put you in prison for breaking the law. While in prison you would be
required to work in one of our prison industries. We have so formed a
picture of the labor camps in our prisons these days that no one seems
to object to them. We tell people that murderers should pay for their
own keep. No one seems to consider that we have the power to put
tomato growers there also.

We can pass laws that prohibit gardens and then make up some
scientific reason why you may only buy food from our sources. If
someone sees you growing tomatoes, they will report you to us and then
we will have you in our fields working for us. Oh, silly nationalists,
there is no escape for you, for since long before you were born, we
were planning your capture. Your teachers and ministers have been
forming your thoughts for us for generations now. You have no idea how
to pull out of our influence short of suicide. Go ahead and commit
suicide, it will only help us to deal with the excessive population.
You cannot hurt us, find us, or even imagine what we are up to. I am
throwing you these few crumbs only so that you may, if you have a
little good sense, obey and follow our orders.

YOUR CONTROLLED MIND
We run Hollywood. The movies such as Terminator and Armageddon,
along with a great host of others, were simply created to get you
thinking according to our directions. You have been made to delight in
violence so that when we send you off to kill some bad man we have put
before you, you move without a whimper. We have placed violent arcade
games in your malls to prepare your young minds in the art of battle.
We have made you to view our armies and police as the good forces and
you submit to things that were unthinkable just a few decades ago. Our
artful programs are all designed to help you to submit and even help
the New World Order. Star Trek, and other such creations, have taught
you to simply obey orders from the new international rulers. Oh, silly
people, you thought you were being entertained, while you were
actually being educated. Dare I use the words, "brainwashed" or "mind
control?" By the way, have you seen the new Star Wars? What a
masterpiece of mental manipulation. Humans confer with nondescript
beasts of all shapes and sizes and they confer in English. I wonder
where those space beasts learned English. Oh, the simpleness of the
mind of the citizen. He never considers he is being taken into
fairyland. We have placed advertisements for Star Wars almost
everywhere you go. You will find them in Wal-Mart, K-Mart, Taco Bell
and a host of our institutions of commerce. There is something we want
you to learn from this movie. Or, perhaps it could be said, there is
something we do not want you to learn. Either way, we will have what
we want in the whole affair.

Of course, to keep you off guard we have instructed our elected
officials to appear to be correcting the evil of our violence.
President Clinton is now speaking against violence in Hollywood
movies. This will not solve the problem, but will only make the people
believe the problem is being worked on. Sex and violence are the very
best powers to use to help us gain our advantage. How the people
loathe to give up their sex and violence, so we place all they want
before them. In this way, we keep them so occupied they do not have
the integrity or brain power to deal with the really important matters
which are left entirely in our hands. President Clinton has been very
helpful to us. We knew of what character he was before we placed him
as president. Exposing him was very helpful in adjusting the moral
habits of the youth downward. This is to our advantage. Even more
agreeable to us were the vain efforts of those who thought they could
remove him against our will. He is useful to us and he will not be
removed by anyone until we are ready to have him removed. Excuse me if
I seem to be mocking your system of beliefs, but they are rather
outdated. Have you no eyes to see your vain liberties and your
righteous pontifications are nothing before us? You can only do what
we say you can do. We remove presidents when we are ready and the
leader we set up will be there until it serves us to have another. At
that time we place our purposed leader before you and you vote for
what we want. In that way we give you the vain voting exercise in the
belief you had something to do with placing your president in office.

OUR UNFATHOMABLE MYSTERIES

Our recent war in Serbia has many purposes to it but we do not
speak of these things openly. We let the talk show hosts blather all
sorts of nonsense but none of it touches the core. First of all, there
is a wealth of natural resources in Kosovo that we must have complete
control of. Kosovo has large supplies of uranium in its soil and
uranium is very helpful to our regime. Also, it suits us to keep all
such minerals out of the hands of potential enemies. Milosovic has not
been helpful in giving those resources into our hands so we simply
make things difficult for him until he does. Even now victory over
Yugoslavia is imminent. We are reducing that proud nation to the level
of humility we require from all people. After the war, if Mr.
Milosovic does not sufficiently humble himself, we will take him to
the world court charged with war crimes. We made up that term; rather
ingenious, don’t you think? How could there be such a thing as a
war crime? The very nature of war is that the rules are off. It is so
entertaining to watch the nations try to fight war according to the
laws we have placed before them. The only war crime there really is
only involves the crime of being against us. Anyone against us is
violating our law. As you have seen when someone is for us we do not
care what they do. Was not Nelson Mandella a bomb toting terrorist who
killed many of his enemies? We made a hero of him.

