"Frank Dresser" wrote in message ...
"RHF" wrote in message
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FD,

The "Unified Conspiracy Theory" - We Live and Learn )

Actually, Idiots in 'Pick-Up Trucks' have evolved over a long
period of Alien -=V=- Human interaction by the process of
Natural Selection. The 'Secret is Beer':
* Aliens do not like Beer.
* Beer is Toxic to Aliens.
* A Six-Pak of Beer Daily - Makes You Alien 'Proof' (BAL=1%+ )

FWIW: The Beer Bottle is a Naturally Resonant Cavity that attenuates
Alien Mind Control when held in the hand and placed to the lips.

IAPF (It's A Proven Fact): A Six-Pak of Empty Beer Cans is a
Natural "Beverage Antenna" and Shunts-Out (Near-Field) Alien Mind
Control Signals for all those within 11 Meters.
[ This is Why Pick-Up Driving; Beer Drinking CBers are on
the 11 "CB" Meter Band. Yes, I Know CB Sounds Alien. But, in
Truth CB is really Alien Free c]

ALTERNATIVES: The only alternative to Beer, Beer Bottles and
a Six-Pak of Beer; in Fighting-Off Alien Mind Control is
the Inverted "CK" Antenna (Patent Pending) is the Ultimate
Solution for All Your Cranial Reception and Cerebral
Interference Needs. CAUTION: When Properly Installed }

"Near Field Mode": "Tune-In-the-Truth"
(What Ever It May Be)

- - - A-n-D - - -

"Far Field Mode": "Tune-Out-the-Absurd"
(I Don't Know What You Call It... But I Know It - When I Hear It !)

YES- The Inverted "CK" Antenna - For that Rumble Bumble in Your Head !

One-Moment-Please:
Time to Check and Adjust my 'Inverted "CK" Antenna'
AHaaa... Now I Am Safe )

NOTE: With the 'Inverted "CK" Antenna' I have been able to Cut My
MEDs in Half: But they still won't let me use sharp objects yet ;-{

OBTW: A Non-Inverted "CK" Antenna when half filled with Ice
makes a great 'Chiller' for a Six-Pak of Beer ;-}


So Say I ~ RHF
The Inventor of the 'Inverted "CK" Antenna'. {Pending a Patent}
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I think I see where you're going with this. I suppose both the most
powerful anticonspiracy beer and the most powerful anticonspiracy CK
antennas are hand make. Resist the conspiracy with homebrewing!

Frank Dresser

FD,

IAPF (It's A Proven Fact):

* Practicing the Art Form and Craft of Home Brewing; when done
on a Daily Basis Leaves No Time for Conspiracies. [Home Brewing
is in-fact one of the Best Forms of Conspiracy Aversion Therapy.]

* Pure and Natural Home Brewed Beer; when consumed on a Daily
Basis Renders One incapable of Forming or Participating in any
'organized' Conspiracy. [Maintaining a Blood Alcohol Level of
One Percent Plus is Preferred as the Normal Medication Level
for Full Anti-Conspiracy Protection.]


ALKF (A Little Know Fact):
The two Spells (Word Phasings) that 'send' Aliens into Orbit:
* "Have Another Beer !"
* "I'l Drink To That !"


EW2 (Ever Wonder Why): No One Sees Aliens inside a Beer Bar.
But lots of people see Aliens on the outside,
After Leaving a Beer Bar... Yes - It's the Beer !


hm... ~ RHF
= = = Help Me... I Have Fallen Down and Can't Reach My Beer )

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