"Parker Smith" wrote in message
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I dunno who you are,but Hint #4,"I re-married 4 months after my wife
died of cancer",would have led me to believe you were the right
winged
whaco GW Bush loving moron,---Newt Gingrich.
But after researching it,I found out he actually married while his
wife
was on her death bed alive, dying a month later---nice guy.
Typical,hypocritical rethuglican.
But,impeach Clinton...he got a knobber from a consenting adult.

While I hate impugning amusing, typically obsessive anti-"rethuglican"
rants with an actual fact or two, the Slickster (unlike Newtie, who
had "book" problems) was impeached for lying in a judicial proceeding.
Not that you actually care. I like the "knobber" thing though--gotta
remember that.

As far as the contest goes, is it Ron Jeremy?