We observe no laws when it comes to war. We do what we want, when
we want and where we want. We can starve nations to death, we can ruin
civilians and any other horror for which we would take our enemies to
court. Look at our example. We bomb Serbia out of its wits, bomb
Kosovans out of their homes, poison their rivers and streams, turn off
their electricity making a grand crisis in that country, and then we
masterfully make it appear it is all Mr. Milosovic’s fault and
he needs to go to court for it. It is the same way we made our inferno
at Waco look like Mr. Koresh’s fault. Then there was our chief
villain, Saddam with all of his weapons of mass destruction. Bad men
are a dime a dozen and we can conjure one up whenever it suits us.
This is really quite funny when you think of it. I am not one who is
usually given to humor, but I do catch myself laughing sometimes at
the absolute absurdity of the notions we place before you and you
readily accept.

Do you wonder that the leaders of the world tremble at our
presence? They know they have no power except the power we give them.
We have no fear of Russia or China for we are already in full control
of their system of things. China knows that we can freeze any number
of its corporations in America and all of its capitol at the stroke of
a pen. We use the nations for what we want to use them for. Everyone
knows that they must yield to us or die. Fortunately, we have had a
few resisters such as Saddam and Milosevic that have been helpful in
showing the world leaders what we will do to them if they do not
submit. There is only glory in following our purposes and doing what
we say. If one does not, there will be such a sad and tragic result. I
would really have you spared of such an end. But, then, again, if you
are not spared, it is of no consequence to us. We will use you to
alleviate some of the overpopulation problem.

YOUR SILLY REBELLION AGAINST OUR DOMINION
Some of you have thought you could stop us by placing a bomb in
one of our abortion clinics or in a government building. Silly souls!
How can that hurt us? All that does is give us an example to use so
that we might place more controls and heavy burdens on the population.
We love it when you rebel and blow something up. You are our reason
for making more laws against all those things which might contribute
to your freedom from us. If someone did not blow something up on
occasion, we would have no justification in placing more hedges about
you. Can’t you see how impossible it is for you to resist us?
The more you wiggle, the more we squeeze.

Our kingdom is the kingdom of money. Excuse me, but I must
confess that we are the rulers of the kingdom of non-money. You must
see the humor in that statement. We have given you a piece of paper or
some numbers on a computer screen that we have termed money. It is
backed up by nothing and proven by nothing but what we say it is. We
create it from nothing, we print it, we loan it, we give it its value,
we take its value away. All things that have to do with money are in
our hands. Think of it, what is it that you can do against us without
money? If you try to resist, we can cancel your credit or freeze your
accounts. Your cash is easily confiscated. We have made so many rules
in the realm of living that you cannot live without money. Camp on
government land and you must move in two weeks. You cannot grow much
of a garden in two weeks. Many of our wilderness trails are entered by
permit only. We have passed laws that do not allow you to live in
trailers over a certain period without moving to another location.
Have you not thought it ridiculous that we will allow a man to live in
a box full time but we will not allow a man to live in an RV full time
unless he is in a taxpaying campground? We want you to be in the
system. When you are buying a house, we not only receive the tax
revenue to use for our purposes, but we gain large increases from the
interest on the loan. You may pay for your house two or three times
over from the interest alone. The interest is also taxed which is
again placed for use in those sectors of influence we choose. We do
not want you to escape free and that is why we have made it as we
have. You are our property. We will not permit you to buy or sell
unless you submit to our mark of authority.

If you go to court against us, we will wear you out there and in
the end you will lose. If you use violence, we will end up having you
in one of our labor camps, more specifically called prison industries.
You need our money, our entertainments, our fuel, and our utilities to
function and if you don’t have them, you feel deprived. By this,
you are made to yield to our will. You don’t even know how to
think anymore since we have thoroughly emasculated your religions and
your faith in God. Now, you only have yourself and we have gotten that
self pretty well chasing its tail these days.

I hope this little note is sufficient to inform you what the new
millennium is all about. The 21st century is our century. You may
enter it if you do as you are told. We have no intention of playing
around with your so-called human rights or your so-called
Constitution. These things were only used for our purposes for a time.
Your Constitution is a joke to us and we can do with it what we
please. It never occurred to you that 50 years ago your Constitution
was used to refuse abortions. When we decided to have abortions
legalized we used the same Constitution to justify it. Your human
rights are what we say they are and your Constitution is what we say
it is. We have only used this phrase of human rights to keep things
sufficiently in turmoil. The more things are unsettled, the better we
like them until we have everything in complete servitude. This little
letter may offend you, since I speak so plainly, but that truly is no
concern of ours. Too bad isn't it?

Sincerely,

Keke Goldfeller

And another idiot goes plonk.
"Keke Goldfeller" wrote in message
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"Jeff Santee" wrote in message
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"Keke Goldfeller" wrote in message
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Let us as a people, citizens of the world, at long last put a stop to
the insanity!

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You may be a "citizen of the world" but "most" of us are
citizens
of the USA. ----------------- Jesus what a trolling idiot. Another
blocked sender on the list

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No peasent, you are a soon to be citizen of the world. Read below and
weep. As for the rest of the neaderthals who responded I won't dignify
any of their drivel with a response. One almost feels the need to
shower after reading the garbage posted by you subhumans!

Dearest Citizens of the World:

I believe the time has come to reveal to you some of the
perplexities you have faced in recent decades. It is well for you to
understand some of these things so that you might know how to behave
in the New Order now taking shape in the earth. We want you to be able
to become fully involved and integrated into our new society. After
all, this is for your best interest if you will do this.

First of all, it is well that you understand some of our purposes
so that you may more fully cooperate. I cannot tell you the hard times
you will face if you resist us. We have ways of dealing with
resisters. I am only telling you this now, since it is much too late
to turn things around. The days of putting a stop to us have long
since past. We have full control of the earth and its finance, along
with the major media propaganda, and there is simply no way any nation
or power can defeat us. We have eyes in every level of government in
every nation of the world. We know what is being planned, for our ears
and eyes are ever present. State secrets are fully known to us.

China recently accused the media in the U.S. of lying about
Kosovo. Oh, you silly people, of course we lie. In this way we can
keep the people unbalanced and always facing controversy which is very
helpful to us. Have you not seen the talk show spectacle? Some of you
believe we are the liberals and the good people are the conservatives.
In reality, both serve our purposes. Each camp merely serves with the
stamp of our approval but they are not allowed to present the real
issues. By creating controversy on all levels, no one knows what to
do. So, in all of this confusion, we go ahead and accomplish what we
want with no hindrance. Consider the President of the United States.
Even though he regularly breaks every known check on his power, no one
can stop him. He goes ahead and does whatever we want him to do
anyway. The Congress has no power to stop him. He does what we want
since he knows if he does not, because of his rather dark character,
we can have him removed in a moment’s time. Is not that a rather
brilliant strategy on our part?

You cannot take us to court because you can’t see us and
the courts are our servants as well. We run everything, yet, you do
not know who to attack. I must say this invisible hand is wonderfully
devised and without any known historical precedent on this scale. We
rule the world and the world cannot even find out who is ruling them.
This is truly a wonderful thing. In our media we present before you
exactly what it is we want you to do. Then, as if in a flash, our
little servants obey. We can send American or European troops to
wherever we like, whenever we like, and for whatever purpose we like,
and you dutifully go about our business. How much more evidence do you
need? We can make you desire to leave your homes and family and go to
war merely at our command. We only need to present some nonsense to
you from the president’s desk or on the evening news and we can
get you all fired up to do whatever we like. You can do nothing but
what we put before you.

YOUR VAIN RESISTANCE
When any of you seek to resist us, we have ways of making you
look ridiculous as we have done with your militia movement. We have
delighted to use this movement to show the world how impotent any
resistance is. They look so silly marching around with their guns--as
if they were some match for our military. Look at what we did near
Waco. Did the Davidian's little store of weapons help them? We have
generously taxed you and used that money to make such sophisticated
weapons you can in no way compete. Your own money has served to forge
the chains we bind you with, since we are in control of all money.

Some of you think you may escape by buying some land in the
country and growing a garden. Let me remind you that you still pay us
ground rent. Oh, you may call it property taxes, but it still goes to
us. You see, you need money no matter what you do. If you fail to pay
your ground rent to us, we will take your land and sell it to someone
who will pay us. Do you think we cannot do this? And with your ground
rent we pay for the indoctrination of your children in the public
schools we have set up. We want them to grow up well trained into the
system of our thinking. Your children will learn what we want them to
learn, when we want them to learn it, and you pay for it through your
ground rent. Those funds are also used for other projects we have in
mind and our contractors are paid handsomely for their work. You may
doubt that we own your children, or have such control, but you will
find that we do. We can declare that you abuse your children when you
spank them and have them confiscated. If they do not show up for
school indoctrination, we can accuse you of neglect, thereby, giving
them to us. Your children are not yours. They are ours. You must
inoculate them, you must bring them to our hospitals if we decree or
we will take them from you. You know this and we know this.

Through our electronic commerce we are able to see where you are,
what you are buying and how much you have to buy things with. Where do
you suppose we come up with our monthly financial statistics? Through
the Internet and other sources we can even know how you think and what
you say. It is not especially important to us what you believe as long
as you do what we say. Your beliefs are nonsense anyway. But if you
think you have a following, and we perceive that you might be somewhat
dangerous to our agenda, we have ways to deal with you. We have a
Pandora’s box of mischief with which to snare you. We can have
you in court so long you will never get out. We can easily drain away
all your assets over one pretext or another. We have an inexhaustible
fund with which to draw from to pay our lawyers. These lawyers are
paid by you in the form of taxes. You do not have this vast supply of
wealth. We know how to divide and conquer. Have we not brought down
rulers of countries through our devices? Do you think your tiny self
will be any match for us?

YOUR VAIN ORGANIZATIONS
And, let us consider your religions and the "moral majority." The
"moral majority" is neither moral nor is it in the majority. We have
delighted to use this wet noodle of a movement to make ridiculous the
Christian faith. The silly men who run that organization always end up
with egg on their faces. We have always put them in defense of
themselves as we have so successfully done with the NRA. We can make
it seem by our media propaganda that the National Rifle Association is
actually the New Radical Attackers. Have we not turned the American
conservative movement on its ear? If it serves our purposes we can use
the conservatives to turn the liberals on their ear. It makes no
difference to us but it serves to make you believe there are two sides
struggling for their particular position. This helps to make things
seem fair and free since everyone has a voice. Actually, there is only
one side now with all kinds of masks on, but you are unable to
penetrate our purposes. You see, we can do whatever we like and you
can do nothing about it. Does it not seem reasonable that you simply
obey and serve us? Otherwise, you get eaten up in the resistance you
suppose will liberate you.

You cannot be liberated. Imagine how you can. We supply your fuel
for your cars. We can turn it off whenever we like claiming that there
is some sort of fuel shortage. What if your car breaks down? You
cannot get parts for it without us. We supply all the money you use.
At any whim of our desire we can stop the money supply or cause a
complete crash all together. We can then order the president to
declare all money worthless and that we will have to have new money.
All of your stashes of cash will go up in smoke in a moment’s
time.

Don’t you need food? If necessary, we can cause a
trucker’s strike which would stop deliveries of food to your
local store. We can starve you whenever we like. You only have food
because we have provided it to you from our table. During the great
depression we controlled the food. We heaped mountains of food behind
fences and let it rot. The hungry were then made to work in our labor
camps even though there was enough and more to feed them. Do you
really think you can beat us? You say you will hoard gold coins so you
will still have money in the time of the crash. We can simply pass a
law which outlaws the possession of gold as we have done in the past.
If we find gold in your possession, we would simply confiscate it and
put you in prison for breaking the law. While in prison you would be
required to work in one of our prison industries. We have so formed a
picture of the labor camps in our prisons these days that no one seems
to object to them. We tell people that murderers should pay for their
own keep. No one seems to consider that we have the power to put
tomato growers there also.

We can pass laws that prohibit gardens and then make up some
scientific reason why you may only buy food from our sources. If
someone sees you growing tomatoes, they will report you to us and then
we will have you in our fields working for us. Oh, silly nationalists,
there is no escape for you, for since long before you were born, we
were planning your capture. Your teachers and ministers have been
forming your thoughts for us for generations now. You have no idea how
to pull out of our influence short of suicide. Go ahead and commit
suicide, it will only help us to deal with the excessive population.
You cannot hurt us, find us, or even imagine what we are up to. I am
throwing you these few crumbs only so that you may, if you have a
little good sense, obey and follow our orders.

YOUR CONTROLLED MIND
We run Hollywood. The movies such as Terminator and Armageddon,
along with a great host of others, were simply created to get you
thinking according to our directions. You have been made to delight in
violence so that when we send you off to kill some bad man we have put
before you, you move without a whimper. We have placed violent arcade
games in your malls to prepare your young minds in the art of battle.
We have made you to view our armies and police as the good forces and
you submit to things that were unthinkable just a few decades ago. Our
artful programs are all designed to help you to submit and even help
the New World Order. Star Trek, and other such creations, have taught
you to simply obey orders from the new international rulers. Oh, silly
people, you thought you were being entertained, while you were
actually being educated. Dare I use the words, "brainwashed" or "mind
control?" By the way, have you seen the new Star Wars? What a
masterpiece of mental manipulation. Humans confer with nondescript
beasts of all shapes and sizes and they confer in English. I wonder
where those space beasts learned English. Oh, the simpleness of the
mind of the citizen. He never considers he is being taken into
fairyland. We have placed advertisements for Star Wars almost
everywhere you go. You will find them in Wal-Mart, K-Mart, Taco Bell
and a host of our institutions of commerce. There is something we want
you to learn from this movie. Or, perhaps it could be said, there is
something we do not want you to learn. Either way, we will have what
we want in the whole affair.

Of course, to keep you off guard we have instructed our elected
officials to appear to be correcting the evil of our violence.
President Clinton is now speaking against violence in Hollywood
movies. This will not solve the problem, but will only make the people
believe the problem is being worked on. Sex and violence are the very
best powers to use to help us gain our advantage. How the people
loathe to give up their sex and violence, so we place all they want
before them. In this way, we keep them so occupied they do not have
the integrity or brain power to deal with the really important matters
which are left entirely in our hands. President Clinton has been very
helpful to us. We knew of what character he was before we placed him
as president. Exposing him was very helpful in adjusting the moral
habits of the youth downward. This is to our advantage. Even more
agreeable to us were the vain efforts of those who thought they could
remove him against our will. He is useful to us and he will not be
removed by anyone until we are ready to have him removed. Excuse me if
I seem to be mocking your system of beliefs, but they are rather
outdated. Have you no eyes to see your vain liberties and your
righteous pontifications are nothing before us? You can only do what
we say you can do. We remove presidents when we are ready and the
leader we set up will be there until it serves us to have another. At
that time we place our purposed leader before you and you vote for
what we want. In that way we give you the vain voting exercise in the
belief you had something to do with placing your president in office.

OUR UNFATHOMABLE MYSTERIES

Our recent war in Serbia has many purposes to it but we do not
speak of these things openly. We let the talk show hosts blather all
sorts of nonsense but none of it touches the core. First of all, there
is a wealth of natural resources in Kosovo that we must have complete
control of. Kosovo has large supplies of uranium in its soil and
uranium is very helpful to our regime. Also, it suits us to keep all
such minerals out of the hands of potential enemies. Milosovic has not
been helpful in giving those resources into our hands so we simply
make things difficult for him until he does. Even now victory over
Yugoslavia is imminent. We are reducing that proud nation to the level
of humility we require from all people. After the war, if Mr.
Milosovic does not sufficiently humble himself, we will take him to
the world court charged with war crimes. We made up that term; rather
ingenious, don’t you think? How could there be such a thing as a
war crime? The very nature of war is that the rules are off. It is so
entertaining to watch the nations try to fight war according to the
laws we have placed before them. The only war crime there really is
only involves the crime of being against us. Anyone against us is
violating our law. As you have seen when someone is for us we do not
care what they do. Was not Nelson Mandella a bomb toting terrorist who
killed many of his enemies? We made a hero of him.

We observe no laws when it comes to war. We do what we want, when
we want and where we want. We can starve nations to death, we can ruin
civilians and any other horror for which we would take our enemies to
court. Look at our example. We bomb Serbia out of its wits, bomb
Kosovans out of their homes, poison their rivers and streams, turn off
their electricity making a grand crisis in that country, and then we
masterfully make it appear it is all Mr. Milosovic’s fault and
he needs to go to court for it. It is the same way we made our inferno
at Waco look like Mr. Koresh’s fault. Then there was our chief
villain, Saddam with all of his weapons of mass destruction. Bad men
are a dime a dozen and we can conjure one up whenever it suits us.
This is really quite funny when you think of it. I am not one who is
usually given to humor, but I do catch myself laughing sometimes at
the absolute absurdity of the notions we place before you and you
readily accept.

Do you wonder that the leaders of the world tremble at our
presence? They know they have no power except the power we give them.
We have no fear of Russia or China for we are already in full control
of their system of things. China knows that we can freeze any number
of its corporations in America and all of its capitol at the stroke of
a pen. We use the nations for what we want to use them for. Everyone
knows that they must yield to us or die. Fortunately, we have had a
few resisters such as Saddam and Milosevic that have been helpful in
showing the world leaders what we will do to them if they do not
submit. There is only glory in following our purposes and doing what
we say. If one does not, there will be such a sad and tragic result. I
would really have you spared of such an end. But, then, again, if you
are not spared, it is of no consequence to us. We will use you to
alleviate some of the overpopulation problem.

YOUR SILLY REBELLION AGAINST OUR DOMINION
Some of you have thought you could stop us by placing a bomb in
one of our abortion clinics or in a government building. Silly souls!
How can that hurt us? All that does is give us an example to use so
that we might place more controls and heavy burdens on the population.
We love it when you rebel and blow something up. You are our reason
for making more laws against all those things which might contribute
to your freedom from us. If someone did not blow something up on
occasion, we would have no justification in placing more hedges about
you. Can’t you see how impossible it is for you to resist us?
The more you wiggle, the more we squeeze.

Our kingdom is the kingdom of money. Excuse me, but I must
confess that we are the rulers of the kingdom of non-money. You must
see the humor in that statement. We have given you a piece of paper or
some numbers on a computer screen that we have termed money. It is
backed up by nothing and proven by nothing but what we say it is. We
create it from nothing, we print it, we loan it, we give it its value,
we take its value away. All things that have to do with money are in
our hands. Think of it, what is it that you can do against us without
money? If you try to resist, we can cancel your credit or freeze your
accounts. Your cash is easily confiscated. We have made so many rules
in the realm of living that you cannot live without money. Camp on
government land and you must move in two weeks. You cannot grow much
of a garden in two weeks. Many of our wilderness trails are entered by
permit only. We have passed laws that do not allow you to live in
trailers over a certain period without moving to another location.
Have you not thought it ridiculous that we will allow a man to live in
a box full time but we will not allow a man to live in an RV full time
unless he is in a taxpaying campground? We want you to be in the
system. When you are buying a house, we not only receive the tax
revenue to use for our purposes, but we gain large increases from the
interest on the loan. You may pay for your house two or three times
over from the interest alone. The interest is also taxed which is
again placed for use in those sectors of influence we choose. We do
not want you to escape free and that is why we have made it as we
have. You are our property. We will not permit you to buy or sell
unless you submit to our mark of authority.

If you go to court against us, we will wear you out there and in
the end you will lose. If you use violence, we will end up having you
in one of our labor camps, more specifically called prison industries.
You need our money, our entertainments, our fuel, and our utilities to
function and if you don’t have them, you feel deprived. By this,
you are made to yield to our will. You don’t even know how to
think anymore since we have thoroughly emasculated your religions and
your faith in God. Now, you only have yourself and we have gotten that
self pretty well chasing its tail these days.

I hope this little note is sufficient to inform you what the new
millennium is all about. The 21st century is our century. You may
enter it if you do as you are told. We have no intention of playing
around with your so-called human rights or your so-called
Constitution. These things were only used for our purposes for a time.
Your Constitution is a joke to us and we can do with it what we
please. It never occurred to you that 50 years ago your Constitution
was used to refuse abortions. When we decided to have abortions
legalized we used the same Constitution to justify it. Your human
rights are what we say they are and your Constitution is what we say
it is. We have only used this phrase of human rights to keep things
sufficiently in turmoil. The more things are unsettled, the better we
like them until we have everything in complete servitude. This little
letter may offend you, since I speak so plainly, but that truly is no
concern of ours. Too bad isn't it?

Sincerely,

Keke Goldfeller